It was read from a teleprompter (with considerable difficulty) by an 82-year-old man who is clearly unfit to serve another four days in office, let alone the extra four years he felt he deserved.
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Al Sharpton Loses Top Enabler at MSNBC
MSNBC president Rashida Jones allegedly resigned her post Tuesday. Jones’s departure is bad news for the embattled (and formerly fat) activist host Al Sharpton, who will lose his top enabler at the network amidst the still unresolved scandal surrounding the Kamala Harris campaign’s $500,000 donation to Sharpton’s nonprofit.
ABC’s David Muir Exposed as a Flaming Narcissist
Reporting live from a smoldering Los Angeles, Muir wore a yellow safety jacket over his signature tight black T-shirt. It would appear that Muir was unhappy with the baggy fit of the jacket so he performed some emergency clothespin tailoring to ensure his muscled physique would not be concealed.
Joe Biden Is an Historic A__hole, Analysis Finds
He is and always has been a belligerent and narcissistic a—hole consumed by bitterness and resentment.
Source Behind Hegseth Claims Is a Disgruntled Former Employee
Kat Duggan, a former Concerned Veterans for America (CVA) employee is helping Senate Democrats solicit hostile testimony about her former boss, Pete Hegseth. She has sent messages to former CVA colleagues urging them to contact the Senate She has also provided closed-door testimony to the committee, according to correspondence obtained by the Washington Free Beacon
Kamala’s Humiliation Is Complete as She Certifies Own Defeat to Trump
The joy is officially gone.
Confirm Pete Hegseth
Senate Majority Leader John Thune has privately told President-elect Donald Trump that he believes that Pete Hegseth, Trump’s pick to run the Pentagon, has the votes to be confirmed. We hope that’s the case.
Jill Biden Is 2024’s Man of the Year
Sleepy Joe has been scientifically dead for at least two years.. His body crippled by rigor mortis, his brain the consistency of fecal slurry. That’s why we’re giving this coveted Washington Free Beacon Man of the Year award to the person who has actually been running the country: Jill Biden, America’s desperate housewife.
Kara Swisher, Liberal Tech Lady Bro, Has Lost Her Mind with Intended Purchase of WaPo
The idea has the hallmarks of Silicon Valley delusion in the pre-Trump era when the tech industry was dominated by godless left-wing tyrants intent on “changing the world” with their benevolent lunacy.
Humiliation for ABC’s George Stephanopoulos
ABC’s decision to settle Trump’s lawsuit is a bad omen for fellow media companies CNN and NBCUniversal, which are also facing serious defamation lawsuits.
Alexander Hamilton Tried to Warn Us About Barack Obama
A discontented ghost, wandering among the people, pining for relevance.
The Biden Guide to Loving Your Boy
Nine helpful tips for elderly fathers of adult criminals. (Satire)
Four Dem Firms Raked in $600 Million Running Ads for Kamala’s Failed Campaign
Seventy percent of the campaign’s known total spending flowed through four firms: Media Buying & Analytics, Gambit Strategies, Bully Pulpit Interactive, and Dupont Circle Strategies. Together, these four Democratic firms were largely responsible for distributing Harris’s campaign messaging across the nation.
Gravy Train Derails at MSNBC
Comcast is finally cutting ties with MSNBC, the media conglomerate announced Wednesday. That’s bad news for the exorbitantly compensated and increasingly unhinged personalities who call the left-wing network home (for now).
Georgetown’s Prestigious School of Foreign Service Coddles Anti-Semites Who Plot to Transform U.S. Policy from Within
The school, which is a direct pipeline to Washington’s diplomatic and national security establishments, has become a hotbed of virulent anti-semitism as well as anti-Western sentiment
Joe and Mika Grovel to “Fascist” Trump as MSNBC’s Fate Hangs in the Balance
Saner observers argued that by meeting with Trump, the Morning Joe hosts were trying to save MSNBC from irrelevance (or worse). The network and its roster of increasingly unhinged personalities have become a potential liability not just for Comcast but also for the Democratic Party.
Why Comcast May Cut Ties with MSNBC
Ratings are down and the partisan hosts are increasingly unhinged
Meet the New Boss
When Donald Trump is president, the unconventional happens. The chattering classes wail. Guardrails are tested. Politics matters. Everything is up for grabs. And no one is ever bored.
Token Republican Scott Jennings Makes CNN Watchable Again
One of the biggest winners of the 2024 election was Scott Jennings. The folksy columnist and former George W. Bush staffer was a dominant force in his role as CNN’s token Republican, regularly holding his own in one-on-five debates with Democrats and journalists who support Democrats.
Even in Berkeley, CA, Climate Measures Suffer Crushing Defeats
The outcome of the Tuesday vote represents a significant blow to the climate agenda in California and reveals how left-wing activists are struggling to persuade even the most liberal communities to embrace harsh climate measures.
Barred from Endorsing Kamala, Journalists Freak Out and Quit Their Jobs
Dozens of journalists threw public tantrums this week, including at least four who quit their jobs after the LA Times and Washington Post declined to publish overwrought endorsements of Harris that would have changed the minds of precisely zero voters.
Kamala’s Plagiarism Fits Pattern of Profound Laziness
Media reports, including comments from her (many) former staffers, suggest that, in addition to being an abusive, self-absorbed boss, Harris is also profoundly lazy.
Kamala Pushes Fear, Talking Points in CNN-Sponsored Stump Speech
Kamala Harris ditched her “joyful” “vibes” for darker tones Wednesday during a weakly moderated CNN town hall. The 90-minute affair functioned as a network-sponsored stump speech, albeit with occasional interruptions for questions
Dying Terrorist Throws Better Than Obama
Yahya Sinwar, the Hamas terror boss killed in Gaza last week, threw a stick-like object at an Israeli drone that was filming his final moments. Despite being severely wounded and on the brink of death, Sinwar demonstrated a throwing ability far superior to that of Barack Obama, according to an exclusive Washington Free Beacon analysis.