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The Investigators Need to Be Investigated

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John Dempsey: Unelected bureaucratic federal law enforcement officials took it upon themselves to lie to a FISA court in an attempt to overthrow a duly elected president. Democrats, I dare you to stand up for what is right and support investigating the investigators.

Australia’s Trump Moment

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Australia’s election matched America’s 2016 balloting in every way. It is a warning for Democrats and anyone building a campaign around global warming, the Green New Deal, massive government regulation, higher taxes on “the rich” and open borders. Same issues. Same leftist media bias. Same results.

Abortion’s Impact Is More Than Morality

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Children born after liberalized abortion rules have suffered a series of problems from difficulties at school to more crime. The saddest fact is that it is the most vulnerable in society, poor blacks, who have suffered the most from these changes.

Make America’s Cities Great Again by Making Homelessness Illegal

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Visit any city, especially a liberal-run one, and you’ll likely be approached multiple times anytime you venture downtown. These drug-addled denizens literally litter the streets of most of America’s major cities and plenty of its minor ones, and even the ones that aren’t shoplifting, pickpocketing, or smashing car windows are generally making as much of a nuisance of themselves as they’re legally allowed.

The President’s Promises, Made and Kept

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During the 2016 election, President Trump made plenty of campaign promises, as does any candidate. But this president has done what his predecessors often fail to accomplish: he has kept his promises.  Perhaps the president’s most important accomplishment so far is his restoration of the judicial branch—a big reason many otherwise wary voters supported him in 2016. 

Liberal Sex Strike Fails to Score

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Kurt Schlichter: Conservatives, who do the bulk of the breeding in our country, are unlikely to join Alyssa Milano on the picket line… She has generated a great ideological excuse for liberal women to avoid intimate interaction with liberal men. Hmmm. Maybe this sex strike really will take off.

“Avengers” Is a Conservative Movie

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Tony Stark? Trump guy. Captain America, that insufferable priss? Defiantly Beto. The hot girl with Glocks? She’d pretend to be all liberal, but she would be one of those liberal chicks who seeks out Trump men. Hawkeye? Trump. Thor? Trump. The Hulk? Mayor Pete, at least in human form. As the Hulk, definitely Trump. 

Be A Rooftop Korean

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Kurt Schlichter: As the Rooftop Koreans (who served in the Korean army) recognized during the looting in Los Angeles in the spring of 1992, groups of citizens with (preferably) semi-auto rifles with 30-rounds mag is the only thing that is going to keep a mob in check.

Work Hard, Play by the Rules, and Be Hated by Liberals

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We’re America. We work hard. We play by the rules. But everything bad is our fault, and the solution to every real or imaginary problem is to take more of our money and more of our freedom and hand them over to the liberal elite to redistribute among their minions. How about “No?” It’s time to get militant, Normals.

What Do the Never-Trump Losers Do Now?

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Kurt Schlichter: They find Trump aesthetically displeasing, but it also gnaws at them because every time he stands up to the garbage Democrats, the garbage press, or the garbage jerks and pervs of Hollywood, his refusal to knuckle-under reminds Team Fail that they don’t have the stones to do the same. He shames their cowardly weakness.

The Media’s Push for Impeachment

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No one on the left is more upset than pretty much everyone in the press. MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski insists Democrats have to do their “patriotic duty to step up for the country.” That’s lipstick-on-a-pig talk. Their obsession may require medical treatment. It’s becoming pathological.

Come on Democrats, Impeach Trump!

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Kurt Schlichter: Political super-geniuses like Green New Deal Girl and the one who might have married her brother are totally in touch with the groundswell of popular support for impeachment – their constituents in New York and Mogadishu West are 100% behind it! 

The Burning of Notre Dame Is an Omen

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Dennis Prager: I don’t know if a worker accident or a radical Muslim set fire to Notre Dame Cathedral (as they have scores of other churches around Europe). In terms of what the fire represented, it doesn’t much matter. What matters is the omen: Europe is burning, just as Notre Dame was.