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Dying Terrorist Throws Better Than Obama

Yahya Sinwar, the Hamas terror boss killed in Gaza last week, threw a stick-like object at an Israeli drone that was filming his final moments. Despite being severely wounded and on the brink of death, Sinwar demonstrated a throwing ability far superior to that of  Barack Obama, according to an exclusive Washington Free Beacon analysis.

How Kamala Bombed Her Media Blitz

She reveals intellectual bankruptcy. The policy cabinet is bare. She has no substantive rebuttals to criticism of inflation, the border, and the Middle East. Her proposals are rehashes of White House initiatives on taxes, housing, and small business.

Did Doug Emhoff Hire “Trophy Secretary”?

According to a sex discrimination lawsuit filed against the firm in 2019, Emhoff hired part-time model Katya Calderone to be his legal secretary “because she was young, attractive and friendly with the powerful men in the office.” She was “widely considered unqualified” for the job.

Horny Dads for Kamala

Several weeks after Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl endorsed Harris, Grohl recently fathered a child outside his marriage. He is the latest scumbag cheating husband to back Harris. The distinguished coalition of horny dads for Harris includes the candidate’s own husband, Doug Emhoff, who destroyed his first marriage by seducing his children’s nanny.

David Muir, Unveiled

ABC News anchor reveals true self during Trump-Harris debate, torches carefully crafted reputation as unbiased newsman. He gets paid millions to read news off a teleprompter every weeknight to lonely seniors and nursing home patients who fell asleep hours earlier.

Obama’s Monument to Himself Is a Hideous Eyesore

A large portion of the Obama Presidential Center will be engraved with words from one of Obama’s speeches so that all may marvel at Dear Leader’s eloquence. It certainly feels like a place where mere citizens are expected to make pilgrimage and weep in awe; one of the first things rebel forces would destroy after seizing power in a revolution.

Kamala Goes Off Script

Following her performance on Thursday, it seems unlikely that Harris will agree to another (solo) interview before debating Trump on Sept. 10. There’s a decent chance it won’t happen until the election is over, given how badly most journalists want her to win.

Kamala’s Obama Makeover

Harris took on more than Obama’s staff. She adopted the message that Obama strategist David Axelrod had been urging Biden to use for months: Drop the threat-to-democracy talk and instead cast the election as a choice between future promise and dwelling on Trump’s past

Lyin’ Tim Walz Wants to Be Your Neighbor

Hundreds of quivering “Coach Walz” signs greeted the VP nominee at the United Center, his former career as a teacher and assistant football coach being vital to the narrative Democrats have carefully crafted. Alas, the slight embellishment reflects a long history of falsehoods Walz has peddled throughout his political career