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Megan Fox: I usually start my day in a dark room, awakened by a sinister alarm…I make my way down a dark and evil hallway, where I wake my dastardly white children and instruct them to change out of their MAGA sleep shirts and into their Catholic school uniforms (gasp!). Their uniforms are yellow and blue plaid, but shown in the right light (usually one shone by CNN) they appear brown with black and red patches.