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It’s Not a Good Month for Weirdo Talking Heads

It turns out that regularly spouting the dumbest things on cable news, as Reid does, ultimately chases off even the most loyal automatons in your audience. And, eventually, as the viewership shrivels, they replace you with a trio of similar nincompoops who haven’t quite irritated the country as Joy Reid has.

Joy Reid Out at MSNBC

So, who’s stepping in to replace Joy Reid, you ask? Instead of one deranged talking puppet, we’re getting three. Joy can find some comfort in the fact that it took three clowns to fill her shoes.

Joy Reid Is Finally Finished

Embittered MSNBC foghorn Joy Reid has been fired from the left-wing network amid tumbling ratings for her race-hustling program, “The ReidOut.” The ouster of the ironically-named, joyless TV host is part of a major overhaul being promulgated by MSNBC’s new president. In yet another hilarious irony, the race-baiting harpy was fired during “Black History Month.”

Tim Walz Reemerges, Promptly Has Breakdown on Prime Time TV

Former vice presidential candidate Tim Walz (D) emerged from the shadows for his first nationally televised interview with MSNBC host Rachel Maddow.  And it seems Tim has a case of the sads. The Minnesota Governor lamented about losing the election and related to the feeling of “fatigue” amongst supporters when it comes to that loss.

Al Sharpton Loses Top Enabler at MSNBC

MSNBC president Rashida Jones allegedly resigned her post Tuesday. Jones’s departure is bad news for the embattled (and formerly fat) activist host Al Sharpton, who will lose his top enabler at the network amidst the still unresolved scandal surrounding the Kamala Harris campaign’s $500,000 donation to Sharpton’s nonprofit.

Beware the MSNBC Devil Woman

Rachel Maddow has yet to acknowledge the problems created by the open border policies of the Biden-Harris regime. But Maddow isn’t such a person. She is certainly not a journalist – as evidenced by the deliberate omissions and distortions of her “coverage.” She is evil.

Joe and Mika Kneel Before Superman’s Zod

The pair of MSNBC anchors read a speech yesterday morning — an oddly overchoreographed performance where they traded off paragraphs like a hydra-headed duo — and for all of the statement’s amusing and poignant qualities it sounded like a tired wheeze of surrender before General Zod (Superman’s uncle).

The Ambassadors from “Morning Joe”

MSNBC is garbage. The people who work at MSNBC are garbage. MSNBC is a wholly owned subsidiary of NBC News, which has turned NBC News into garbage. They’re all terrible and hemorrhaging audience like Joe Biden sheds active brain cells and Kamala Harris’s relevance in the modern world.