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It’s pretty clear that women naturally respond to men whose idea of initiating a romantic encounter doesn’t involve crying or abject, craven apologies for bearing the biological hallmarks of manhood. But that’s what liberal women have sculpted out of the already soft clay of liberal males.

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John Stossel:  Irma and Harvey came after a record 12 years without any Category 3-5 storms. Over those 12 years…It seems logical that warmer water may make storms worse, but there’s no proof of that.

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Stephen Moore: Has anyone noticed — through the fog of Russia, James Comey, Charlottesville and now two monster hurricanes — that the U.S. economy is booming faster than it has since the late Clinton years?

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Senators grilled federal judicial nominee Amy Barrett — demanding to know how her faith would influence her decisions from the bench. Barrett is a professor at Notre Dame Law School and a devout Catholic. 

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Michelle Malkin: Five million American young people between 16-34 were unemployed last year and 50 million more are not even in the labor force…Why don’t their dreams come first?

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Bernard Goldberg: Bias is my second biggest journalistic concern. Arrogance is now No. 1. The snobbery of too many journalists is beyond annoying. It’s repulsive.

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To liberal elites, all Texans are somehow bigoted white Christian males. Even a hurricane can’t restrain their rage about their satirical targets having any power in America.

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Daniels has also been speaking out about the movement to take down Confederate statues across the country after the devastation in Charlottesville.

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John Stossel: Suppose a disaster devastates your town, and your local store is not allowed to raise the price of bottled water. People rush to buy all the water they can get. The store sells out. Only the first customers get what they need.  The storeowner has no incentive to risk life and limb restocking his store. 

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Susan Stamper Brown: Normal folks don’t have time to entertain the darkness the left promotes. They are too busy working or going to church or tending gardens or splitting wood at night to keep their families warm. Then they go to bed and get up the next day and do it all again.

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Kurt Schlichter: What’s the end game for these preening, posturing doofuses who call themselves Republicans, but who can’t pass a CNN camera without slamming their party’s president?

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Michelle Malkin: The paper’s ongoing series explores “the history and legacy of Communism, 100 years after the Russian Revolution.” When its essayists aren’t busy championing the great sex that oppressed women enjoyed in miserable Eastern Bloc countries, they’re extolling Lenin’s fantabulous conservationist programs and pimping “Communism for Kids” propaganda.

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Bernard Goldberg: Is that where it ends — with a mob deciding what statues stay and which ones go?  Asking who’s next and where does it end doesn’t make you a white supremacist, or even unreasonable. It doesn’t mean you sympathize with the reprehensible neo-Nazi slugs who marched in Charlottesville.

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Kurt Schlichter: No one normal was paying attention to the Wolf Blitzers or the Rachel Maddows. Everyone normal was living their lives, and this fake moral meltdown had no part in them…Donald Trump is a lot of things, but a Nazi is not one of them.

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Ann Coulter: Apparently, as long as violent leftists label their victims “fascists,” they are free to set fires, smash windows and beat civilians bloody. No police officer will stop them.

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Michelle Malkin: Liberal business executives are leaping like lemmings from President Donald Trump’s manufacturing advisory council. Good riddance.

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Bernard Goldberg: If Trump isn’t a bigot, what is he? How about a coward, a weakling who talks tough but is afraid to alienate even an extreme reprehensible wing of his base?

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Mark Davis: Basic human decency, as well as proper presidential decorum, required a calling-out, by name, of precisely the ideology that led to the murder of Heather Heyer. This was a particularly glaring omission from a President who spends a lot of time (rightfully) busting the chops of anyone reticent to identify radical Islamic terrorism by name.

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Declining academic standards and grade inflation tend to confirm employer perceptions that college degrees say little about job readiness.

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Todd Starnes:  The first Obama holiday is scheduled to be celebrated in 2018.  I can only imagine how festive and culturally inclusive that first celebration will be — church bells ringing, homes decked out in rainbow colors and stockings filled with taxpayer-funded cell phones.

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Kurt Schlichter: A woman gave birth the other day, and the liberal media squealed in delight….This particular birth was celebrated because the mother was pretending to be a man, and her delusion was so intense that she apparently partook of surgical mutilation and chemical intervention to (not really) conform her body to her delusion.

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Kurt Schlicter: Case in point – their bizarre embrace of illegal aliens. Democrats seem to think that foreigners who violate our laws have a greater right to determine what will be America’s laws than actual Americans.

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Mark Davis:  Even the people ejected from White House service (like Scaramucci and Priebus) maintain a genuine appreciation for President Trump and what he is trying to do.

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“We cannot tolerate this any longer,” said the former CIA Director at the head of the table. “We have to forcibly retake the government from Donald Trump. It is the only way save our democracy.” (This is a piece of fiction written by columnist Kurt Schlicter.)