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End Coronavirus Panic Porn

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Those of us who want to get the country back to work are portrayed as selfish fools who Just Want People to Die. And those who never want the lockdown to end are dismissed as fearful Coronavirus Karens, peering through their windows, calling the police if they see someone walking on the street without a mask.

Trump’s Critics Can’t Have It Both Ways

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Before the outbreak, many Democrats were downplaying the virus and condemning Trump as a racist for his China and Europe travel bans. Later they blamed Trump for not taking the virus seriously…But being a progressive means never having to say you’re sorry — and that yesterday’s inconsistent positions are deemed wiped from our collective memory.

What Are We Trying to Accomplish with Our Coronavirus Policy?

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Ben Shapiro: In the absence of any significant change to the status quo, we must pursue a strategy of so-called controlled avalanche. Israeli scientists suggest that the best strategy for reducing deaths while achieving herd immunity would be to tranche populations and then expose the least-vulnerable populations to COVID-19 in order to let them develop antibodies.

America Doesn’t Have a Justice System

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Kurt Schlichter: The FBI had an incredible legacy of honor and respect and took a giant Schiff on it. Much like only socialism could make an island full of Cubans poor, or the Golden State a hellhole, only the choice of the liberal FBI leadership to go all in on using the power we entrusted them with to instead do the dirty work of the Democratic establishment could wreck the legacy of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

When Would Biden Reopen the Country?

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Even though he is the presumptive presidential nominee of his party, and even though reopening is the most urgent issue of the time…Biden has been quite vague about when he would OK reopening, were he in the White House.

Our Dress Rehearsal for a Police State

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The federal, state, county and city governments are now restricting almost every freedom. Americans have been banned from going to work (and thereby earning a living), meeting in groups (both indoors and outdoors), meeting in their cars in church parking lots to pray and entering state-owned properties such as beaches and parks — among many other prohibitions.

The Dems Totally Want a Depression

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The indisputable fact is that they’re totally cool with that if that is what gets them back into power. Democrats are never ones to let a good crisis go to waste, and this Wuhan Flu is a very good crisis indeed if your goal is leftist hegemony. 

Fake News Is the Greatest Threat to a Free Press

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Liberal journalists complain constantly about President Trump’s supposed “attacks on the free press,” but by calling out the dishonesty and bias that tarnish the integrity of the entire profession, Donald Trump is arguably the greatest defender of the First Amendment ever. 

They Can’t Stop Us from Re-Opening America

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Kurt Schlichter: The lib establishment and its media gerbils clearly think it’s in their interest to have the Bat Gobbler flu crisis continue indefinitely. They think it hurts Trump, plus they really love wielding power over you. Just look into the dead doll eyes of Governor Karen (D-Minncounsinigan) and you can see that forcing big box stores to tape off the seed section gives her a kind of erotic pleasure. 

Media Prefer Hating Trump to Helping America

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The liberal media are urging Joe Biden to form a shadow government to upstage President Donald Trump’s crisis response effort, which illustrates its consuming partisanship — and its insufficient attention to the health and welfare of the American people.

Some Things Will Never Be the Same After the Chinese Coronavirus

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Kurt Schlichter:  Do you think that millions of college students and their parents haven’t noticed that the only difference between staring at a screen and staring at some hippie burnout prof run his filthy bunghole is that the students aren’t getting hammered in the dorms every night? The four-year party model of post-secondary education was headed for retirement anyway and this is really ripping away academia’s lame claims that campuses are necessary to get a real education.

Fixing College Corruption

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It’s doubtful whether the coronavirus-caused financial crunch will give college and university administrators, who are a crossbreed between a parrot and jellyfish, the guts and backbone to restore academic respectability. Far too often, they get much of their political support from campus grievance people who are members of the faculty and diversity and multicultural administrative offices.

The Very Remarkable President Donald Trump

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History will note that Donald Trump was remarkable. In spite of more than 90 percent of media coverage of him being negative, in spite of every Democrat consistently opposing anything he wants to do, and in spite of some members of his own party being against him, he has managed to change the direction of the country.

Economic Illiterates Are Running Amok

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Kurt Schlichter: One particularly terrifying consequence of the Chinese Bat Soup Virus that is not yet getting the attention it deserves is how this situation is making already stupid liberals even dumber, especially when they sound off about economics. In the wake of this pandemic, we’ve been subjected to a series of mind-numbing insights from the pinko blue check brain trust that reaffirms the clichéd but true observation that our elite is anything but elite.

Liberal Nonsense Is Looking Dumber Than Ever Now

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Kurt Schlichter: When we beat this pandemic… maybe we as a culture will put away childish things for good. Things like promiscuous racism whining. Ah, those were the days, back when blocking off travel into the U.S. from that festering petri dish of disease that is China was RACIST!…Yeah, it turns out that keeping out inhabitants of the Land of the Commie Bat Gobblers wasn’t racist – it was prudent.