Greetings! Help wanted: Who wants to be a 2027 intern in the Trump White House?  If the answer is yes, apply here for next spring….Townhall  endorsed ex-MTV reality TV star Spencer Pratt in his bid to become the next mayor of Los Angeles.  “Pratt is connecting with voters the same way that another reality television star, Donald Trump, created a political movement in 2015 by launching an unconventional bid for the presidency,” opines Townhall’s Jeff Crouere… Big brother is watching? The Blaze claims ICE’s new smart glasses provide agents with “surveillance superpowers.” However, the Glen Beck- founded outlet notes – thankfully – that the super spy tech specs could be used to surveil law-abiding citizens and thus pose a danger…51^st state? Trump revealed on  Fox News yesterday that he is considering making Venezuela the nation’s 51^st state.  The Donald has coveted the oil-rich nation as a U.S. possession for some time, according to USA Today…Dept. of Man Bites Dog: A Trump family-affiliated nonprofit helped rescue 1,500  beagles from a Wisconsin research facility, per SteveGruber.com.  The beagle liberation movement was the result of efforts by Big Dog Ranch Rescue, where Trump’s daughter-in-law Lara Trump is a board member.  Last year, at a Big Dog Ranch Rescue benefit at Mar-a-Lago, both Donald Trump and Elon Musk helped the event raise more than $4 million. Never would have guessed that Trump would raise a hand to help a dog…The Hantavirus can be spread relatively easily, as this NY Times op-ed suggests, contradicting claims by the World Health Organization. It also means that Health & Human Services Sec. Robert Kennedy Jr. would oversee the U.S. response. That’s a terrifying thought…If you keep reading, I’ll keep Righting. Howard