Greetings! Here’s my candidate for ugliest (and longest) sentence of the week, courtesy of Townhall’s Kurt Schlichter, commenting on current campus protests: “The majority of these freaks are part of this garbage movement because they are friendless losers, especially the chicks – no man wants them, and so they cosplay as ISIS brides for a while before graduating with their Feminist Studies degrees and beginning their long journey toward inevitably dying alone in their one-bedroom apartment while reading a Toni Morrison book and then being eaten by their cats.” Here’s the full column if you dare…Laugh of the week: Liberty Paige of SteveGruber.com conjures up an imaginary “Seinfeld” episode with Kramer, Elaine and George discussing  Jerry’s Duke graduation speech with him.  Jerry: “Protestors were chanting ‘Free Palestine.” Elaine: “I wasn’t aware you had the power to free Palestine.” Jerry: “I am more powerful than most of you care to admit. And Duke acknowledges that by giving me an honorary degree.” Kramer: “Why are they giving you a degree for NOT attending their college? For doing nothing?” Jerry: “I’ll have you know that you can make a lot of money doing nothing. Or having a sitcom about doing nothing.” Bravo.  BTW, PJ Media calls Seinfeld “the hero we need right now” and I’d have to agree…While all eyes were on Duke this past week, eight miles down the road in Chapel Hill, the University of North Carolina decided to gut its DEI department and give more money to the campus police department.  Right wing media including the Daily Wire cheered the moves…If you keep reading, I’ll keep Righting. Howard