By Kurt Schlichter: f you don’t agree with him, you’re not MAGA. You’re not America First. You’re probably some Democrat communist, sexually inadequate Never Trumper, an even more sexually inadequate libertarian, or some other brand of creep with a sketchy browser history, but, regardless, you don’t matter to MAGA.
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Donald Trump Is a Great Man of History
Trump has met the moment and risen to the occasion in numerous foreign theaters besides China and the broader Indo-Pacific as well. He saw decades of American malaise, managed decline and overextended empire, and he has promptly reversed course.
The Midterm Campaign Will Be “America Is Awesome” vs “American Is Awful”
By Kurt Schlichter: Dems are going to run on a platform of Trump is bad and so is America, and the Republicans will take the “con” position, and for normal Americans, the choice is pretty easy. Do you want to align yourself with a bunch of people who are angry because some party-hardy dudes who play hockey celebrated their crushing victory over the Great Sanctimonious North?
That Oyster Farmer with the Nazi Tattoos Who’s Trying to Unseat Susan Collins Is in Trouble Again
If Herr Graham Platner wins the Democratic primary, the Collins camp will have plenty to pick him apart: he bashed police, gay people, called rural Americans racist and dumb, shot guns with leftist whackos, and has Nazi tattoos.
Trump Fulfills His Promise
In killing Iran’s top leadership, Trump has done what no other American president would do. People with Iranian heritage took to the streets across America to celebrate and praise U.S. and Israeli forces. Isn’t it nice to see pro-American demonstrators for a change?
The U.S. Men’s Hockey Team Did It the Right Way
The gold medal-winning 2026 U.S. Olympic men’s ice hockey team will inspire an entire generation of American hockey players, but if they can help us recover sports as a rare cultural totem that we share in common, and not yet another thing tearing us apart, they will make an even greater contribution to the health of the country they very clearly love.
Crusty Dem Dino Rockers Should Have Some Dignity
Kurt Schlichter: The biggest rock star in America today is Donald Trump, especially after his epic greatest hits set at the State of the Union
Abigail Spanberger’s SOTU Rebuttal Was a Massive Failure
She lied about everything, including tax increases, immigration enforcement efforts, and ICE agents “killing American citizens in our streets.”
Taking a Sober Look at Kash Patel’s Beery Celebration with the U.S. Hockey Team
One theme of this distemper was that Patel barged in where he was not welcome, glomming onto the experience like a co-worker hogging birthday cake in the breakroom after refusing to pony up for a donation for the party. Stop it.Patel plays the game, and he is actually a friend of the team
Randy Fine Said Nothing Wrong
Criticism of Fine’s comments seems to suggest that it’s somehow wrong to value your dog over Muslims who put you in the position to choose. Faced with such a decision, I’d value my tuna sandwich over those Muslims, and I absolutely despise tuna.
Was Climate Change the Greatest Financial Scandal in History?
Environmental scholar Bjorn Lomborg recently calculated that across the globe, governments have spent at least $16 trillion feeding the climate change industrial complex. And for what? Arguably, not a single life has been or will be saved by this shameful and colossal misallocation of human resources.
It Is Right and Proper to Laugh at the Suffering of Journalists
By Kurt Schlichter: The former journos/current drive-thru operators still have not shut up about the WaPo’s mass layoffs, and I am taking unmitigated delight in their pain. Their suffering energizes me. Their tears nourish me. Their humiliation fuels my joy. Hey, maybe democracy dies in darkness, but as long as the WaPo dies, I’m good.
The Clintons Are So Over
What do you call a former two-term president of the United States and his wife, a former first lady, secretary of state and nominee for president? In the Democratic Party, you call them baggage.
The Turning Point Halftime Show Crushed Expectations
The Turning Point All-American Halftime Show proved to be a massive success after hosting some amazing performances from artists Kid Rock, Lee Brice, Brantley Gilbert, and Gabby Barrett.
A New Woke Euphemism for “Women” Just Dropped
Partner with eggs. It is absolutely dehumanizing language. The dehumanization is the point.
How Did Democrats Get So Stupid?
Most of the chants the leftists engage in are the same garbage they’ve been chanting since they were planting bombs and murdering police in the 60s – “Hey, hey, ho, ho, something or other has got to go!” – and the rest are wildly anti-Semitic or anti-American.
If You Get Your Morals from Musicians, You’re Probably a Moron
It used to be that attractive female musicians would dress up and look good for the Grammys, now its gross semi-trans weirdos trying to make up for a lack of talent with a lack of clothes.
Melania vs Hillary
While Hillary Clinton lectured from the pages of The Atlantic, Melania Trump opened a new documentary in theaters nationwide. No lectures. No scolding. Just gratitude.
The Grammys Were One Giant Anti-ICE Rally
The Grammy Awards took place last night, and — just like last year — it was less a show about music than it was an anti-ICE political demonstration. Several performers wore “ICE Out” pins, similar to those on display at the Golden Globes last month, including Billie Eillish.
Trump’s Energy Policies Saved Lives During Harsh Winter Storms
But this week’s storm, as bad as it was, could have been a lot worse if the Biden administration had gotten its way. It ordered five major coal plants to close as part of its green energy agenda, and taking those power plants offline would have spelled disaster for millions of Americans. Thankfully, the Trump administration kept them open.
Say It Ain’t So, Ro Khanna
By Kurt Schlichter: The not-crazy lane was backed up, so he decided to make a sudden change left without using his turn signal and hit the gas. He no doubt felt this was the only way to distinguish himself among the other Bolsheviks, so he shed the reasonable persona and went full Ivy League faculty lounge.
Is Minnesota the First Shots in America’s Next Civil War?
Right now, in the protests in Minnesota, Democrats are hoping that they can convince enough people that ICE is a monster, Trump is a dictator, and that the people will vote the Democratic Party into power.
Dems Want Blood and They Will Never Stop
Leftists have established an extensive and intricate web of communication across Minnesota, the country and around the world to manipulation the weak minded into action, up to and including suicide by cop.
Our Virile Veep Shames the Impotent Libs
The news that JD Vance is having a fourth child, this time while vice president, is not only joyous for his family but a wonderful example of potency for the rest of America. Patriotic, normal Americans like the Vances know how to reproduce, and the consensus on the right is growing that we need to get collectively biz-zay.