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Eric Schmidt Is the Only Missouri MAGA Candidate Who Can Save America

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As Attorney General, Eric Schmitt has carried the America First mantle, fighting Joe Biden’s agenda at every turn and standing up for President Trump’s policies. Eric Schmitt took Biden’s forced OSHA vaccine mandate to the U.S. Supreme Court and won; he sued to protect the Keystone XL pipeline; and he has been at the forefront of the fight for American energy independence.

The Only Dude in a Chick Prison

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Demitrius Minor is 27-year-old man who went by “Demi” and was transferred into a women’s prison in New Jersey where he impregnated two of his fellow inmates. If you’re not currently recovering from a severe closed-head injury, you might be asking yourself how it is that a man who’d killed someone ended up in a women’s prison. The answer, however, is rather simple: Democrats.

Who Will They Get to do the Tyrants’ Dirty Work?

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Kurt Schlichter: Unless we retake power in the next couple of elections and defund, disestablish, and demolish the rotten aspects of the law enforcement system, the stormtroopers will eventually come. The left is not going to keep political power with its agenda of $10 gas, overseas humiliation, and castrating little boys to conform to the gender delusions of their Chardonnay-addled Munchausen mommies. But the underlying premise is that the ruling caste can generate enough thugs to actually pull it off.

Is It Time for a National Divorce?

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Kurt Schlichter: There are some National Divorce Lite scenarios out there, like maybe we abolish the Electoral College, or get rid of the Senate. In these scenarios, we red people are not sent away. We are just disenfranchised and neutered, effectively castrated into a nation of submissive Mitts, but fear not – we would still be available to do the labor, soldiering, and tax paying that the left needs from us.

Are We Looking at Another Civil War?

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Kurt Schlichter: Remember that a US city cut off from food – and it’s easy for even light paramilitary forces to interdict the long rural stretches of the interstates and railroads – is five days from becoming Mogadishu. Advantage: Red America.

Biden Is Raising an Army of Taxpayer-Funded Atheists

The government recently announced plans to fund a program that would send Americans abroad to promote atheism and humanism in South/Central Asia, North Africa and the Middle East.  The program would be funded by your tax dollars – as much as a half million dollars per organization.

What’s with the Dems’ Obsession with Abortion?

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Kurt Schlichter: Maybe it’s the feminist angle. They hate babies because normal women like them, so there’s that. It’s not particularly reasonable to assume that this was some sort of response to a looming threat that you might get pregnant and have no other options other than to, you know, kill your baby.

Go Ahead and Gloat

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Kurt Schlichter: We should understand that the Dobbs abortion decision may have upset some people, and we should acknowledge their pain and do everything we can to make it much, much worse. The pro-abort weirdos, losers, and mutations are mad because they can’t freely kill babies everywhere anymore, and they should feel bad. Get gloatin’, people. 

The Supreme Court’s Decision Is a Huge Win for the Constitution

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Surely no one really believes that “bearing arms” in the Second Amendment was meant to restrict gun ownership to the home. But New York’s gun restrictions demand that a law-abiding citizen beg permission from government officials, and then overcome a slew of subjective and discretionary standards, before being able to exercise a constitutional right.

The Case Against Donald Trump

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Kurt Schlichter: Focus and discipline are not exactly Trump’s strong suits. We need to be honest – the guy is human chaos. In many ways – and this comes from a fan – he is his own worst enemy, and nothing seems to have changed since he left office.  A prime example of his indiscipline is his inability to stop harping on the 2020 election.

The Case for Trump in 2024

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Kurt Schlichter: Trump nearly singlehandedly turned the GOP into the party of the working man because, despite his flamboyance and his gold-plated bidets, he genuinely respected guys who built things, who drove things, and who fought wars. It wasn’t fake – he grew up on construction sites.

Feminism Has Weakened Women

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In the true Orwellian spirit of the Left, the overriding claim of feminists that feminism empowers women is the opposite of the truth. Over the past half-century, modern feminism has not strengthened women, but weakened them.

Dems Are Playing a Sick Game

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They seek to keep as many people as they possibly can on the verge of a breakdown without having them cross the line to keep them motivated to vote. The problem is you have a lot of unstable people on that side of the aisle. If they are manipulated into something just this side of a frenzy over made-up outrages, some are going to break. Most won’t, but there’s no way some won’t.

We Don’t Care About Stupid Dem Obsessions

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Kurt Schlichter: We don’t care about climate change. We don’t care about some alleged moral necessity to disarm normal Americans. We don’t care about claims that America was stolen from other people. We don’t care about their froth-mouthed accusation that America is some sort of racist cauldron of hatred.

10,000 Reasons to Blame Pelosi for Jan. 6 Security Failures

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The events of Jan. 6 never would have happened had Nancy Pelosi worked with President Trump to fulfill his request for 10,000 National Guard troops. There is no logical reason why augmented security at the U.S. Capitol during one of the republic’s most solemn and consequential procedures should be controversial.

Let the Leftists Beat Each Other Up

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Kurt Schlichter: When we conservatives decline to volunteer as a dish in the progressive buffet, the leftists have no choice but to feed upon each other. We will see more of it as conservatives wake up and smell the kombucha – leftists only win when they can bully and intimidate, and if we choose not to let them do that to us, then it’s not as if they will give up their go-to move.

Biden Deserves Blame for Inflation

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While it’s true that inflation is a complex, multifaceted problem that isn’t entirely any one person’s or administration’s or event’s fault, it is fair to say that the Biden administration, from top to bottom, was as wrong as an administration could be on the issue.