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The Important Thing Is No Mean Tweets

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Kurt Schlichter: Instead of mean tweets, we live in an age when we embrace science. Okay, some science. Not the science that says life begins at conception. Not the science that says men can’t menstruate. And certainly not the science that says public school teachers should go do their damn jobs.

It’s a Racist Plan, Not a Rescue Plan

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Polls show most Americans support the Covid-19 relief bill. But this bill comes with a slap in the face for people who believe in racial equality and want everyone to benefit. Section 1005 of the bill offers women and minority farm owners debt forgiveness of up to hundreds of thousands of dollars per farmer. An amazing offer — but white men need not apply.

Melania Haters Now Loving Jill Biden

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Melania Trump began her tenure as first lady behind the eight ball. First, the liberal media always adores first ladies who are Ivy League-educated lawyers or career educators, not just — ick — wives. Second, her beauty was deployed against her: She was seen as “arm candy,” a “trophy wife.”

Rush Limbaugh’s Greatest Gift

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He walked the path to radio greatness by recognizing and encouraging the nation that offers such remarkable opportunities to all of us. Not everyone will reach the pinnacle of a chosen field, but in his remarkable journey, he always found evidence of the wonders of this land of unequaled promise.

Biden Already Has His Scaramucci as the White House Looks Inept

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These are not the actions and reactions of an open and skilled group of cagey pros. These are pedestrian-level politicians who play the typical swamp game when it came to disgraced press aide T.J. Ducklo and then scramble when the lights are turned on. Roll in that Biden is seemingly out of the loop while his staff turns anxious and you do not have the makings not of political intrigue. This appears to be a D.C. farce.

Overwrought Nazi Analogies for Me, But Not for Thee?

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As radio host Erick Erickson pointed out, “The Mandalorian” star Pedro Pascal has a still-active tweet from 2018, captioned with “#ThisIsAmerica” and juxtaposing photos of concentration camp-bound Jews with what appear to be illegal alien children detained behind bars at the U.S. southern border (a practice largely begun by then-President Barack Obama, actually). Naturally, Gina Carano was fired for her deleted post, but Pascal will keep his perch.

Stop Calling It an Insurrection

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Kurt Schlichter: What happened on Capitol Hill was a few dudes dressed like Conan the Fauxbarian acting like fools and occasionally fighting with the cops while a few hundred other dudes took selfies in the Rotunda.

Overdosing on Wokeium

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Kurt Schlichter: Woke addicts see the white supremacists everywhere. Woke addicts know that men can transform into women from the power of wanting, and the junkies revel in the ecstasy of victory over mere reality by accepting that many men menstruate. Woke addicts know that the bad people are all around them, but are weirdly never found in Bel Air or the Hamptons.

Trump Moves Out of the White House and Into Their Heads

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Kurt Schlichter: Donald Trump has left Washington, but only in physical form. His mischievous specter still haunts that fortified cemetery where our Constitution and all our alleged norms have been interred in shallow graves. No one is talking about America’s No. 1 Matlock fan. You would never know that * is president.

A New GOP Future Beyond President Trump

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President Trump was taking America in the right direction. That direction, refocusing on the core principles that indeed made American great to begin with, is certainly the place to start: limited government, capitalism, sanctity of life, faithfulness to our Constitution and the rule of law.

Questions About Masks Our Overlords Refuse to Answer

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In truth, our elites intend masks to be an eternal reminder of peasants’ adherence to authority. If we’re lucky, red states and counties will fight back to contain this to perhaps certain seasons in certain parts of the country, but masks as a way of life are forever. They simply love them too much.

The Left’s Ongoing Campaign to Denigrate Trump Supporters

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David Limbaugh: The Trump-hating cabal is convinced it finally hit pay dirt with the events of Jan. 6. They’re pushing the narrative that Trump incited an insurrection to violently overturn the government. Feel free to debate Trump’s culpability in all this (and ignore his express words calling for a peaceful march), but you should reflect on this bad-faith attempt to tie Trump supporters to this event and depict all of them as radical white supremacists.

Stop the Third Party Insanity

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Kurt Schlichter: The only thing that makes the tooting likes of Eric Swalwell coo in delight harder than some mediocre Chi Com honeypot is the thought of us conservatives committing ritual suicide by splitting our half of the country in two because some of the 50 percent of Americans in our camp are insufferable sissies.

The Left Wants Unconditional Surrender, Not Unity

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It is Biden, not Republicans, who is pledging an agenda to unify the country. But so far, the new administration’s position seems to be: Why bother to find common ground when you control all of the levers of governmental power and you can steamroll over them instead? What is to be gained by uniting with people who are “white supremacists” or “insurrectionists”?

Biden’s Disappearing Covid

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Every cable news channel that kept the latest deaths (which was always a random and manipulated figure), new infections (which we only knew from a surge in testing), and the neon glow lettering that had announced them on permanent display in the lower third or in static boxes on one half of the screens have just suddenly vanished. It seems the changes occurred about 12:01 on Inauguration Day. So odd.

Resist

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Biden and his handlers are conducting the American freight train leftward at full throttle. Our job is to counter their propaganda and resist every leftist executive order and policy initiative with as much force as Democrats resisted Trump from day one — not for payback, not to be petty but for the good of the nation and our fellow citizens.

Impeach Obama

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Democrats have impeached Trump and hope to hold a trial in the Senate even though he’s left office, why not Obama too? It doesn’t have to be now, Democrats in the House would never vote for it, but if Republicans retake it in two years – game on.

“No Thanks, I’ll Be Skipping the Inauguration”

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Kurt Schlichter: The best part of Dementiafest 2021 is that it will be a sullen, sad affair installing the manifestly senile old pervert at the head of the ricketiest administration in memory while surrounded by at least two divisions of soldiers lest a gigantic army of dudes in Viking drag decide to show up.

Media Boost Biden as “Above the Fray”

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Tim Graham: Pardon me if I laugh when reporters tout that some politician they like is posing as being “above the fray.” This fray is something reporters usually force politicians to confront. If politicians are effortlessly floating above it, reporters are allowing it.