Greetings! Dept. of Irony: The National Association of Police Organizations endorsed convicted felon Donald Trump for president…Dept. of Sticks & Stones: In a Truth Social post yesterday, Trump referred to the ABC News anchor George Stephanopoulos as “liddle George Slopadopolus.” Clever (for a 5th grader)…Dept. of Corrections:  Yesterday I erroneously wrote that “The Gateway Pundit claims to have one of the first images of Trump with a bandage on his ear.” I meant to say “without” a bandage on his ear….Speaking of damaged ears, David, a subscriber from Boston, suggests a “Curb Your Enthusiasm” episode where a bee stings Larry David in his ear the week after the Trump assassination attempt and he has to wear a  large white bandage to cover the wound.  Naturally, his liberal Tinseltown pals are appalled because they believe he’s a MAGA acolyte…Andrew Torba, founder of the right-friendly social platform Gab, suggests that suspected would-be assassin Thomas Crooks supported Biden’s policies. Torba points to several of Crook’s Gab posts as evidence…President Oliver?  And I don’t mean Emmy-award-winning political satirist John Oliver.  Notorious contrarian John Stossel, a veteran of ABC News and most recently Fox Business News, thinks 38-year-old fellow Libertarian Chase Oliver could be a viable candidate for president this November …And  finally, podcasters and social media influencers Jake and Logan Paul have offered The Donald  $12 million for the hat he was wearing during the attempt on his life. (Outkick)… If you keep reading, I’ll keep Righting. Howard