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The President’s Promises, Made and Kept

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During the 2016 election, President Trump made plenty of campaign promises, as does any candidate. But this president has done what his predecessors often fail to accomplish: he has kept his promises.  Perhaps the president’s most important accomplishment so far is his restoration of the judicial branch—a big reason many otherwise wary voters supported him in 2016. 

Liberal Sex Strike Fails to Score

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Kurt Schlichter: Conservatives, who do the bulk of the breeding in our country, are unlikely to join Alyssa Milano on the picket line… She has generated a great ideological excuse for liberal women to avoid intimate interaction with liberal men. Hmmm. Maybe this sex strike really will take off.

“Avengers” Is a Conservative Movie

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Tony Stark? Trump guy. Captain America, that insufferable priss? Defiantly Beto. The hot girl with Glocks? She’d pretend to be all liberal, but she would be one of those liberal chicks who seeks out Trump men. Hawkeye? Trump. Thor? Trump. The Hulk? Mayor Pete, at least in human form. As the Hulk, definitely Trump. 

Be A Rooftop Korean

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Kurt Schlichter: As the Rooftop Koreans (who served in the Korean army) recognized during the looting in Los Angeles in the spring of 1992, groups of citizens with (preferably) semi-auto rifles with 30-rounds mag is the only thing that is going to keep a mob in check.

Work Hard, Play by the Rules, and Be Hated by Liberals

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We’re America. We work hard. We play by the rules. But everything bad is our fault, and the solution to every real or imaginary problem is to take more of our money and more of our freedom and hand them over to the liberal elite to redistribute among their minions. How about “No?” It’s time to get militant, Normals.

What Do the Never-Trump Losers Do Now?

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Kurt Schlichter: They find Trump aesthetically displeasing, but it also gnaws at them because every time he stands up to the garbage Democrats, the garbage press, or the garbage jerks and pervs of Hollywood, his refusal to knuckle-under reminds Team Fail that they don’t have the stones to do the same. He shames their cowardly weakness.

The Media’s Push for Impeachment

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No one on the left is more upset than pretty much everyone in the press. MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski insists Democrats have to do their “patriotic duty to step up for the country.” That’s lipstick-on-a-pig talk. Their obsession may require medical treatment. It’s becoming pathological.

Come on Democrats, Impeach Trump!

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Kurt Schlichter: Political super-geniuses like Green New Deal Girl and the one who might have married her brother are totally in touch with the groundswell of popular support for impeachment – their constituents in New York and Mogadishu West are 100% behind it! 

The Burning of Notre Dame Is an Omen

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Dennis Prager: I don’t know if a worker accident or a radical Muslim set fire to Notre Dame Cathedral (as they have scores of other churches around Europe). In terms of what the fire represented, it doesn’t much matter. What matters is the omen: Europe is burning, just as Notre Dame was.

The Real Leaders of the Democrats Want to Shut You Up

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Kurt Schlichter: We should celebrate it because the 2020 election is coming and it will be really hard for the Democrats keep a hold on the few remaining normal Americans who support the party out of habit when the collective face of the party is these three banshees cruising around cable TV and the Internet always screaming nonsense.

Why Are Democrats Pandering to Sharpton?

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Sharpton is a remorseless man with a history of hucksterism and cruelty and he is not only being flattered as national moral leader by presidential candidates but that those same politicians are being given a free pass as they kowtow to a reprehensible character.

That Annoying Pete Buttigieg Guy Is Just Another Liberal Hack

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Kurt Schlichter: No, Democrat wonder candidate du jour Pete Buttigieg is not some bridge-building centrist who really gets the vibe of Normal Americans and promises to bring us all together in a festival of hugging and liking each other. That’s a con. He’s just another leftist who wants to do all the same miserable things to people like you and me that every other pinko trying to pick up the torch from Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit wants to do.

Joe Biden Needs a Hug

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Kurt Schlichter: It’s pretty obvious to everyone who isn’t Joe Biden that Joe Biden’s quest for the White House is a dead campaign fondling…Crazy Uncle Joe had a way of hiding his liberalism behind this easy-going, sure-let’s-crack-open-a-couple-of- Budweisers façade. For reasons that many of us find inexplicable, he seems to connect with normal Americans in a way most of his smug and smarmy comrades don’t.

Mueller’s Persecution of Trump

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Democrats are desperately clinging, with a religious zeal, to their belief that Trump must have done something wrong to become president. Yet it appears that even a Mueller investigative team that consisted of substantial donors to Democrats could not find evidence enough to perpetuate the Democrats’ dream of high crimes and misdemeanors.