Greetings! Trump 2028 merch is now available on the Trump Store website.  The unconstitutional items for sale includes hats, t-shirts and can coolers. For some reason, the word “presumptuous” pops to mind…Dept. of No Surprises: Secretary of Defense Pete “Hair Gel” Hegseth has a new makeup studio being built adjacent to the Defense Department’s press briefing room, reports CBS News. BTW: Hegseth is the target today of two negative lead stories, respectively  in the NY Times and Wall Street Journal. He wins the prize this April as the most loathsome and unqualified member of Trump’s cabinet (and he has plenty of competition)…Megyn Kelly has a problem with George Clooney’s looks. Here’s how she opened her podcast earlier this week: “We need to talk about George Clooney, who is busy trying to look 30 years younger than he actually is with weirdly dyed hair as he tries his hand at Broadway.” Worth noting: Clooney dyed his hair to look like the legendary newsman Edward R. Murrow he plays in the Broadway hit “Good Night and Good Luck.” You can listen to and watch the Kelly podcast here…Weekend Watch: I’m no fan of medical dramas. I didn’t watch a single episode of the 90s hit “ER” nor did I ever get drawn into the long-running “Gray’s Anatomy.”  Nonetheless, I’ve become engrossed by The Pitt, a series available on Max, about the overworked emergency room staff of a Pittsburgh hospital. It’s fast-paced, funny, heart-breaking and endlessly entertaining…If you keep reading, I’ll keep Righting. Howard