Greetings! Here’s my candidate for ugliest (and longest) sentence of the week, courtesy of Townhall’s Kurt Schlichter, commenting on current campus protests: “The majority of these freaks are part of this garbage movement because they are friendless losers, especially the chicks – no man wants them, and so they cosplay as ISIS brides for a while before graduating with their Feminist Studies degrees and beginning their long journey toward inevitably dying alone in their one-bedroom apartment while reading a Toni Morrison book and then being eaten by their cats.” Here’s the full column if you dare…Laugh of the week: Liberty Paige of SteveGruber.com conjures up an imaginary “Seinfeld” episode with Kramer, Elaine and George discussing  Jerry’s Duke graduation speech with him.  Jerry: “Protestors were chanting ‘Free Palestine.” Elaine: “I wasn’t aware you had the power to free Palestine.” Jerry: “I am more powerful than most of you care to admit. And Duke acknowledges that by giving me an honorary degree.” Kramer: “Why are they giving you a degree for NOT attending their college? For doing nothing?” Jerry: “I’ll have you know that you can make a lot of money doing nothing. Or having a sitcom about doing nothing.” Bravo.  BTW, PJ Media calls Seinfeld “the hero we need right now” and I’d have to agree…While all eyes were on Duke this past week, eight miles down the road in Chapel Hill, the University of North Carolina decided to gut its DEI department and give more money to the campus police department.  Right wing media including the Daily Wire cheered the moves…If you keep reading, I’ll keep Righting. Howard

Greetings! Time to lift the Cohen of Silence:  Ex-Donald Trump fixer Michael Cohen takes the stand today in what is sure to be another high point in The Don’s election interference trial…It’s a sad day for progressive NY Giants football fans.  Legendary Giant linebacker Lawrence Taylor and bruising fullback Ottis Anderson showed up at Trump's Saturday New Jersey rally to support the ex-POTUS (Townhall)… Bobby Kennedy  Jr. gets ripped by failed GOP presidential candidate  Doug Burgum.  The North Dakota governor sounds the alarm about RFK Jr.’s White House run. “(H)is ideas are downright dangerous, and anyone who identifies as a conservative, or simply as somebody who loves their country,” Burgum  writes in a Daily Caller op-ed. “Best steer clear.”…Right wing Christian media powerhouse Salem Media appears to have hit some financial potholes.  Salem controls a national network of radio stations, and runs several prominent right wing outlets like Townhall and PJ Media. On Friday, the company announced the sale of its former HQ. Since last year, Salem has sold off some radio stations and its church products division, according to Inside Radio…On Friday’s “Real Time with Bill Maher,"  the eponymous host called out  “inconsistencies” in Stormy Daniels’ testimony in the Trump trial last week, echoing Megyn Kelly’s comments on her podcast.  The Gateway Pundit has the details including the video of Maher’s 2018 interview with Daniels in which she told a much less dramatic tale of her bedroom romp with Trump. It’s hard to disagree with Maher after viewing the video…If you keep reading, I’ll keep Righting. Howard