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Kurt Schlichter: You can feel the cold terror of the Dems as Ron DoomSantis strides across the American political stage laying waste to the puny mortals nipping at his ankles, President Asterisk among them.

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Kurt Schlichter: The bizarre contortions that the libs are going through to blame you for the virus because you selfishly refused to submit to their fussy commands illustrates, for the umpteenth time, an undeniable fact about these fascist-curious creeps. They hate hate hate the idea of rights, particularly yours.

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This underlines again why many Americans don’t trust the news media. CNN not only hired a Cuomo; they promoted him to prime time based on the Democrat glamour of his family. The shameless Cuomo brothers comedy routines during 2020 exposed CNN’s complete contempt for professional tenets of conflicts of interest.

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Derek Hunter: It was a weird position in which to find myself – actively rooting against the United States Olympic team. Not the whole team, though I’ve been rather open about my indifference on that subject, but the women’s soccer team. Or should I say, the wymxn’s soccer team? Who knows, and who cares? They lost and it’s glorious.

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After an epic Spring 2021 defeat that saw their entire Covid-19 narrative demolished, our Branch Covidian overlords are back and stronger than ever (if not in reality, at least in their own minds), using the rise of the more contagious – but so far seemingly less lethal – Delta variant to again sow panic and impose their will on a frightened populace.

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Kurt Schlichter: The establishment has squandered its credibility, which is why its demand that everyone take the shot is getting shriller and the attempts to force people more punitive. Imagine if they had been honest from the beginning. Imagine if they had been held accountable. But to do that, you have to imagine having a ruling class that doesn’t suck.

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Mark Davis: Am I the only person with a brain vault filled with gutsy performances on occasions when athletes had to show extra measures of determination, fighting through obstacles of various types? And am I some insufferable monster for wondering why that was not Simone Biles on Tuesday night in Tokyo?

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There will be a woke-off between many of the medal winners, a secondary contest to be the most obnoxious left-wing d-bag who gets the most media attention. With NBC broadcasting the games, there really couldn’t be any other way.

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Kurt Schlichter: Imagine being a White House reporter. They all grew up wanting to be the crusading Woodward and/or Bernstein – who themselves were less ace reporters than eager conduits for a disgruntled bureaucrat hack who exploited the callow correspondents to settle his personal scores…They aren’t breaking stories. They are the ruling caste’s janitors.  

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CNN became apoplectic whenever former President Donald Trump called them “fake news,” but on July 21, they offered President Joe Biden a nationally televised boost that can accurately be described as a “fake town hall.”

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Kurt Schlichter: Today’s films and shows are dreary exercises in boring conformity that push a message of submission to the dominant paradigm. It’s all CRT strawmen villains and a diverse spectrum of tiresome protagonists who look different but are entirely the same.

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Sports Illustrated is back to celebrating political correctness with this year’s swimsuit issue. Not only with obese “models,” but with a dude on an alternative cover too. When you’re trying to ruin a brand, you might as well really ruin it.

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Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) has had enough of Anthony Fauci’s antics. He’s done. A large portion of the country agrees as well. The man cannot decide…on anything. The number of flip-flops is many. He’s been wrong about almost everything about Covid.

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Why stop at a “black national anthem”? Why not a Hispanic national anthem before games too? There are a lot of Hispanic players in the league, why don’t they count? Now there’s an openly gay player, we need a gay national anthem too. There are a lot of tall guys out there, they need an anthem, as do the short people because if tall people are getting one…

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Kurt Schlichter: The FBI, an agency so utterly corrupted and broken that President DeSantis should fire the director, order all the agents to the streets to patrol for jaywalkers, then demolish the hideous HQ building and sow the ground beneath it with salt. No, the good apples shortage is everywhere in government, from the feds down to your local flatfoot. And its in our other institutions too.

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Did you know that Black people are not going to be allowed to vote in America anymore? At least in states controlled by Republicans. Sounds a bit unlikely, but that’s a conclusion you might have come to if you took seriously what President Joe Biden said in Philadelphia on Tuesday.

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To be racist against someone is to be racist, period. But the implications in the left’s creation of this stupid term is what they’ve been pushing on college campuses for decades – that only white people can be racist.

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Mickey’s Very Merry Christmas Party, a popular yuletide tradition, is going to be rebranded. The new “don’t call it Christmas” event is called “Disney Very Merriest After Hours” – a generic, holiday-themed celebration.  Disney did not provide an explanation for the change – but in recent days the woke imagineers at the Magic Kingdom have made national headlines by culturally cleansing many popular rides. 

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Kurt Schlichter: We’re going to turn to someone who won’t be deterred by cultural caterwauling, who will not be satisfied with a status quo ante that is deeply anti-American, who will ruthlessly use his power to reclaim our society for us, and who will wreak vengeance on our enemies. 

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Ronna McDaniel: The Democrat Party’s efforts to undermine our brave law enforcement officers have led directly to a surge in violent crime nationwide. The left’s defund the police rhetoric and policies have become so untenable that some Democrats are now claiming to support increased funding for police. Americans see right through that political spin.

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David Limbaugh: The administration is creating total societal chaos, fomenting disorder and undermining the rule of law at every turn. It is shrinking our military, which defends against foreign threats. It is at war with law enforcement, which ensures domestic tranquility, and it is destroying our southern border. It is systematically destroying our liberty and prosperity.

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If Trump decides he’s having more fun living rent-free in Democrats’ heads without the hassle of being president, the governor is an excellent choice for 2024. It’s obvious that the Democrats are afraid of DeSantis. Their flying monkeys in the media are ramping up their attacks on him, despite the fact that every time they go after DeSantis they end up kicking themselves in the groin. 

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Let’s face it; nobody’s going to get rich from competitive hammer throwing in the United States of America. But the third place qualifier for the Olympic team in women’s hammer throwing has a real shot at making millions from a Nike endorsement because she went out of her way to crap on America. 

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Dennis Prager: Staying safe has become a religion. “Safetyism,” as it is sometimes called, like all religions, places what it values — in this case, being safe — above other values. Safetyism explains the willingness of Americans to give up their most cherished values — including liberty — in the name of safety for the last year and a half.