MSNBC hired another partisan journalist on Tuesday. Catherine Rampell, the Washington Post columnist best known for praising former second gentleman and home-wrecking nanny handler Doug Emhoff as a “modern-day sex symbol,” will cohost a weekend show alongside Hamas apologist Ayman Mohyeldin.
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Dem Senator Chris Murphy Ditches Wife for “Soap-Opera Villainess” Tara McGowan
The Democratic Party has a long history of failed marriages.
Cry More, Losers
Angsty Dems jeer as Trump makes childhood dreams come true.
Journalists Outraged After WaPo Owner Endorses Freedom
Many journalists and other liberal activists freaked out on Wednesday after Jeff Bezos, the Amazon founder and compassionate steward of the failing Washington Post, expressed his support for “personal liberties” and “free markets.”
Joy Reid Concludes Lackluster Career at MSNBC
Reid was widely regarded among normal Americans as one of the most consistently unhinged purveyors of racially charged invective to be allowed on television.
Alleged Pedophile Throws Better Than Obama
Drake, the Canadian hip-hop artist and alleged pedophile, was recently filmed throwing his shoe at a drone. The sidearm toss was poorly executed and it missed badly. Drake throws like an American girl (or Canadian boy), but he’s still significantly better at throwing than disgraced former president Barack Obama.
Politico Cites Jeffrey Toobin, Masturbating CNN Analyst, as “Cancel Culture” Expert
Declines to mention his hands-on experience in the field of professional depravity.
Renowned Masturbator Joins NY Times
Jeffrey Toobin, one of the world’s most prominent masturbators, is coming to the NY Times as a contributing opinion columnist. It’s another stroke of luck for the so-called legal analyst, who has managed to fully revive his career after being caught pleasuring himself during a Zoom meeting in October 2020.
Joe Biden Is the Worst Living President
Joe Biden, sometimes referred to as “Sleepy Joe,” appears destined to live out his final days as one of the most widely reviled figures in American politics.
Electric-Focused Car Ads Absent from Super Bowl After Exploding on Biden’s Watch
By contrast, seven different ads for electric vehicles ran during the Super Bowl in 2022, several months after President Joe Biden signed an executive order compelling U.S. automakers to ensure that by 2030 roughly half of all cars sold in the country would have fully electric or plug-in hybrid engines.
At USAID, Funding for Terror-Tied Groups Goes Back Years
In some cases, USAID fought to conceal how taxpayer funds were spent. And when it came to Israel, officials recalled battling USAID over funding for groups that worked to undermine the Jewish state or maintained ties to terror organizations.
Trump’s Youth Revolution
Trump may be the oldest man elected president, but he leads a youth movement that will shape politics for decades to come. Trump shattered the cliché that Republicans are the party of seniors and Democrats the party of young people.
How “60 Minutes” Cleaned Up Kamala’s Word Salad
The unedited transcript reveals how Harris’s meandering and largely nonsensical answer was chopped up to make it appear as though she was uttering a coherent thought.
Obama’s $800 Million Presidential Center Slapped with DEI Lawsuit
If it ain’t woke, don’t build it: Hideous monument to 44th president plagued by delays, cost overruns, and racial quotas
Journalists Are Sad Because Trump Took Away Their Special Cubbies at the Pentagon
Some of the poor journalists might have to take their laptops into the bathroom and file their stories while sitting on a big boy potty, which seems like a far more appropriate setting given the quality of their so-called reporting
Chuck Todd’s Exit from NBC Fuels Speculation of Resistance Dream Team
Todd is the latest self-righteous media figure last week to quit his job at a mainstream establishment. Obnoxious anchor Jim Acosta resigned from CNN on Tuesday, the same day crotchety columnist Paul Krugman announced his departure from the NY Times. A handful of mentally ill wine moms are excited about the #Resistance “Dream Team” starting to take shape on Substack.
Jim Acosta’s New Show on Substack Is Even Worse Than Expected
Former CNN host promises to ‘bro out’ in premiere episode plagued by charmless banter, technical difficulties
What’s Next for Sleepy Joe?
Corpse? Inmate? Nursing home resident? Reverse mortgage pitchman? The greatest political comeback of all time?
Top Wildfire Response Expert Says Newsom Administration Fired Him Because He’s Jewish
Long-running accusations of anti-Semitism that for years dogged California’s troubled National Guard resurfaced at a crucial time for the force that is currently battling historic Los Angeles wildfires. A fired commander with extensive firefighting experience has filed a lawsuit alleging he’s now on the sidelines because he’s Jewish.
The Joy Is Back in Town
Trump greeted as liberator in triumphant return to White House.
No One Will Remember Biden’s Low-Energy, Small-Minded Farewell Address
It was read from a teleprompter (with considerable difficulty) by an 82-year-old man who is clearly unfit to serve another four days in office, let alone the extra four years he felt he deserved.
Al Sharpton Loses Top Enabler at MSNBC
MSNBC president Rashida Jones allegedly resigned her post Tuesday. Jones’s departure is bad news for the embattled (and formerly fat) activist host Al Sharpton, who will lose his top enabler at the network amidst the still unresolved scandal surrounding the Kamala Harris campaign’s $500,000 donation to Sharpton’s nonprofit.
ABC’s David Muir Exposed as a Flaming Narcissist
Reporting live from a smoldering Los Angeles, Muir wore a yellow safety jacket over his signature tight black T-shirt. It would appear that Muir was unhappy with the baggy fit of the jacket so he performed some emergency clothespin tailoring to ensure his muscled physique would not be concealed.
Joe Biden Is an Historic A__hole, Analysis Finds
He is and always has been a belligerent and narcissistic a—hole consumed by bitterness and resentment.