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Columbia University’s Pulitzer Disgrace

The increasingly irrelevant Pulitzer Prizes were awarded on Monday to a slew of left-wing news reports. The prize for commentary went to the “Palestinian poet” Mosab Abu Toha for his work in the New Yorker—”deep reporting with the intimacy of memoir,” as the Pulitzer board put it—depicting the evils of the Israeli military campaign in Gaza

Alleged Pedophile Throws Better Than Obama

Drake, the Canadian hip-hop artist and alleged pedophile, was recently filmed throwing his shoe at a drone. The sidearm toss was poorly executed and it missed badly. Drake throws like an American girl (or Canadian boy), but he’s still significantly better at throwing than disgraced former president Barack Obama.

Renowned Masturbator Joins NY Times

Jeffrey Toobin, one of the world’s most prominent masturbators, is coming to the NY Times as a contributing opinion columnist. It’s another stroke of luck for the so-called legal analyst, who has managed to fully revive his career after being caught pleasuring himself during a Zoom meeting in October 2020.