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Kurt Schlichter: Republican Minority Leader Mitch McConnell used to be a feared parliamentary knife-fighter who regularly gutted the puny likes of Chuck Schumer, but lately, the blood on the Senate floor is all his. Political power is about the present, not the past, and right now, Mitch looks weak.. The GOP needs to ask itself if keeping the Murder Turtle around is worth it.

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If you peasants can be convinced to settle for less, that would sure be convenient for our garbage ruling caste since it has proven itself utterly incapable of even marginal performance in achieving merely the bare minimum standards of its job. Do you have security? How about prosperity? Does the future look bright?

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There is no good answer, at least one that covers everyone. There are, after all, a lot of really dumb Democrats in office. You have to ascribe some of it to identity politics, which is the polite way of saying racism, but the rest of it has to be tied to people’s desires to be pandered and lied to.

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Manchin is a typical liberal Democrat who does not keep his word to his constituents and is an unreliable ally for conservative Republicans. In the horrific 18+ months of the Biden administration, Republicans have been counting on Manchin to stop the excesses of this radical agenda and preserve fiscal sanity.

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The spread of monkeypox had mostly been confined to the gay community, mostly spread through random sexual encounters and group sex. Now, several children have it. They have gay parents in open sexual arrangements who participated in sexual activities with one or more other people, not their partner.

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But even with the mythical semi-deity status of being University of Michigan’s head football coach, Harbaugh found himself on the wrong side of the left-wing mob because he dared not only hold a position contrary to progressive orthodoxy, but he had the audacity to express it as well. What sin did Harbaugh commit? He’s pro-life.

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In a world full of right-leaning websites, podcasts and talk shows, why should Republican candidates be interviewed by people who hate them any more than Democrats submit to Fox or Newsmax or the New York Post?

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Kurt Schlichter: It’s like we’re now being run by the heirs to the Kennedy or Biden dynasties, with all that implies, up to and including them figuratively snorting lines of blow off some Belorussian hooker’s butt.

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Democrats fail to appreciate that America is truly blessed to sit atop such an abundant wellspring of hydrocarbons. To not only ignore and fail to take advantage of that blessing, but to actively thwart it and instead celebrate “pain” by focusing on the alleged virtue of electric vehicle ownership, is downright evil.

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Derek Hall: I’m not such a fan of the former president that I think he’s incapable of wrongdoing, I just need proof. I won’t join in a lynch mob against anyone. But there is no proof. Someone testifying for 10 hours, then Liz Cheney playing 10 seconds of it out of context, isn’t proof of anything other than the fact that Liz and the Democrats don’t want you to see the other 9 hours, 59 minutes and 50 seconds of what they said.

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As Attorney General, Eric Schmitt has carried the America First mantle, fighting Joe Biden’s agenda at every turn and standing up for President Trump’s policies. Eric Schmitt took Biden’s forced OSHA vaccine mandate to the U.S. Supreme Court and won; he sued to protect the Keystone XL pipeline; and he has been at the forefront of the fight for American energy independence.

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Demitrius Minor is 27-year-old man who went by “Demi” and was transferred into a women’s prison in New Jersey where he impregnated two of his fellow inmates. If you’re not currently recovering from a severe closed-head injury, you might be asking yourself how it is that a man who’d killed someone ended up in a women’s prison. The answer, however, is rather simple: Democrats.

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Kurt Schlichter: Unless we retake power in the next couple of elections and defund, disestablish, and demolish the rotten aspects of the law enforcement system, the stormtroopers will eventually come. The left is not going to keep political power with its agenda of $10 gas, overseas humiliation, and castrating little boys to conform to the gender delusions of their Chardonnay-addled Munchausen mommies. But the underlying premise is that the ruling caste can generate enough thugs to actually pull it off.

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Kurt Schlichter: There are some National Divorce Lite scenarios out there, like maybe we abolish the Electoral College, or get rid of the Senate. In these scenarios, we red people are not sent away. We are just disenfranchised and neutered, effectively castrated into a nation of submissive Mitts, but fear not – we would still be available to do the labor, soldiering, and tax paying that the left needs from us.

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Dennis Prager: The American Medical Association advocates the removal of sex designation from birth certificates. If many doctors or other scientists have issued a dissent, I am not aware of it.

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Kurt Schlichter: Remember that a US city cut off from food – and it’s easy for even light paramilitary forces to interdict the long rural stretches of the interstates and railroads – is five days from becoming Mogadishu. Advantage: Red America.

The government recently announced plans to fund a program that would send Americans abroad to promote atheism and humanism in South/Central Asia, North Africa and the Middle East.  The program would be funded by your tax dollars – as much as a half million dollars per organization.

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Members of the Jan. 6 Committee are sending a warning shot to any conservative who might entertain working on a Trump 2024 campaign or in a potential Trump Administration. 

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Kurt Schlichter: Maybe it’s the feminist angle. They hate babies because normal women like them, so there’s that. It’s not particularly reasonable to assume that this was some sort of response to a looming threat that you might get pregnant and have no other options other than to, you know, kill your baby.

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Further, the claim Trump demanded to go to the U.S. Capitol but was told no by Secret Service agents is also raising eyebrows.

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Kurt Schlichter: We should understand that the Dobbs abortion decision may have upset some people, and we should acknowledge their pain and do everything we can to make it much, much worse. The pro-abort weirdos, losers, and mutations are mad because they can’t freely kill babies everywhere anymore, and they should feel bad. Get gloatin’, people. 

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Surely no one really believes that “bearing arms” in the Second Amendment was meant to restrict gun ownership to the home. But New York’s gun restrictions demand that a law-abiding citizen beg permission from government officials, and then overcome a slew of subjective and discretionary standards, before being able to exercise a constitutional right.

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Kurt Schlichter: Focus and discipline are not exactly Trump’s strong suits. We need to be honest – the guy is human chaos. In many ways – and this comes from a fan – he is his own worst enemy, and nothing seems to have changed since he left office.  A prime example of his indiscipline is his inability to stop harping on the 2020 election.

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What had the press all abuzz was that there would not only be a same-sex couple featured, but the two female characters would share a lesbian kiss onscreen.