Greetings! Trump 2028 merch is now available on the Trump Store website.  The unconstitutional items for sale includes hats, t-shirts and can coolers. For some reason, the word “presumptuous” pops to mind…Dept. of No Surprises: Secretary of Defense Pete “Hair Gel” Hegseth has a new makeup studio being built adjacent to the Defense Department’s press briefing room, reports CBS News. BTW: Hegseth is the target today of two negative lead stories, respectively  in the NY Times and Wall Street Journal. He wins the prize this April as the most loathsome and unqualified member of Trump’s cabinet (and he has plenty of competition)…Megyn Kelly has a problem with George Clooney’s looks. Here’s how she opened her podcast earlier this week: “We need to talk about George Clooney, who is busy trying to look 30 years younger than he actually is with weirdly dyed hair as he tries his hand at Broadway.” Worth noting: Clooney dyed his hair to look like the legendary newsman Edward R. Murrow he plays in the Broadway hit “Good Night and Good Luck." You can listen to and watch the Kelly podcast here…Weekend Watch: I'm no fan of medical dramas. I didn’t watch a single episode of the 90s hit “ER” nor did I ever get drawn into the long-running “Gray’s Anatomy."  Nonetheless, I’ve become engrossed by The Pitt, a series available on Max, about the overworked emergency room staff of a Pittsburgh hospital. It’s fast-paced, funny, heart-breaking and endlessly entertaining…If you keep reading, I’ll keep Righting. Howard

Greetings! The Washington Examiner says embattled Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth should get the boot. Agreed!...An ICE cold spring storm is hovering over Florida schools. The College Fix reports several Sunshine State universities have partnered with the Trump regime to enforce immigration laws. ICE has agreements with 11 schools, including the University of Florida, that give campus police the OK to stop students on campus and check their immigration status…In other news from the College Fix, the outlet reports Smith College is removing its mascot featuring an illustration of a female pioneer, because some campus factions believe that the image depicts “colonialist” oppression and “Indigenous erasure.” Here’s my question: when will Donald Trump jump into the middle of this  controversy at this small elite women’s college?...Best American autobiography of all time ? It’s The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin, according to American Thinker…Barf alert: Nikki Glaser admitted at a recent Time 100 Summit event that she’s sexually attracted to Donald Trump. For the record, she also revealed that she’s never a Trumper. I guess she likes the bad boys. (Breitbart)… Since the November election, billionaires are shelling out big bucks for DC mansions so they can have proximity and show fealty to their almighty master at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., reports Architectural Digest. The billionaire dudes – and they are all men – have been dubbed the broligarchy by the magazine. They include Mark Zuckerberg, Eric Schmidt, crypto czar David Sacks and ex-eBay president Jeff Skoll. Looks like Elon Musk is pinching pennies because AD says that he sleeps in his DOGE office…If you keep reading, I’ll keep Righting. Howard