Townhall

If “The Beverly Hillbillies” aired today, Jed Clampett would say something like this to his daughter:  “Elly, you are obviously not a woman because you can outrun every boy in them southern hills.  You aren’t a ‘tomboy,’ you are a boy.  So, we need to change your name to Billy Bob, and get you down to the hospital right quick so they can whack those parts of you that, um, nature falsely gave you to make you look like a woman…”