Hollywood-in-Toto

The formerly apolitical talker got woke ... and 'The Tonight Show' paid the price.

PJ Media

Stephen Kruiser: I hope everyone is staying hydrated, they’ll most likely be rationing water for us once we get to the gulag. I’d like to say I’m kidding but I am getting a real creeper vibe off of the new president. Also, Joe Biden sounds a little too much like Joe Stalin for my comfort.

FrontPage

America’s new placeholder president speaks.

Townhall

Biden and his handlers are conducting the American freight train leftward at full throttle. Our job is to counter their propaganda and resist every leftist executive order and policy initiative with as much force as Democrats resisted Trump from day one -- not for payback, not to be petty but for the good of the nation and our fellow citizens.

Fox News

You can tell a lot about what people are about on their first day in any job, so what's at the top of Joe Biden's to-do list? Opening the borders and crushing our country's last remaining independent economic sector.

Gateway Pundit

Five thousand soldiers were moved to a cold parking garage with one outlet and bathroom after protecting inauguration ceremony. After Biden used the soldiers for protection, they were tossed into a cold parking garage near the Capitol building.

Daily Caller

Neil Patel: Biden focused most of his address on national unity. If anyone reading this doesn’t believe that Biden correctly identified the issue of our time, I’m not even sure what to say. It’s issue one, two and three.

American Thinker

Soon they will be cranking up the Jackhammers at Mt. Rushmore. A new face is on the way.

National Review

Pretending that he’s a groundbreaking or cathartic or unifying figure won’t work. He’s been around too long.

Babylon Bee

With a new administration taking over, the White House press corps marked the occasion by wearing their newly issued uniforms: blue and white cheerleading outfits emblazoned with Biden's name….The press corps went wild as Press Secretary Jen Psaki entered the room. From the back row, NBC Correspondent Peter Alexander led the group in a cheer. (Satirical conservative website)

Washington Free Beacon

The media were never sheepish in the early days of the Trump administration about hurling questions at then-press secretary Sean Spicer. But in the early days of the Biden administration there has been no shortage of softball questions for press secretary Jen Psaki, including inquiries about color schemes for Air Force One.

Rush Limbaugh

Isn't that the way we report this stuff? I mean, that's how they reported it with President Trump.

NewsBusters

CNN published a story with the provocative headline “Biden inheriting nonexistent coronavirus vaccine distribution plan and must start 'from scratch,' sources say.” Nonexistent? If the Trump administration had a “nonexistent” vaccine strategy, how was the vaccine distributed across the country? This is self-evidently false. 

Newsmax

We’re in a war with a deadly disease. Biden’s plan is like fighting back with a pea shooter.