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It’s Fun Watching the Press Humiliate Itself

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Kurt Schlichter: Imagine being a White House reporter. They all grew up wanting to be the crusading Woodward and/or Bernstein – who themselves were less ace reporters than eager conduits for a disgruntled bureaucrat hack who exploited the callow correspondents to settle his personal scores…They aren’t breaking stories. They are the ruling caste’s janitors.  

CNN’s Lemon of a Town Hall Meeting

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CNN became apoplectic whenever former President Donald Trump called them “fake news,” but on July 21, they offered President Joe Biden a nationally televised boost that can accurately be described as a “fake town hall.”

Destroy Woke Hollywood

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Kurt Schlichter: Today’s films and shows are dreary exercises in boring conformity that push a message of submission to the dominant paradigm. It’s all CRT strawmen villains and a diverse spectrum of tiresome protagonists who look different but are entirely the same.

Woke Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

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Sports Illustrated is back to celebrating political correctness with this year’s swimsuit issue. Not only with obese “models,” but with a dude on an alternative cover too. When you’re trying to ruin a brand, you might as well really ruin it.

Give Everyone Their Own National Anthem

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Why stop at a “black national anthem”? Why not a Hispanic national anthem before games too? There are a lot of Hispanic players in the league, why don’t they count? Now there’s an openly gay player, we need a gay national anthem too. There are a lot of tall guys out there, they need an anthem, as do the short people because if tall people are getting one…

Are There Any Good Apples at Our Institutions?

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Kurt Schlichter: The FBI, an agency so utterly corrupted and broken that President DeSantis should fire the director, order all the agents to the streets to patrol for jaywalkers, then demolish the hideous HQ building and sow the ground beneath it with salt. No, the good apples shortage is everywhere in government, from the feds down to your local flatfoot. And its in our other institutions too.

Biden’s Big Lie

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Did you know that Black people are not going to be allowed to vote in America anymore? At least in states controlled by Republicans. Sounds a bit unlikely, but that’s a conclusion you might have come to if you took seriously what President Joe Biden said in Philadelphia on Tuesday.

Disney Cancels Christmas

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Mickey’s Very Merry Christmas Party, a popular yuletide tradition, is going to be rebranded. The new “don’t call it Christmas” event is called “Disney Very Merriest After Hours” – a generic, holiday-themed celebration.  Disney did not provide an explanation for the change – but in recent days the woke imagineers at the Magic Kingdom have made national headlines by culturally cleansing many popular rides. 

The Coming of Strong Man Populism

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Kurt Schlichter: We’re going to turn to someone who won’t be deterred by cultural caterwauling, who will not be satisfied with a status quo ante that is deeply anti-American, who will ruthlessly use his power to reclaim our society for us, and who will wreak vengeance on our enemies. 

Biden and Dems Failing to Keep Americans Safe

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Ronna McDaniel: The Democrat Party’s efforts to undermine our brave law enforcement officers have led directly to a surge in violent crime nationwide. The left’s defund the police rhetoric and policies have become so untenable that some Democrats are now claiming to support increased funding for police. Americans see right through that political spin.

On a Collision Course with National Disaster

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David Limbaugh: The administration is creating total societal chaos, fomenting disorder and undermining the rule of law at every turn. It is shrinking our military, which defends against foreign threats. It is at war with law enforcement, which ensures domestic tranquility, and it is destroying our southern border. It is systematically destroying our liberty and prosperity.

Can DeSantis Cruise All the Way to 2024?

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If Trump decides he’s having more fun living rent-free in Democrats’ heads without the hassle of being president, the governor is an excellent choice for 2024. It’s obvious that the Democrats are afraid of DeSantis. Their flying monkeys in the media are ramping up their attacks on him, despite the fact that every time they go after DeSantis they end up kicking themselves in the groin. 

Blame Nike

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Let’s face it; nobody’s going to get rich from competitive hammer throwing in the United States of America. But the third place qualifier for the Olympic team in women’s hammer throwing has a real shot at making millions from a Nike endorsement because she went out of her way to crap on America. 

Be Safe and Don’t Do Anything

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Dennis Prager: Staying safe has become a religion. “Safetyism,” as it is sometimes called, like all religions, places what it values — in this case, being safe — above other values. Safetyism explains the willingness of Americans to give up their most cherished values — including liberty — in the name of safety for the last year and a half.

Nuke the Insurrectionists or Something

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Kurt Schlichter: How many of you think the average MSNBCNN viewer would hesitate to bomb Texas or any other red enclave flat? And how many of you feel like giving up your means of self-defense against tyranny at the behest of people who would not hesitate to bomb Texas or any other red enclave flat?

Tortilla-Tossing Teens Was Bigger News for NBC Than Murder

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Under their African American anchor Lester Holt, the “NBC Nightly News” takes special care to report on incidents of racism and racial insensitivity … typically by white people. On June 22, Holt touted “a shocking racist incident on the basketball court. Tortillas hurled at a team from a majority-Latino high school. The growing outrage.” A few minutes later, this ridiculous prank received a national airing. 

Republicans Question Whether They Want Trump Again

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Kurt Schlichter: There are rumblings out there, rumblings that have increased noticeably in recent weeks, that maybe it’s time to say “Thanks” to President Trump for his yeoman service and move on. It’s nothing personal, just business – everyone appreciates the president’s accomplishments, most notably his taking a sledgehammer to the garbage bipartisan establishment and its media toadies. But we need to win next time.

“Liberals Made Me a Racist”

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Derek Hunter: The people I’m racist towards are white liberals.  You’ve seen these people, often driving some kind of hybrid, regularly whining about the border, and always obsessed with skin color. They are the people for whom saying a minority group is not enough, they have to take it to the “especially” level, as in when they whine about something being horribly discriminatory against, say, trans people. 

NPR’s Ritual Shaming of Tom Hanks

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This underlines how NPR takes our tax dollars and uses them to enforce an ideological hard line that shames Hollywood and its liberal titans as insufficiently woke. NPR exists to “dismantle ideas” that whites in Hollywood “helped cement in the American mind.” Does that sound like journalism or activism comes first in “public broadcasting”?

Saving America’s Colleges and Universities from “Wokeness”

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Oliver North: By allowing themselves to fall under the control of leftist ideologues advancing an agenda at odds with the purposes of higher education, many colleges and universities have become academic gulags focused primarily on leftist indoctrination. Many now operate more like the “reeducation” camps associated with communist nations than institutions of higher learning.