The greasy gov dishonors America with ‘testicle-crushing’ pose.
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Meet the IT Firms Discriminating Against U.S. Citizens
The job post for LanceSoft, an IT staffing firm committed to “diversity, equality, and inclusivity,” began innocently enough. The $60-per-hour role would be based in Santa Clara, Calif., and focus on “technical support. This particular job, however, would not be open to a very large group of people: citizens of the United States.
Michigan Senate Candidate Abdul El-Sayed Served on Board of Lefty Group That Smeared Cops and Lobbied to “Abolish the Police”
The news comes after a Free Beacon report exposed El-Sayed’s leadership role with another anti-cop group that staged a deadly Detroit protest
Tennessee Dem Aftyn Behn Loses Bid to Represent City She “Hates” in State She Calls “Racist”
Behn could not overcome a series of embarrassing revelations over her remarks about the city of Nashville, the state of Tennessee, and police. She expressed “hate” for country music, a staple of Nashville, and the bachelorette parties that have become a major tourism draw for the town.
Cory Booker Obtains Female Wife in Boost to 2028 White House Bid
The Democratic senator from NJ married a female woman over the weekend, closing the book on idle speculation about a man often described as “the Leonardo DiCaprio of American politics.” The move satisfies a major public relations need for Booker and arrives with exquisite timing as he prepares to launch his 2028 presidential campaign. (Satire)
Women’s March Leader Tossed Out for Anti-Semitism Lands on Mamdani Transition Team
Tamika Mallory is one of several notable hires, alongside a trans rabbi who met with Iran’s president and a lawyer who represented al Qaeda terrorists
Mainstream Pundits Lavish Praises on Dick Cheney After Spending 20 Years Saying He Was Like Darth Vader
National healing begins as CNN realizes waterboarding is cool now.
Cal State Schools Require Students to Take DEI Classes to Graduate
Options include “Queer Crip Lit” and “Decolonize Your Diet.”
Meet the Soros-Back Radical Running Graham Platner’s Campaign in Maine
Career activist Ben Chin has never managed a campaign or held a real job. Like his boss, he has a history of disparaging Maine voters.
Kennedy Heir and House Candidate Jack Schlossberg Performed Nazi Salute in Since-Deleted Swipe at Elon Musk
The January video was likely intended to mock Elon Musk, whose critics alleged that he performed the same salute during a rally that month
Camelot’s Last Gasp as JFK Grandson Enters Politics
Caroline Kennedy’s son, Jack Schlossberg, the sentient boat shoe and semi-employed TikTok user, is running for Congress in New York. It was bound to happen. The 32-year-old Democrat belongs to the Kennedy dynasty—that inexplicably beloved menagerie of goon-faced Habsburgian freaks, Nantucket douche bros, chronic alcoholics, and bloated sex pests.
Crazy Nancy Cashes Out
Nancy Pelosi, the wildly successful investor and power-lusting Democrat who made history as the first octogenarian to serve as speaker of the House, is finally calling it quits. Pelosi, who has represented the filth-infested crime hole of San Francisco since 1987, is best known for flaunting her imposing jugs at an Italian beach resort in 2022.
Localize the Intifada: Mamdani Seizes NYC Mayoralty
The radical anti-Israel mayor-elect has pledged to enact a laundry list of far-left programs—and to arrest Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu if he visits New York
Trans Rabbi Booted from Biden White House Event Headlines “Jews for Zohran” Ad Campaign
A transgender rabbi who was once booted from a Biden White House pride party is headlining a new ad campaign on behalf of Zohran Mamdani. Rabbi Abby Stein, a biological man, took part in a “Jews for Zohran” video campaign sponsored by Jews for Racial and Economic Justice, a far-left group considered outside mainstream Judaism.
Inside Jasmine Crockett’s Secret Stock Portfolio and Failed Attempts to Become a Marijuana Magnate
Crockett, a potential 2028 Senate candidate, did not report her stakes in major pharmaceutical, fossil fuel, marijuana, technology, and automobile firms
Good News: “Painful” Layoffs Underway at NBC, CBS to Follow
Hundreds of liberal journalists must learn to DoorDash (or mine rare earth minerals) amid long-awaited industry downsizing
Dems Are Finally Giving Up on DEI
There are few things Democrats love more than congratulating themselves for “making history.” They have repeatedly elevated political figures based entirely on immutable characteristics such as race or gender, allowing them to celebrate their brave commitment to the cause of diversity, equity, and inclusion
Don’t Mess with Melania Trump
Melania Trump, the most attractive and intelligent first lady in American history, is doing her part to restore public faith in mainstream media by forcing journalists to atone for their lies. Over the past several weeks, Melania has obtained retractions and apologies from media outlets that published falsehoods about her ties to Jeffrey Epstein, the jet-setting pedophile tycoon.
Liberal Media, Activists Silent as Bari Weiss Makes LGBT History at CBS News
Bari Weiss made history this week as the first openly LGBT journalist to lead a major network newsroom. Paramount announced Monday that Weiss, the former New York Times opinion writer who founded the Free Press, would serve as editor in chief of CBS News. Alas, the landmark achievement was largely ignored by media outlets and LGBT activist groups that purport to celebrate diversity and inclusion.
Brett Kavanaugh’s Would-Be Assassin Now Says He Goes by the Name Sophie. Mainstream Media Oblige Him
The California man who attempted to assassinate Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, Nicholas Roske, recently began identifying as a woman by the name of “Sophie.” Roske never legally changed his name, but his defense counsel opted to refer to him as “Ms. Roske” in legal filings. Mainstream media outlets soon followed suit.
AI Chatbot Giants Claim Kirk’s Killer Was Right-Wing, But Say Left-Wing Violence Is “Exceptionally Rare”
The major AI platforms—which have emerged as significant American news sources—describe Charlie Kirk’s assassination as motivated by “right-wing ideology” and downplay left-wing violence as “exceptionally rare,” according to a Washington Free Beacon analysis.
Three Rising Dem Stars to Appear Alongside Hamas-Lovers at Anti-Israel Conference in America’s “Jihad Capital”
Abdul El-Sayed, Rep Ro Khanna, and Michigan lieutenant governor Garlin Gilchrist are all slated to appear at ArabCon in Dearborn, MI.
Kamala Launches Book Tour and Reminds Everyone Why She Lost
She picked up right where she left off by cackling her way through softball interviews with friendly “journalists,” and showcasing her exceptional ability to recite vacuous talking points from memory. She is reminding the American public why she lost.
What If Kamala Picked the (Openly) Gay Guy?
Some might argue picking Walz was an even bigger risk given he was such a weirdo. His theatrics on the campaign trail caused many voters to regard his alleged heterosexuality as inauthentic.