Stephen Kruiser: America’s shame is that this president can’t string three sentences together without a month of practice. The press corps will be complicit in making sure that the event is something they can heap praise on Biden for later. Sadly, the bar is so low for him that if he simply manages to avoid chewing on his toes while he’s up there they’ll call it a success.
Publication: PJ Media
Founded in 2005 as Pajama Media, PJ Media is a digital media company featuring a collaborative blog of conservative opinion and commentary. Its former majority owner was reclusive billionaire and tech entrepreneur and software coder Aubrey Chernick.
The right-wing television arm of the company – PJTV.com shuttered in 2016 after nearly eight years (see Daily Beast article). PJ Media was sold in March 2019 to Salem Media Group. (Read PJ’s origins story here.)
Military Brass Bravely Launch Operation Tucker Carlson
Stephen Kruiser: Don’t think for a moment that Gropey Joe’s handlers wouldn’t love to turn all of the American military against us right-wing nut jobs. I don’t think it’s going to happen — at least not any time soon — but you can bet that the Asterisk in Chief, Granny Boxwine, and Chuckles Schumer are all dreaming about it. Brush up on your Mandarin, kids, the next eight weeks will probably be even worse.
Covid Panic-Porn Freaks Need to Be Silenced and Shamed
The drooling idiot who is wasting space in the Oval Office read a teleprompter for a bit last night, informing us of the miserable vision his handlers have for pandemic America. There is no beating the virus. The pandemic can be stopped, but the virus will always be lurking out there. Part of the b.s. narrative the tyrants and this moron asterisk POTUS have been spreading is that the virus will be banished forever.
Our Border Is Being Overrun, But Hey, No More Mean Tweets
Trump led with border security during his 2016 campaign kickoff for a very good reason. It’s a grave concern for millions of Americans but Democrats and squish Republicans haven’t been taking it seriously for decades. We’re not even two months into the puppet president’s first term and the Mexican border is already the hottest of messes.
God Bless Meghan Markle
Jim Treacher: She is an American hero. Not only will I vote for her when she inevitably runs for president, but I’ll petition to have her face added to Mount Rushmore. She might not be the first woman of color to become POTUS (sorry, Joe, hang in there as long as you can), but she’s the first woman of color to strike at the very heart of America’s first and greatest foe.
Is America at Risk from Domestic Terrorists?
Rather than the imaginary QAnon military divisions, it is the Democrats who are plotting against American democracy, and doing their best to undermine it through electoral manipulation and through a military occupation of the nation’s capital. The Democrats claimed to have hated the 6 January Capitol riot, but in fact, they loved it…
Design Firm Takes Responsibility for “Nazi” CPAC Stage
The company, Design Foundry, has worked with MSNBC and major corporations like Google, Citibank, and Target. According to Federal Election Commission (FEC) records, the firm’s employers tend to bankroll Democrats and liberal causes. Design Foundry insisted that any apparent connection to a Nazi symbol was entirely unintentional.
Publisher Yanks Dr. Seuss Books on Author’s Birthday
The attack on Dr. Seuss as somehow racist traces back to the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC), a far-left smear factory known for branding mainstream conservative and Christian organizations as “hate groups” and listing them along with the Ku Klux Klan. The SPLC’s education arm issued a report condemning Dr. Seuss books for signs of “Orientalism” and “anti-blackness.” That department promotes Marxist critical race theory in public schools.
Biden’s Creepy Mask Fetish Isn’t a Real Plan to Manage Covid
Stephen Kruiser: Team Biden isn’t working any magic. Its biggest Covid progress has been because of the vaccine that Trump made happen while Biden and his ilk were not only saying it would be an impossible task, but shouldn’t be trusted were they able to come up with one that quickly. Face it kids, the commies got rid of the best president to deal with the pandemic.
Sorry, but Roger Stone Is Not the Root of All Evil
Christian Josi: He’s just a dude. Doing his thing. A colorful one, to be sure, but he has to my knowledge never done anything wrong and never even cashed in Washington-style on his substantial and storied connections. This, I respect, because it is a particularly rare trait around here.
Let’s Stop Pretending That Union Teachers Are Saints
Stephen Kruiser: The unions have been delaying the reopening of schools by demanding a variety of things that don’t have anything to do with educating your children. And despite the fact that there is SCIENCE proving that school kids aren’t spreading the ‘rona, teachers are acting as if they’re marching to their deaths if they go back into the classrooms.
Dems’ Trump Derangement Syndrome Hits Pathetic New Low
Stephen Kruiser: One thing we’ve learned about the Democrats is that whenever we think they’ve plumbed the murkiest and deepest depths of Trump Derangement Syndrome depravity they find a way to go deeper. The latest public fit by these partisan psychopaths seeks to harass Trump even after he’s departed this mortal coil.
Rush Limbaugh’s “No Yield” Authenticity Won’t Be Forgotten
Rush’s death was a blow to conservatives at a time when we’re still numb from whatever the hell went on last November. Given that Rush often felt like the glue that was holding conservatives together during the rough patches, many might feel that this is a critical blow. No doubt the people on the other side are hoping it is.
Ron DeSantis for President in 2024?
Stephen Kruiser: As the governor of a large state, DeSantis has a name recognition advantage that most governors don’t enjoy. Additionally, all of the undeserved negative press he’s gotten in the last year has backfired and made him better known than the Democrats probably wanted him to be. If he remains popular in ’24 it will make all of his haters’ heads explode. He might get my support just for that.
Get Ready for Covid-19 Variants Panic Porn Perma Mandates
Stephen Kruiser: It behooves the Democrats to keep producing Covid panic porn for the inevitable day when Ol’ Gropes starts tripling up on his public senior moments and is babbling a lot about trouser ferrets and the leprechaun who brings the weed to his tree house. They’re going to need an excuse for keeping the most powerful and visible man in the world out of the public eye. Thank you, bat flu!
Post Apocalypse GOP 2021: Graham’s in and McConnell’s Out
Stephen Kruiser: While McConnell’s work in helping Trump to overhaul the judiciary is greatly appreciated, it doesn’t excuse his reversion to his 2015 self. That guy was useless. Thankfully, Lindsey Graham doesn’t appear to be in the mood to join McConnell and shed the spine that he grew while Trump was president.
Andrew Cuomo Should Be in Prison for His Covid Lies
Stephen Kruiser: I’m no lawyer, but it certainly feels as if something criminal happened here. Sadly, we live in an era where Democrats rarely face consequences for their misdeeds, even when those misdeeds kill thousands. Cuomo should definitely be impeached, and probably imprisoned.
In a Just World, Dems Would Pay for Impeachment Lies
Stephen Kruiser: In no way, shape, or form did President Trump incite a riot. The Democrats are employing a familiar tactic of theirs that involves the repetition of a falsehood so many times that not only does the public begin to believe it, but so do the people who are telling the lie. Enough already, you malevolent dimwits.
Dems Present “Doctored” Video of Capitol Riot During Trump’s Impeachment Trial
The video presented by the Democrats was not a straight video of Trump’s speech, but rather a collage of selectively edited clips of Trump’s speech mixed with select clips of video from the assault on the Capitol…By “interspersing” video of Trump’s speech with select moments from the riot, the video is attempting to directly link the two events as connected in a deceptive manner.
Impeachment 2.0 Features Dems Giving the Finger to Unity Forever
Stephen Kruiser: The Democrats are getting underway with yet another public exercise of daddy issues, wasting time and taxpayer dollars in what will amount to nothing more than an on-camera diaper filling. They get to spend more time complaining about the man who is now developing prime, rent-free real estate in the heads of every Democrat in Congress.
Tom Brady Called Racist on Social Media for Winning Super Bowl During Black History Month
Did Tom Brady have to allow himself to be outplayed by Patrick Mahomes because of his race? Is the Left seriously so obsessed with race that activists feel that white athletes have an obligation to not outshine their black opponents during Black History Month?
Lou Dobbs Show Canceled by Fox Business News
Dobbs will become a conservative martyr — one of many whose lives have been upended by the cancel culture.
AOC Is Still the Biggest Lunatic in Congress
Stephen Kruiser: Let me put this as clearly as I can: Marjorie Taylor Greene’s craziest day on this planet would be AOC’s sanest. While the House has been moving to brand MTG as Public Enemy Number One, its squeaky pathological liar has been barfing drama queen all over the place, telling tales about a member of the Senate trying to have her murdered.
Can Ron DeSantis Teach Media Relations to Weak Republicans?
Throughout this plague, DeSantis has heeded his own instincts rather than react to the shrieking of the Democrats and their hysterical flying monkeys in the media. That’s precisely what the Republican party needs — leaders who don’t fall for the false promise of respect from the mainstream media.