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Kurt Schlichter: America’s China problem is a two-part problem – one part is dealing with those pangolin-kebabing commie bastards and the other is dealing with their fellow travelers among our garbage globalist elite here at home.

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There is simply no other way to state this. Nearly everything we’ve been told about models, rates of infection, deaths, and recoveries was inaccurate.

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The indisputable fact is that they’re totally cool with that if that is what gets them back into power. Democrats are never ones to let a good crisis go to waste, and this Wuhan Flu is a very good crisis indeed if your goal is leftist hegemony. 

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A mind-numbing 22 million people and counting have applied for unemployment benefits since cities and states across the country started initiating lockdowns to curb the spread of the coronavirus, reports the Labor Department. To radical environmentalists, however, this is great news.

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Liberal journalists complain constantly about President Trump’s supposed “attacks on the free press,” but by calling out the dishonesty and bias that tarnish the integrity of the entire profession, Donald Trump is arguably the greatest defender of the First Amendment ever. 

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Kurt Schlichter: The lib establishment and its media gerbils clearly think it’s in their interest to have the Bat Gobbler flu crisis continue indefinitely. They think it hurts Trump, plus they really love wielding power over you. Just look into the dead doll eyes of Governor Karen (D-Minncounsinigan) and you can see that forcing big box stores to tape off the seed section gives her a kind of erotic pleasure. 

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The liberal media are urging Joe Biden to form a shadow government to upstage President Donald Trump’s crisis response effort, which illustrates its consuming partisanship — and its insufficient attention to the health and welfare of the American people.

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Kurt Schlichter:  Do you think that millions of college students and their parents haven’t noticed that the only difference between staring at a screen and staring at some hippie burnout prof run his filthy bunghole is that the students aren’t getting hammered in the dorms every night? The four-year party model of post-secondary education was headed for retirement anyway and this is really ripping away academia’s lame claims that campuses are necessary to get a real education.

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It’s doubtful whether the coronavirus-caused financial crunch will give college and university administrators, who are a crossbreed between a parrot and jellyfish, the guts and backbone to restore academic respectability. Far too often, they get much of their political support from campus grievance people who are members of the faculty and diversity and multicultural administrative offices.

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History will note that Donald Trump was remarkable. In spite of more than 90 percent of media coverage of him being negative, in spite of every Democrat consistently opposing anything he wants to do, and in spite of some members of his own party being against him, he has managed to change the direction of the country.

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Kurt Schlichter: One particularly terrifying consequence of the Chinese Bat Soup Virus that is not yet getting the attention it deserves is how this situation is making already stupid liberals even dumber, especially when they sound off about economics. In the wake of this pandemic, we’ve been subjected to a series of mind-numbing insights from the pinko blue check brain trust that reaffirms the clichéd but true observation that our elite is anything but elite.

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Kurt Schlichter: When we beat this pandemic… maybe we as a culture will put away childish things for good. Things like promiscuous racism whining. Ah, those were the days, back when blocking off travel into the U.S. from that festering petri dish of disease that is China was RACIST!…Yeah, it turns out that keeping out inhabitants of the Land of the Commie Bat Gobblers wasn’t racist – it was prudent. 

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John Stossel: You can stretch a rubber band only so far, until it breaks. Our debt will wreck our children’s lives. Yet, today politicians mostly talk about spending more.

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Like grocery stores and pharmacies for our local communities, the Supreme Court holds a vital role for our nation’s health. And with our essential local businesses moving to digital service where possible, our federal court should follow suit.

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There may not be any apocalypse in store for Americans, but people have legitimate concerns about the limitations of police protection amidst a pandemic.

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Kurt Schlichter: The same people who are always telling us how smart they are and how they are morally entitled to instruct us peasants have never designed anything, engineered anything, built anything, trucked anything or assembled anything, except maybe some crappy Ikea bookcase. But they are qualified to insist that – POOF! – a bunch of N95 masks should magically appear overnight.

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Larry O’Connor: I have no concern for the president and his ability to handle these questions. In fact, as he parries with White House reporters at these briefings, his popularity increases. The American people see exactly what’s happening here. And they like it when the president pushes back, even if his push back seems abrasive.

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The Democrats, the media, and people who despise the president don’t want these trials to succeed. Three Democrat governors have gone so far as to ban the use of the drug cocktail. And one has even threatened action against doctors who prescribe it…It appears that the President cares more about their constituents in their states than their own governors do.

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Kurt Schlichter: The list of zeros must begin with the media, as if that’s a shock. If you were expecting anything but garbage from our media, you have not been paying attention for, oh, the last half-century. Like its establishment masters, the press was freaking out because the Democrat candidates were a collection of mutants and nothing they threw at Donald Trump could stop him…

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When presented with a choice to help the American people, Democrats prioritized THEIR people over all people, their agenda over the good of nation; they drew a line in the sand to give money to their donors, to push unrelated agenda items that will excite their base, and tell everyone else they can go to hell.

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Kurt Schlichter: Here are some people who are useless, especially now: Performance artists, diversity consultants, magic crystal healers, sociology TAs, members of the mainstream media, and gender-unspecified entities who brew kale kombucha. Here are some people who matter, especially now: Soldiers, nurses, truckers, cops, the guy who stocks the shelves at Ralphs, farmers, and that dude rebuilding your roof.

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The coronavirus and the now collectively tens of thousands of negative, fear-inducing stories being pumped out 24/7 has become the mother of all click-cash-cows for the media. It’s as if these sites have been given a bottomless pit of click-cat-nip and the executives, editors, and reporters can’t stop gorging themselves.

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The Chinese Coronavirus Bat Soup Syndrome has taken what’s left of the media’s reputation, poured gasoline on it, then lit it on fire before flattening it with a bulldozer and finally having a Scat Francisco hobo download last night’s free bologna sandwich on the remains.

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But the media aren’t helping.