Democrats should’ve canned his ass months ago.
Publication: Victory Girls
Whiners, Criers and Liars…Oh My!
July 5th, the day after the biggest birthday bash of the year. America’s 250th, now one day older, and while most Americans had the time of their lives, the usual dank creatures of primordial Forest Narcissus chewed the scenery in performative outrage.
Seattle Pride, Public Nudity and Fetishes for Kids
There were also the naked cyclists wheeling around and flapping in the cool, Pacific Northwest breeze in front of the kids at Seattle Pride.
The DSA Didn’t Hijack the Democratic Party. It Found an Open Door
The Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) are having a very good week. They picked up victories in New York, immediately started talking about where they’re headed next, and suddenly Colorado, Michigan, and Wisconsin are all part of the conversation.
Zohran Mamdani’s Socialist Wave Didn’t Start Yesterday
If the new Soviet Man, Zohran Mamdani, becoming Mayor of NYCity was a shocker to what few rational adults remained in the Big Rotten Apple, then last night’s primary wins of 3/3 for his handpicked candidates should leave them reeling. And even fly-over country should get serious in noticing.
Chicago’s Latest Emergency Is a Word Nobody Can Define
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson has apparently invented a new word. The word is “transfemicide.” Johnson spent part of the weekend reminding residents that Chicago remains under a “Transfemicide State of Emergency.” People roll their eyes at terms like “transfemicide” because they have seen this routine before.
Abortion Pills Available All Summer Long
As we launch into summer, small aircraft fly by on the beach pulling ads for local bars and restaurants and yes, abortion pills. After all, it is the summer of love and there’s no better way to handle a night’s indiscretion discreetly than to order abortion pills by mail order. A banner ad at the U.S. Open did just that.
Gavin Newsom Office Says Tax Returns Are Coming, Years Later
Gavin Newsom is planning on running for president. This investigation by the Department of Justice has thrown quite a wrench into his plans. Initially, the game plan was to blame President Trump for the investigation. That plan was derailed when it was revealed that the investigation began under the Biden DOJ.
The Barack Obama Presidential Center Opens
The Barack Obama Presidential Center, with possibly the ugliest building ever conceived, opens today. Three other living former Presidents attended and there was entertainment by living cadavers such as Bruce Springstein and U2’s Bono. The assembled crowd probably got a collective thrill up their legs.
Situation Room Leaks Are Classic Journalism Anti-Americanism
Trump should declare that the guilty should be hung until not quite dead, their innards swirled around, drawn, quartered, beheaded and the head mounted on a pike in front of the Capitol Building.
It’s Baseball, Not a Sexuality Workshop
Every June, Major League Baseball seems to lose sight of its professional sports identity and starts acting like a corporate HR department.
Ring Girls, Freedom 250 and the Left’s Worst Nightmare
The complaints about Freedom 250 are arriving so quickly that it’s hard to keep up. The UFC fight on the White House lawn is offensive. Celebrating Trump’s birthday is offensive. Celebrating America’s 250th birthday is offensive. The sponsorships are offensive. The octagon is offensive. And, naturally, the ring girls are offensive too.
The Left’s Greed and Envy Are on Full Display
Greed and envy. Not good looks for the Left, but they are all running with that since SpaceX’s IPO launched Elon Musk into the trillionaire stratosphere. The whining and screeching over the IPO has been something to behold.
Jasmine Crockett and Austin Metcalf Murder Lies
From the moment she first opened her piehole in a U.S. House meeting, Jasmine Crockett has been a flame throwing fire chaser. She gives Black Fatigue a whole new meaning.
Maine Kampf: Platner Clinches Dem Primary
Platner tries to wake up and be a better version of himself every morning. Perhaps he should revisit a conversation paid with a sincere apology to Army veteran, Ted Daniels, for wishing him dead. Maybe, one morning, Platner will decide to be a “better version of himself” and not hop on the website known as the “Predator’s Paradise” to solicit erotic massages from underage girls.
WNBA’s Brianna Turner Refuses to Wear USA 250 Patch Because of Slavery
Brianna Turner has just added to the growing list of why really cares about the WNBA. Imagine being butthurt about wearing a red, white and blue patch. First-world problems, Breezy. Luckily for you, slavery is a thing of the past. You’re free to leave, Ms. Turner. Africa? China? Iran? Who wants a WNBA player?
Mayor Bass and Raman Over Pratt After Slow Count
Something smells in the city of Los Angeles, and it isn’t the streets.
Scott Pelley Snivels to the NY Times
The dramatics from Scott Pelley are the gift that keeps on giving! He did a sniveling sobbing sit down with the New York Times. The entire interview is ALL about him. He claims he was there to represent. Instead he insists that all the firings, including his, “murdered” his 60 Minutes family.
Trans Kids in Hollywood and Their Self-Absorbed Parents
It seems as though having a trans kid in Hollywood has replaced the status symbol of a Bentley or a Birkin bag.
The Jill Biden Book Tour Is Awkward, Angry and Bitter
Joe and Jill Biden are turning into a case of herpes for the Democrats. They keep breaking out in embarrassing ways at inconvenient moments.
Sesame Street’s Pride Push
Sesame Street framed its latest Pride message around love, inclusion, and uplifting others. At what point did a television show about puppets, cookies, and the letter B decide it should help shape a child’s worldview? The latest Pride post did not appear out of nowhere. Sesame Street has been heading down this road for years.
Kamala Calls Pride an “Ongoing Fight”
The “ongoing fight” to ensure every person could live as their “authentic self” is shrouded in inauthenticity and lies. If you are born by divine design, fearfully and wonderfully made in God’s very image, the “fight” to be something or someone you are not, and never truly could be, ends in defeat.
Dem Females Demand Paid time Off for Menstruation
If you ever wondered what Veruca Salt would be like as a 45-year-old member of Congress, complete with keffiyeh and septum ring, look no farther than the cohort of D-females demanding 12 days of employer-paid leave for menstruation, right now, or else. The Squad goon, Rashida Tlaib is right in the middle of this puerile tantrum masquerading as sober policy.
James “Beta” Talarico” Has a Girlfriend!
His friend-with-a-uterus is a cat mom. And vegan. And loves dancing at gay bars (NTTIAWWT). Let’s just say everyone is not entirely convinced here