Stephen Kruiser: I’m sure that Jennie from the block will one day have to answer a question. Something about what color shoes her boss is wearing that day or who her favorite Beatle was. If they give her enough time to answer she may not glitch and just repeat “circle back” over and over like a short-circuiting Stepford wife.
Publication: PJ Media
Founded in 2005 as Pajama Media, PJ Media is a digital media company featuring a collaborative blog of conservative opinion and commentary. Its former majority owner was reclusive billionaire and tech entrepreneur and software coder Aubrey Chernick.
The right-wing television arm of the company – PJTV.com shuttered in 2016 after nearly eight years (see Daily Beast article). PJ Media was sold in March 2019 to Salem Media Group. (Read PJ’s origins story here.)
Maybe “Peace” Means Something Completely Different in Norway
Stephen Kruiser: BLM is an anti-law-enforcement domestic terrorist organization and nothing more. Something seems to have gotten lost in the translation to Norwegian, however. The Nobel situation took another odd turn yesterday with the nomination of the Democrats’ current participation trophy superstar, Stacey Abrams.
Pathetic GOP Squishes Are Learning It’s Still Trump’s Party
Stephen Kruiser: Trump may have left Washington but he hasn’t left politics. He definitely hasn’t left the Republican Party. If the GOP is to survive the totalitarian onslaught it’s facing from the Comrade Biden administration it is going to need a spine. It can’t get that from the jellyfish members in its ranks who seek only to ingratiate themselves with the Dems and the mainstream media.
Sycophant Press Can’t Cover for Biden’s Opening Train Wreck
Stephen Kruiser: Empty Joe is already firmly in the clutches of Big Green, and that’s a lobby that’s run by upper echelon financial interests that are wealthy enough to be insulated from the financial havoc they wreak. Mayor Pete’s promise of better, higher paying green jobs somewhere down the road is a load of garbage.
Let’s Right Historic Wrongs by Impeaching Former Presidents
Now that Congressional Democrats have set the precedent that presidents who are no longer in office can be impeached…impeachment has become not only a weapon of partisan politics and naked vengeance, but a way to correct historical wrongs. Former presidents who should be impeached include Barack Obama, Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter.
Trump Opens Rent-Free Office Space in Liberals’ Heads
Stephen Kruiser: Trump has built a mansion in the collective consciousness of the Democratic hive mind and he will be taking up residence there while they foot the bill. No matter how nasty the MSM is to Trump now it’s important to remember that they’re hitting the day booze hard because ORANGE MAN BAD just won’t go away and live out their miserable dream for him.
Biden Is the Worst 5-Day President Ever
Stephen Kruiser: Biden’s first five days in office have made it clear that a lot of people aren’t going to enjoy this presidency. I was only sort of joking when I said he might make us miss Obama. Heck, this guy might make a lot of his voters miss Trump.
Impeach #NotMyPresident Joe Biden
Stephen Kruiser: I hope everyone is staying hydrated, they’ll most likely be rationing water for us once we get to the gulag. I’d like to say I’m kidding but I am getting a real creeper vibe off of the new president. Also, Joe Biden sounds a little too much like Joe Stalin for my comfort.
Biden’s Peloton, Brain and Other Media Lies
The media hacks are going to have to put in a lot of overtime to “normalize” Joe Biden. The MSM Democratic water-carriers are faced with the herculean task of sustaining a narrative that claims that the new leader of the free world is both mentally competent and as vigorous. In other words, they are going to be telling you that your eyes have been lying to you for the past 18 months.
Trump’s Last Day — What a Long, Strange Trip Its Been
Stephen Kruiser: The overwhelming relief of not having to endure a Hillary Clinton presidency is something that I have been grateful for every day since Trump took the oath of office. It’s also made it all worth it. This great nation really dodged a bullet when Trump stunned the world and banished Granny Maojackets to Chappaqua.
The Frightening Question — Who Will Run Biden’s Brain?
Stephen Kruiser: Guessing who will be running Grandpa Gropes’ brain has turned into a political parlor game in recent weeks. we’ve all been making jokes about Biden’s need for a food taster whenever he’s dining with his vice president.
Suicidal Republicans Trying to Purge Trump from GOP
This is a very bad idea on several levels. It’s bad politics, it’s unfair, and it’s playing into the hands of Democrats who love to see Republicans at war with one another.
AOC Wants to “Liberate” Red States
Everyone’s favorite socialist, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, is being ridiculous again. This time she is talking about places she has never been to for any length of time and people she doesn’t know. In a lengthy Instagram post, she decided to opine on what red states needed. If you live in one, especially down south, her commentary is hysterical.
Squish Republican Turncoats Are More Vile Than Dems
Stephen Kruiser: They’re pathetic emotional midgets who are desperate for attention. If they became full time Democrats, they’d just be one in a big crowd. If they remain Republican, they’ve got an easy, albeit brief, attention fix. Whenever their fellow Republicans need them, all they have to do is slip a shiv in their backs and they get a pure hit of New York Times love for a few days.
Here’s How We Flatten the Dems During the Next 4 Years
Large parts of the Democratic Party are criminal organizations and have to be held accountable. Take a cold shower and a deep breath, and prepare for a long war. Ask yourself if you want to win, or just let off steam.
Where Did Trump Tell Anyone to Storm the Capitol Building?
All Americans should these days be insisting: where and how, exactly, did President Trump incite the mob? Where did he say that the crowd should storm the Capitol and disrupt the electoral vote certification? If he didn’t say this, then he is not guilty of incitement, and to claim that he is threatens the very foundations of America as a free society.
Your Weekly Reminder That the Dems Are Still Awful
The Democrats are all on their high horses after Wednesday, pretending that they are peace-loving and the bringers of unity to the Republic, but we’re actually reaping the seeds that they’ve sown. Unrest has been the leftist modus operandi for a very long time but it has greatly escalated during President Trump’s time in office.
Trump Must Condemn Rioters, Not Coddle Them
Tyler O’Neil: Never in my life did I expect to see the president of the U.S. refuse to condemn a mob that broke into the U.S. Capitol. There is no place for political violence in America, and the president needs to be the first person to always insist upon that. Tragically, Trump not only failed to denounce the mob but even praised some of them, essentially coddling rioters.
The Real 2020 Plague Is This Election That Never Ends
Stephen Kruiser: We’ve all learned by now that votes appear out of the ether for Democrats whenever counting is dragged out. By the time you’re reading this the Magic Biden Ballot machine will probably have Ossoff leading by 500,000 votes that were found in a drunk guy’s truck.
Can the Democrats Start 2021 with Another Stolen Election?
Stephen Kruiser: If there is a way to game the system and get a pro-abortion, cop-hater elected to the U.S. Senate from Georgia, the Democrats will have figured it out. Many of the conservatives I’ve talked to have expressed resignation that Georgia is a lost cause for the Republicans. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst and, again, maybe start working on your Mandarin.
Incoherent Granny Boxwine Reelected as Speaker of the House
Party of youth and diversity sticks with octogenarian white Speaker of the House.
Alec Baldwin’s Wife Is an SNL Skit Waiting to Happen
Little Miss Whitebread Massachusetts has been caught red-handed playing “English as a second language” in various tv appearances. Hilaria has been getting dragged hard on social media for livin’ la vida loca, but most in the MSM have left her alone. If we play the “What If a Conservative Had Done This?” game we face plant right into a wall of double standards…Remember kids: cultural appropriation is A-OK if you just register as a Democrat.
Should Trump Take a Break After Biden’s Inauguration?
What if Trump announces his 2024 candidacy on the day Joe Biden and Kamala Harris take office and then goes under the radar until a few months before the 2022 midterm? Is a period of rest, relaxation, and renewal, then a hard charge on the threshold of the next national election indicated? Or should Trump fight on, indefatigably, starting on 1/21/21, for the nation for which he left nothing on the field?
Covid Gonorrhea Is Here
Bill Clinton is probably really sweating right now.