Greetings! WND clams that Trump has a new theme song.  Its name is – prep the air sickness bags – “The Chosen One.”  If you can stomach it, here’s the video featuring nonstop images of Trump over the last eight years.  The song has all the musical sophistication of a sweet 16 birthday tune…Here’s the week’s craziest headline from the right even though it’s only Tuesday, courtesy of PJ Media: “It’s time to arrest James Clapper and Antony Blinken.” Because the story is behind a paywall, I have no idea about the twisted logic behind the headline, nor am I especially interested….Those jokesters at the staid Washington Free Beacon keep dropping satirical articles on their website.  The latest is a fictitious account of a secret Biden plan to capture the youth vote including the fake script of a Biden campaign ad.  For the record, I didn’t think it was that funny…Right wing critics are reportedly angered over the Disney+ series “The Acolyte” because it’s the “gayest ‘Star Wars’” yet featuring a “lesbian R2-D2.” (Forbes)…News websites on both sides of the aisle are experiencing significant audience erosion, according to TheRighting’s latest analysis of April traffic.  The Washington Times and Washington Examiner got hit worse than almost any other websites surveyed….If you keep reading, I’ll keep Righting. Howard

Greetings! Betcha didn’t know that June was “Hetero Awareness Month.”  This month, the Old State Saloon in Eagle, Idaho (natch), celebrates heterosexuality with free beer Monday for guys who identify as straight. Hetero couples and women get discounts too. No word on what kind of I.D one needs to prove you’re Old State Saloon discount worthy. (Fox News)…Youth book publishing giant Scholastic just released a “Read with Pride” resource guide and  The Federalist is up in arms. “The guide, associated website, and list of books and resources all, as the left loves to boast, unapologetically send parents, educators, and kids toward the most extreme left-wing sources on LGBT ideology,” opines The Federalist’s  Chad Felix Greene…Dept. of Grievance: I’m spending half my week deleting and blocking political text messages from both sides of the aisle.  It’s  a Sisyphean task; the more messages I block, the more seem to flood my inbox and phone. Enough political messaging pollution already…. Doug Burgum got a huge boost this weekend in The Donald’s Veepstakes.  The NY Times gave the North Dakota governor one wet kiss of a profile.  Tiny Granite Grok begs to differ with The Times, saying Trump selecting Burgum as a running mate would be a “terrible mistake”… Former TIME magazine senior editor Richard Zoglin offers up an ad campaign for Biden to use against Trump.  Key line: “He says he’s out for you, but he’s only out for revenge.” Sounds like ad copy for a horror movie. (RichardZoglin.com)…If  you keep reading, I’ll keep Righting. Howard