Greetings! Gag alert: Donald Trump is considering issuing 250 pardons as part of the nation’s 250^th birthday celebration, according to the Wall Street Journal. No word yet on who may be on the get-out-of-jail-free list…Right-wing knives are out for Academy-award winning director Chris Nolan for his  big budget summer movie The Odyssey.  Featuring a star-studded cast, including Matt Damon (Odysseus), and Anne Hathaway(Penelope) as well as Elliot Page (Achilles), formerly known as  Ellen Page before transitioning. NewsBusters wonders if Nolan might be “forcing a cultural statement down the throats of the audience,” especially since Achilles is known as a symbol of masculinity and strength…Sick Bay Report: Trump sycophant and disgraced ex-NYC mayor Rudy Giuliani was released from the hospital after a 10-day stay battling pneumonia. The Gateway Pundit reports that the 81-year-old Giuliani resumed hosting his daily radio show yesterday.  I’m no Rudy fan, but I have to admit he’s a fighter…Another Kennedy whack-job? The NY Times dropped a devastating portrait of Jack Schlossberg, a JFK grandson and social media sensation. The handsome 33-year-old Schlossberg, who is running as a Democrat for the open House seat in New York’s coveted 12^th District covering the wealthy heart of Manhattan.  The piece portrays his campaign as “chaotic” and describes Schlossberg as erratic and prone to going AWOL Nonetheless, he has a slim lead in the race…Death from the skies: The Washington Times reports that 190 people have been killed by U.S. military in the Caribbean and Pacific in its haphazard attacks on alleged drug smugglers. Fifty-six boats have also been destroyed. No doubt, SecDef Pete “Hairgel” Hegseth is doing a victory dance in a full-length mirror…f you keep reading, I’ll keep Righting. Howard