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“I’m Not Unifying”

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Kurt Schlichter: Geriatric weirdo Joe Biden* will almost certainly be sworn in this month, but don’t ask me to treat His Fraudulence like anything but the vaguely aware interloper he is, occupying the White House solely due to a confluence of rigging, GOP idiocy, and slobbering media tongue-bathing…Unify this, jerks. We’re not interested in normalcy that equals serfdom.

Predictions for 2021 Including Woke Won’t Work

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Kurt Schlichter: Slowly but surely, I think people are getting tired of Woke. None of us signed up to be ruled by a bunch of lachrymose sophomores who burst into tears because we insist they use the right toilet. Even liberals are getting sick of constantly having to navigate a minefield of microaggressions – it’s tiresome to always be worried that someone is going to freak out by your perfectly reasonable behavior.

Leftists Hijacking Vaccination Rollout

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The federal Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices (ACIP) recommended that seniors ages 65 to 74 be moved toward the back of the line for the vaccine. The reason, says ACIP, is that “racial and ethnic minority groups (are) under-represented” in this age group. Put another way: seniors are too white.

The Stupid Establishment’s Lies Will Be Its Undoing

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Kurt Schlichter: The Establishment decided that instead of having a vigorous debate and discussion over the safety and efficacy of these prophylactic potions, they would just short circuit the whole messy truth determination process that Western civilization has relied upon for a millennium – argument, debate, and eventually consensus after everything is fully and freely hashed-out – and move right to the Official Truth.

Pardon Everyone

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Kurt Schlichter: The president should also pardon himself. Take the big prize off the board. He needs to tell the American people that these pardons are designed not to excuse the guilty, but to protect the innocent.

Could Secession Succeed?

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Kurt Schlichter: There’s an undeniable pleasure in imagining the blue states cut off from America and forced to fend for themselves without normal Americans to feed them, fuel them, and defend them from the kind of dirtbags they kiss up to in order to show us knuckle-dragging Jesus-folk what for.

Biden Disappointments Ahead

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There are disappointments ahead if he takes office. He’ll face the reality of his campaign promises and the high expectations of the many factions who worked to elect him. Unfortunately for him, his reliance on identity politics has a cost. Each of those vocal “identities” need to be fed from the federal trough to meet their divergent demands.

Liberals Want You Demoralized, So Don’t Be

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Kurt Schlichter: Freedom, justice, and liberty aren’t easy to win. If they were, everyone would have them. When the going gets tough, the tough don’t act like a bunch of millennial college students sobbing over microaggressions – and when you find, to your horror as I just did, that Word recognizes and autocorrects “microaggressions,” you don’t take that as a sign of cultural defeat and just give up and put in your application for cultural serfdom.

Dems Want Unity Only on Their Terms

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It is the Democrats (and their policies) who are divisive. Through rank identity politics, they stir people against one another on the basis of their skin color, gender, and economic circumstances. Republicans aspire to racial colorblindness and an end to the manufactured tension over gender politics.

Transition, Yes. Concession, No

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The wheels of transition are beginning to turn as the machinery of President Trump’s election challenges are grinding to an eventual halt. So is a concession speech in the cards? Don’t bet on it. And there are solid arguments against it.

Face Masks Are a Religion Now

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When Covid-19 spikes sharply in an area that’s already at ~100 percent mask compliance, the solution is always, always, always to “MASK HARRRDDDDERRRRR!” And when that inevitably doesn’t work, they call for lockdown measures, all the while never daring to question the efficacy of the sacred mask.

Why Wouldn’t They Cheat?

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In the campaign, Biden casually referred to his opponent, the president of the United States, as a racist, as an authoritarian, as incompetent, and as being responsible for the murder of hundreds of thousands of Americans. Are we to believe that this party and this candidate wouldn’t stoop to the age-old practice of ballot-box stuffing to get rid of this guy?