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Alleged Pedophile Throws Better Than Obama

Drake, the Canadian hip-hop artist and alleged pedophile, was recently filmed throwing his shoe at a drone. The sidearm toss was poorly executed and it missed badly. Drake throws like an American girl (or Canadian boy), but he’s still significantly better at throwing than disgraced former president Barack Obama.

Renowned Masturbator Joins NY Times

Jeffrey Toobin, one of the world’s most prominent masturbators, is coming to the NY Times as a contributing opinion columnist. It’s another stroke of luck for the so-called legal analyst, who has managed to fully revive his career after being caught pleasuring himself during a Zoom meeting in October 2020.

Trump’s Youth Revolution

Trump may be the oldest man elected president, but he leads a youth movement that will shape politics for decades to come. Trump shattered the cliché that Republicans are the party of seniors and Democrats the party of young people.