Greetings! Dept. of No Surprise: The Trump campaign released a vile statement last night about the Hunter Biden guilty verdict. Key phrase in the press release: “This trial has been nothing more than a distraction from the real crimes of the Biden Crime Family”…Dept. of Surprise: The European Conservative weighs in on RFJ Jr’s presidential candidacy and concludes that he’s a “candidate to take seriously.” Why? According to the European Conservative,  he appeals to libertarians and the far left….Dept. of Crazy:  Rep. Anna Pauline Luna (R-FL, natch), told Fox News this morning that  she’s “vowing to force a vote on Attorney General Merrick Garland's arrest if the Department of Justice fails to act on a criminal contempt resolution backed by House GOP leaders”…The Gateway Pundit informs its readers that “J6 political prisoner” Chris Kuehne was part of Ronald Reagan’s 21-gun salute when he was laid to rest 20 years ago this week…On his “War Room” podcast, an unhinged Steve Bannon fired his venom at ex-FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe.  If Trump re-captures the White House, Bannon said, “We’re going to come and get you, and it’s gonna be totally constitutional and totally by the rule of law.” Sounds like a threat to me.…One of my favorite comedians, Bill Burr,  admitted he “hates f*cking liberals.” Outkick has the details on the comic’s epic San Francisco set where he torched progressives…If you keep reading, I’ll keep Righting. Howard

Greetings! WND clams that Trump has a new theme song.  Its name is – prep the air sickness bags – “The Chosen One.”  If you can stomach it, here’s the video featuring nonstop images of Trump over the last eight years.  The song has all the musical sophistication of a sweet 16 birthday tune…Here’s the week’s craziest headline from the right even though it’s only Tuesday, courtesy of PJ Media: “It’s time to arrest James Clapper and Antony Blinken.” Because the story is behind a paywall, I have no idea about the twisted logic behind the headline, nor am I especially interested….Those jokesters at the staid Washington Free Beacon keep dropping satirical articles on their website.  The latest is a fictitious account of a secret Biden plan to capture the youth vote including the fake script of a Biden campaign ad.  For the record, I didn’t think it was that funny…Right wing critics are reportedly angered over the Disney+ series “The Acolyte” because it’s the “gayest ‘Star Wars’” yet featuring a “lesbian R2-D2.” (Forbes)…News websites on both sides of the aisle are experiencing significant audience erosion, according to TheRighting’s latest analysis of April traffic.  The Washington Times and Washington Examiner got hit worse than almost any other websites surveyed….If you keep reading, I’ll keep Righting. Howard