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Yes Democrats, Stay Out of Florida

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Derek Hunter: When the NAACP joined other LGBT groups in warning against travel to Florida I was thankful. Not because it will keep black and gay people out of the free state – normal gay and black people will still go because they aren’t stupid drones slavishly following political orders from Democrats – but because it will keep a bunch of wealthy white suburbanites out.

The GOP’s Festival of Losers

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Kurt Schlichter: Why do Christie and Scott and Pence think they can win? Presidential politics is weird because otherwise sensible people become deluded into imagining that they have a chance. These guys have no chance. They are losers. They are Connor Roy in Succession, but at least Connor is amusing; these guys are just embarrassing.

CNN’s Amanpour Hits Graduates with “Truth to Power” Baloney

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Journalists like Christians Amanpour don’t think it’s their job to “speak truth to power.” It’s their job to “speak truth” against the evil Republicans. She openly said her job was “activism” and “advancing human rights and democracy and defending both.” Therefore, it’s their job to use their power to editorialize to win elections for Democrats.

Is Adam Schiff About to Be Expelled from Congress?

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In the aftermath of Special Counsel John Durham proving Congressman Adam Schiff lied to the American people for years about so-called “Russian collusion,” House Speaker Kevin McCarthy is demanding accountability and hinting the California Democrat could be on his way out. 

In for a Penny, in for a Pound

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Daniel Penny will likely face a jury. And, the critical question will be about the reasonable person. What would you have done, if anything? Most would have done nothing. And, that’s really the point isn’t it? Just let Big Brother handle it. Just cede your power, your liberty and the state will deliver utopia.  

Is BLM a Racist Fraud?

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With media’s help, many well-intentioned Americans and the corporate class have bought into the notion that BLM is a populist movement dedicated to combatting police brutality against blacks, and promoting the welfare of a black underclass.

Jeffrey Toobin Revives the Oklahoma Smear

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On April 19, 1995, the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma was blown up by a truck bomb, killing 168 people, including 19 children. It took just two days after the FBI tied Timothy McVeigh to the bombing for those prestigious media outlets to blame conservatives.

60 Years Ago, Hollywood Knew What a Woman Was

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If “The Beverly Hillbillies” aired today, Jed Clampett would say something like this to his daughter:  “Elly, you are obviously not a woman because you can outrun every boy in them southern hills.  You aren’t a ‘tomboy,’ you are a boy.  So, we need to change your name to Billy Bob, and get you down to the hospital right quick so they can whack those parts of you that, um, nature falsely gave you to make you look like a woman…”

The Michelle Obama Nightmare Scenario

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Kurt Schlichter: Republicans are right to dread her. The kind of Chardonnay-swilling, overly-credentialed, and under-educated, sexually unsatisfied suburban wine women who adore Michelle Obama are going to be a key demographic in 2024, and Michelle owns them lock, stock, and Häagen-Dazs. They will never vote for Trump.

We Have to Stop Joe Biden

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Biden has repeatedly targeted political opponents with the full force of the federal government and violated the fundamental rights of Americans. He’s destroyed the economy with sky-high inflation, implemented Marxist policies in the mortgage system, and forced hardworking Americans to pay off the student debt of wealthy degree holders.

After the Primary, We Need to Work Together

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Kurt Schlichter: I will vote for whoever wins the primary – Trump, DeSantis, Nikki Haley, or even Asa Hutchinson if my party decides it wants to nominate a squish with the name and vibe of a grizzled old prospector who travels forward in time from 2005.

Trump Might Be a Modern Samson

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Trump has a lot in common with Samson —even down to the miraculous hair. His golden coiffure is a multi-million dollar brand, practically a living, undulating icon that beams with the reflected psychic energy of the left’s collective hatred.

Wokeism Is a Religious Cult

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It is irrational, non-scientific, and goes against every aspect of God and nature’s law. Yet, millions of people believe it and spread and enforce it with a zealous fervor that rivals the fastest-spreading movements of history.

“Merchant of Death” Viktor Bout Sends Trump a Message

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Russia’s ‘merchant of death’ Viktor Bout recently sent Trump a telegram after his arraignment last week, reportedly warning him his “life is in danger.” The convicted arms dealer, who was freed in a prisoner exchange for WNBA player Brittney Griner, argued the 45th president should come to Russia for his own safety.

Mary Was a She

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The Savior of the world needed a woman, a mother, a female, to carry Him in a supernatural pregnancy and bring Him into the world. She mattered. All of us enter into this life through the natural process of pregnancy that can only occur in those designed to conceive.

The Only Way to Restore the Norms Is to Finish Them Off

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Kurt Schlichter: If you love the rule of law, if you want to bring back our precious norms and hold to our precious principles, then it’s time to go Full Truman and nuke ‘em ‘til they glow. I note that Japan hasn’t gotten uppity since we tossed them a couple of hot rocks. And that’s what we need to do to the left.

Bud Light Is the Drag Queen of Beers

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If you buy Bud Light, Budweiser or any of their brands, you are subsidizing transgender Dylan Muvaney, a delusional man doing harm to children. Same, by the way, goes for all the corporate brands shoveling hundreds of thousands of dollars to this weirdo, a list of which includes Tampax, Kate Spade, Kitchen Aid, Crest, Walmart and more. 

Conservatives Stunned by Bud Light’s Latest Partnership

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Boycott calls are growing for Bud Light after the company became the latest to go woke by embracing trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney. The transgender activist showcased how the beer company sent packs featuring the influencer’s face to celebrate what Mulvaney claims has been “365 Days of Girlhood.” 

Protect Wisconsin from the Radical Left

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The Wisconsin Supreme Court has the power to re-write congressional maps. That power in the wrong hands – like those of liberal Janet Protasiewicz, the Democrat-supported candidate for the open seat – could spell doom for Wisconsin’s political future and make Wisconsinites less safe.