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Cory Booker Obtains Female Wife in Boost to 2028 White House Bid

source: Washington Free Beacon

The Democratic senator from NJ  married a female woman over the weekend, closing the book on idle speculation about a man often described as “the Leonardo DiCaprio of American politics.”  The move satisfies a major public relations need for Booker and arrives with exquisite timing as he prepares to launch his 2028 presidential campaign. (Satire)

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