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Bumbling Biden’s Bunches of Malarkey

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Michael Malarkey: As someone who has heard his last name used in Joe Biden’s favorite debate quip since 2012, it’s finally time to flip the script on the Democratic frontrunner. The former VP’s last few weeks have been filled with gaffes and at times downright incoherent rambling (“Joe-3-0…3-3-0”). His doddering behavior has included such statements as “We choose truth over facts” and “Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.”

Trump Is Unlikely to Commit Political Suicide by Betraying Us on Guns

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Kurt Schlichter: Trump is a lot of things, but stupid is not one of them. He is understandably horrified by the murder sprees of that progressive environmental eugenics weirdo and that member of Big Chief Warren’s tribe. But Trump is also keenly aware that any betrayal of his supporters on a literally life or death issue like guns…will result in his wholesale abandonment by his supporters.

They Will Still Hate You Even if You Disarm

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Everything the left says or does is designed to make them more powerful by making you less free. You can never give enough of your money or freedom away to make them stop hating you, so don’t try. Get woke to their scam – luckily we have a president who is – and don’t play along. They’ll always hate you, so stop caring about their lies.

Let’s Punish Mass Shooters, 1776-Style

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Treat all mass shooters, regardless of the reason, as domestic terrorists. Then, treat all domestic terrorists like ISIS terrorists, revoke their citizenship, and ship their asses to Guantanamo Bay. And when they get there, no book reading or sitting around. From the crack of dawn until dusk, it’s chains and cracking rocks, interrupted only long enough to eat some moldy bread and gulp down some barely drinkable water.

New Tarantino Film Is 2019’s Most Conservative Movie

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Despite featuring drug use, alcoholism, promiscuity, anti-capitalism, anti-Americanism, and anti-police rhetoric, the newly released Quentin Tarantino film Once Upon a Time…in Hollywood is without doubt the most conservative movie of 2019. In fact it is because of all these plot elements that the film is clearly an attack on the 60s counterculture and the values that emerged out of it.

Trump Says the Things You Can’t Say

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Kurt Schlichter: Was anyone really shocked to learn that you can’t say that a manifest hellhole is a hellhole anymore, at least according to our moral betters in the media and politics? You have some Democrat politician who represented his district for nearly four decades and if you point out that it’s a mess, the problem is the guy who says so out loud.

Marianne Won Tuesday Night’s Debate

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Matt Vespa: Williamson’s way out there, but she also had the better moments of tonight’s debate, clinching some of the biggest applause lines, spikes in Google searches, and appeared to have what the others don’t: something new to offer…Her brand of politics shouldn’t be dismissed. She’s also feisty. And seemed to inject some energy into that CNN audience.

Why the Left Is Reconsidering Al Franken

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Franken was kicked out of the party when Democrats were trying to build a case against Trump. Now that they’ve concluded that case won’t work, they want Franken back again. Presumably, they’ll soon be back to praising Clinton, too.

Trump and America Vs the Commie Quad Squad

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The Commie Quad Squad has done us all a favor by flushing out the extremism of the Democratic Party for conspicuous public display. House Leader Nancy Pelosi is quaking in her boots, realizing that it is getting increasingly difficult to hide her party’s radicalism from American voters.

AOC Is Getting a GOP Challenger

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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) may be enjoying the limelight as a member of Congress, but there’s increasing dissatisfaction with the democratic socialist in her district, which is opening the door to challengers. The latest to say they’re taking on AOC is Scherie Murray, a Republican immigrant from Jamaica who’s active in state politics.

Eat Popcorn as Dems Eat Themselves

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Kurt Schlichter: The pain of your enemy should be your joy, and we conservatives are pegging the joymeter right about now watching the political sepsis that is CongressKid AOC and her merry band of idiots running rampant within the flabby body of the Democrat Party. There’s only one solution to the gangrene caused by her and that brother-marrying weirdo who cheers for the wrong side in Black Hawk Down…

Kamala Wants to Trigger Another Mortgage Crisis

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Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA) rolled out a plan to offer grants up to $25,000 to low-income black individuals to help with a down payment and closing costs on home purchases….That grant pushes the buyer into a more expensive mortgage, as well, costing $485 extra per month, plus additional property taxes on the higher value, plus additional cost to insure the home.

Dems Double Down on Hating America

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Kurt Schlichter: You gotta hand it to them – it’s an innovative strategy to run for President by taking the position that your country is garbage and that its are people deplorable monsters. It’ll be interesting to see how the Democrats fare on their “America sucks!” platform.

The Fourth of Ju-Liars

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Oh say can you see, by the Democrats’ gaslight? What an extraordinary time in our American story. A major political party and a washed up professional athlete’s shoe company have declared open season on our nation the very week we’re supposed to be celebrating her.

No Democrats, America Works

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Per the Democrats, America is rigged for the wealthy; everyone else is a getting a raw deal; and we need government to straighten everything out. The challenge for President Trump and Republicans in the upcoming elections is to make clear to voters that the Democrats’ message is not true and to communicate what is true.

Well, Trump Just Won in 2020

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Kurt Schlichter: We have 17 more months of media pimping of whichever commie candidate is currently the least embarrassing, but the debates made it very clear that Trump is going to be POTUS until Ric Grenell is on the victorious GOP ticket in 2024.