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Electric Cars Are a Scam

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The left likes to treat skeptics of electrical cars as if they were Luddites. Truth is, making an existing product less efficient but more expensive doesn’t really meet the definition of innovation.

Day One for Our Next GOP President

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Kurt Schlichter: By tradition, our new president will ride to the Capitol with outgoing President-In-Name-Only Biden. Don’t be rude and bring up his midnight pardons of Hunter and the rest of his crime family. I suggest watching a couple episodes of “Matlock” so you have something to talk about. Be sure not to laugh when addressing Jill as “Doctor.”

Trump Should Ditch the GOP Debate

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A debate would have only traps for President Trump. Not only would he be viciously attacked by desperate competitors, but the Fox News debate moderators are known for their anti-Trump views. Instead, President Trump should provide Americans with counter-programming. He could host an event, such as a large rally.

Our Alleged President Is a Corrupt Scumbag

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Kurt Schlichter: It’s undeniable that PINO – President-In-Name-Only – Joe Biden is massively corrupt. From leveraging his position as VP for cash to covering up for his meth-addled, stripper-banging, scumbag son – who is currently spilling his Bolivian party powder all over the White House – this senile pervert is a one-man crimewave.

DeSantis Refuses to Lose

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Kurt Schlichter: He’s locked in second place behind Trump but ahead of the clown car of wannabes, neverwillbes, and fat people who divide up what’s left. He’s poised to strike, and his plan requires not that he win right now but simply that he does not lose. 

Will Embattled President Biden Resign?

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He may be forced to leave office if key Democratic supporters in Washington communicate a lack of support. It’s not farfetched for them to come to that conclusion. This close to the 2024 elections, the Democrats cannot afford a protracted impeachment.

What Is the DeSantis Strategy?

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Kurt Schlichter: The governor runs the tightest ship in the business, and not only do his peeps not leak, but you’ll never catch him lying on top of his covers in a robe, hair in curlers and kicking his painted toenails with the telephone receiver up to his ear calling up Maggie Haberman and asking “Whatchya doin’?”

Indict Walt Nauta?

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Are there, not far bigger fish to fry to remind Americans that justice is blind? After all, when Jack Smith announced his indictment of Trump, he lectured America on the cherished notion that no one is above the law. So let us start with the former interim director of the FBI itself, Andrew McCabe.

Who Do the Dems Replace Biden With?

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Kurt Schlichter: There is Pete Buttigieg, who is very impressive to Pete Buttigieg. His unspoken premise is that all the jobs he previously had and failed at – mayor, transportation secretary, Alfred E. Neuman doppelgänger – have prepared him to fail as president.

Kaitlan Collins Is the Personification of CNN’s Problems

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CEO Licht had delusions that Kaitlan Collins had a future in prime time, but she has no personality at all and no ability to think on her feet or knowledge of the news. If CNN wants to keep hemorrhaging audience, she’d be perfect for prime time.  Collins is the personification of CNN’s problem – they have no bench.

Conservatives Have Found Their Power

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Every now and then, conservatives find themselves driving change in a way that the world can’t ignore. Such has been the case in recent weeks in response to a number of large corporations choosing to embrace and engage in transgender activism. 

Raising the Debt Ceiling Is Nothing But Government Theft

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What Congress is doing, in raising the “debt ceiling” for the umpteenth time, is nothing short of pure theft. They can say they are “borrowing” and will “pay it back someday.” But they aren’t; they can’t and never will; they are stealing from you, me, and generations now and long into the future.

How the Primaries Will Go

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Kurt Schlichter: The other candidates besides Trump and DeSantis are treading water in a sea of mediocrity. This is a two-man race. Nikki, Mike, Tim, Vivek, and the rest of you are asterisks within footnotes. You are irrelevant. This is Trump v. DeSantis, and only one man is coming out of the Octagon intact. 

Jail the Shoplifters

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If we allow our politicians to embrace the philosophy that shoplifting is caused by poverty and should not be criminalized, we will kill our cities and descend into lawlessness. The Left argues that jailing shoplifters is criminalizing poverty.