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Kurt Schlichter: When Ron DeSantis is consulting renowned experts about whether or not to run for president in 2024, the man he is most likely to listen to is President Chris Christie. Well, not literally listen. He’ll instead learn from the potential prezzy who ended up presiding in network green rooms instead of the White House because he declined to run when he had his big – well, everything about him is big – chance in 2012.

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Biden managed to pull off his usual crudeness and arrived at the chapel 30 minutes late. For Biden to do this at a Royal funeral ceremony is boorish behavior on the world stage. When it came time to sign the official condolence guest book, again, Biden managed to turn heads – in the same manner as a dog twitching its head when presented with something unforeseen. As he sat to fill in his solemn respects, he did so while working off one of his now infamous note sheets.

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When John McCain was alive Lindsey Graham followed him around like a puppy and did all he could to imitate him. When McCain died, Graham was kind of lost and latched on to President Donald Trump. Since Trump left office, Graham has been kind of lost.

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She really is awful. Incapable of thinking on the fly, inarticulate when off-script, vapid beyond belief – to say her knowledge base is a mile wide and an inch deep is to ignore the fact that soles of her feet are only slightly damp, at best.

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More than a century after slavery was abolished, over a half century after the end of legal discrimination, and when blacks in America – despite it all – have become the most successful in human history, Barack and Michele Obama remain the king and queen of an enchanted Neverland where the unicorn dreams of “social justice” and “economic fairness” produce a perpetual crop of endless grievances.

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Kurt Schlichter: Putting aside that I will not be lectured to by Lil’ Mitt or any other bow-tied fussbudgets who aspire to sizzle with the same raw, sexy energy of George Will, we conservatives have a label problem. Our conservatism today is not the same as our conservatism of yesterday, at least on the policy level. We have changed, mostly because we got burned.

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Before you become a typical Eeyore Republican and only see doom and gloom ahead of you, be clear on one important truth: That’s exactly the point of this barrage of articles dressed up like “expert analysis.” They want you disheartened.

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Perhaps it is the very independence and autonomy that cars give individuals that the collectivists on the left hate. Liberals have been trying to push Americans into mass transit buses and trains for decades to no avail.

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Kurt Schlichter: These are bad people, and stupid people, and most of these coddled popinjays have never taken or given a punch. They think that they can preserve their power, position, and prestige by leveraging the wrath of the government to threaten, imprison and even kill their fellow citizens who refuse to comply, and that they can use their kept media to inflict social sanctions to keep the normal behaving.

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Ever since Trump was elected, leftist rhetoric has been shrill and hysterical. But the language has in the past year or two become much more hateful and outright menacing. Words like “treason” and “traitor” are thrown around with gleeful abandon.

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This week, the far-left states of California, Massachusetts and Washington issued mandates requiring the purchase of electric vehicles.  In all these states, unless a hefty fine is paid, automakers will be forbidden from selling gasoline powered vehicles by 2035.

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About half of Black House members, like the three Black senators — Democrats Cory Booker (NJ) and Raphael Warnock (GA) and Republican Tim Scott (SC) — have constituencies with non-Black majorities.

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Kurt Schlichter: I did not support Dr. Oz in the Pennsylvania Senate primary, but I am sure supporting him now against Heart Attack Shrek, the communist mutant who spent the first half-century of his life sponging off his parents and now wants to spend the second half sponging off the feds with a DC sinecure.

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Fauci is worse than the boy who cried wolf. He’s the boy who told fantastical tales about multiple wolves and wrongly advised on how to protect yourself from those wolves even after saying the wolves would cause you no harm. And now, the next time we hear about a dangerous wolf, our understandable reaction will be to ignore the warnings. And people will die.

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Trump is the left’s “White Whale,” and those Captain Ahabs aren’t about the let their lack of proof dissuade them. So it’s time they put all their cards on the table – let us see what they think they have, including by releasing all the affidavits that led to the issuing of a warrant to search Mar-A-Lago – so we can judge for ourselves what they actually have and get on with our lives.

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It is hard to imagine a political fall so far so fast. But then it is harder still to imagine a plunge so willful and unrepentant, featuring a sense of denial so stubborn that no public repudiation brings clarity. But such is the power of Trump hatred, and such is the political death of Liz Cheney.

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He’s not okay. These ramblings are something to expect from Joe Biden and Kamala Harris at public speaking events. Fetterman’s stumbling tops off what the Pennsylvania Senate race has become in recent weeks: a complete and total trainwreck.

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The troglodyte, ham-fisted buffoonery perpetrated at Mar-a-Lago would have resulted in an FBI HQ bloodbath. Hoover would have fired or transferred anyone associated with the Mar-a-Lago outrage.

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If Democrats wanted to ensure that the former president receives the GOP nomination but is harmed in a general election, raiding his house, but not delivering an actual indictment, could be the way to go.

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Siccing the state police on former President Donald J. Trump is only the latest attempt by the radicals on Biden’s team to continue its objective of preventing the great disrupter from interrupting their goals of a collectivist America.

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The Biden administration wanted to send a message, a message that no one is above their abuse. With 87,000 new IRS agents in the future, people need to learn their place, shut their mouths and obey. They’re Hitlerific!

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This angry, bitter Napolean should never have had anything to do with the chain of command regarding any issue pertaining to Donald Trump.  As detailed above, he has a very personal reason to despise the former president. Trump single-handedly kept Garland off the Supreme Court.

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The FBI’s raid on the former president’s home was not over boxes of documents. If you think that, please, get some crack cocaine, White Claws, and wallow in total ignorance in an observation tank while high as a kite. This line about the documents is politburo stuff, except we’re not the Soviet Union. The FBI was there to find Russian collusion material they know doesn’t exist.

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Scott Morefield: We should outlaw homelessness, then close all long-term homeless shelters and soup kitchens. No, you don’t get to sleep on a park bench or pitch your tent under the overpass. That’s public land, and as a citizen who ‘owns’ just as much of it as you do, I contend that you don’t have my permission to live there any more than I have anyone else’s permission to set up permanent camp inside Yellowstone National Park.