Greetings!  Outkick reveals that Lauren Boebert has joined the “Politicians in Bikinis” movement.  As proof, Outkick has a photo of the handsy, looney-right Colorado Congresswoman in a teeny weeny bikini displaying a massive vine-like torso tattoo. Outkick also offers images of GOP Congresswomen Anna Paulina Luna and Nancy Mace in skimpy swimwear…Word of the day: “Hicklib.”  Politico defines it as “a derogatory term used by some online conservatives to refer to a certain type of rural progressive.” A cousin of the hicklib, per Politico, is the “woke yokel”…The Donald just announced the formation of the Jewish Voices for Trump coalition.  According to the announcement on his website, the coalition is “for those in the Jewish community who feel politically homeless, for those who have been betrayed by the Biden administration’s many flip-flops on the safety and security of the Jewish community and the State of Israel, you do have a home. It’s with the Republican Party, and with President Donald J. Trump” Asking for a friend: Are the Dark Duke of Mar-A-Lago’s dining companions Nick Fuentes and Kanye West part of the coalition?…Got an extra $299?  The far-right Big League Politics is hawking emergency medical kits that include Ivermectin, 28 Amoxicillin tablets and 12 tabs of a generic antibiotic. One only needs fill out a short questionnaire before receiving the prescription-only meds….If you keep reading, I’ll keep Righting. Howard

Greetings! Dept. of Sticks & Stones: There’s an entire Wikipedia page devoted to the derogatory nicknames that Trump gives his adversaries.  An astonishing 120 nicknames are listed including “Nikki “Birdbrain” Haley, Gavin “Governor Newscum” Newsom, and Adam “Pencil Neck” Schiff. It’s a shameful compilation of low-brow insults from the former leader of the free world and it reflects poorly on the United States…Dept. of Surprises: Red Sox player Jarren Duran has the top-selling jersey on the Major League Baseball website after calling a belligerent fan a homosexual slur, according to Breitbart.  He was suspended for two games and then sales started taking off.  “Despite the team’s woke response to the incident, many fans seem to have had the opposite reaction,” Breitbart wrote…Job with least security: Ivy League university president.  Five presidents have left their jobs in the last year, most due to campus unrest.  Columbia’s Minouche Shafik is the latest. (Politico)…Trump’s rallies may have become political losers.  That’s the opinion of the Wall Street Journal’s Daniel Henninger because they do nothing to expand his base. Henninger suggests town halls instead….Not good news for female Secret Service agents.  Susan Crabtree of Real Clear Politics tweets this morning that a female agent left her post without permission at a North Carolina Trump rally to breastfeed her baby.  Alarm has spread among right wing outlets like The Gateway Pundit, Hot Air and RedState….If you keep reading, I’ll keep Righting. Howard