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By Kurt Schlichter:The thought of four years of that nattering nabob of nonsense – apologies to William Safire – is positively agonizing. But Donald Trump’s most important task is to get elected, and she would be the best choice to help him do it.

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The funny thing about having low standards for hiring is whoever you hire based on them will have difficulty meeting them. When you lower the bar you inevitably end up with a candidate who needed the bar lowered, and someone like that will never exceed expectations.

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If you thought 2022 was bad, 2023 kicked you in the groin while pouring sugar into your gas tank. The only way it could have gone worse is if Joe Biden suddenly because coherent.

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The left continues its growing trend of destroying the right through lawfare; prosecution on the criminal side and sanctions and defamation lawsuits on the civil side.

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By Kurt Schlichter: Republicans like Donald Trump. No one else does. Independents don’t like him, and Democrats positively loathe him to the extent that he would generate huge turnout numbers even for the senile, desiccated old pervert he will be running against (unless they trade Crusty out for Governor Hairstyle).

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By Kurt Schlichter: We patriots are lucky to have leftists, if only because our own Republicans are so tragically incompetent – right now, the leftists are inadvertently making a better case against leftism than most of our feckless GOP politicians ever could.

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By Kurt Schlichter: Boys must be exposed to toy guns at a young age. And toy firetrucks and race cars and airplanes and the rest of the actiony, adventury toys that begin to teach little boys to be big men. And for girls – and only girls, because only girls will ever be mothers – there are baby dolls as well. Play is play, sure, but play is also practice.

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This aide’s social media presence was well-known, so this gay sex meltdown shouldn’t shock anyone. Sen. Cardin’s office had a chance to prevent a public relations catastrophe but decided to gamble—and lost.

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Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt (R) has taken aim at Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion spending in higher education and state agencies, signing an executive order Wednesday that protects taxpayers from funding such programs.

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These are people who expel students for calling someone with a gravitational pull “fat” and have entire departments under their control to police pronoun use, lest some entitled brat’s latest temper tantrum not be accepted as gospel truth. 

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By Kurt Schlichter: Vengeance? Oh yeah. The more brutal, the better.

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Ramaswamy threw punches left and right, telling Christie to “have a nice meal” and get out of the race as the “most obnoxious blowhard in America.”

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Where’s the outrage by Planned Parenthood? The Women’s March? National Organization of Women? Emily’s List?

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A Cheney candidacy would be exclusively anti-Trump, as will Biden’s candidacy. Why give voters a choice in anti-Trump candidates? By siphoning off even a few anti-Trump votes, Cheney would probably help the former president.

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We need fewer woke climate lectures and less interference in our allies’ response to conflicts that Biden’s weakness has encouraged. We need to get back to the business of defending our interests and keeping America safe.

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CNN’s Dana Bash asked Rep. Pramila Jayapal why there is such silence from the Left about the mass rape of women in Israel. The answer is simple: they support Hamas and hate Jews. But, of course, the Washington Democrat can’t say or acknowledge that—she says she has condemned Hamas.

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Leftists spent years using cancel culture as a sword to cut down anyone who disagreed with their increasingly radical beliefs. Since October 7, however, many of those same leftists have learned the hard way that cancel culture is a double-edged sword.

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It’s not a day that ends in “y” if some leftist isn’t crying about how something or other is racist. Working out, eating healthy, merit, sports, you name it and it’s been accused of being part of some weird, powerful white conspiracy to control everyone who isn’t white. 

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The American university, the crown jewel of the US economic engine and enabler of social mobility and success, has been reduced to a Maoist reeducation camp. The time has come to deal with this socially destructive institution.

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Argentina has a living example of what happens when corporatism and social democracy are taken to their limits: the substitution of governments for markets, and the overregulation of industry in pursuit of social redistributionism.

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The reality of the Spanish network no longer showing the expected fealty to the Democrats is sending tremors throughout the party. A once reliable mouthpiece is displaying a tendency to give the opponents equal airtime – and possibly more.

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By Kurt Schlichter: With basically a wave of a wand, and a bunch of cops with some support, their leaders cleared out the street vermin infesting the City-by-the-Bay overnight. They would do that for some commie potentate, but not for the people of San Francisco.

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The commencement of our decline probably can be traced to the boomer’s “God is Dead— Flower Power Culture of the 1960s.” That is the generation that allowed an entire generation that followed it to be indoctrinated by a “progressive” secular theology which was allowed by them to incubate in our schools and supplant the Judeo-Christian principles upon which this nation was founded.

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Kurt Schlichter: Good-bye Ronna, it’s time to go. Adios. Auf Wiedersehen.  Whatever the hell is Chinese for, “Later, dude.”  It’s nothing personal. It’s just business. And our business is winning elections, which you — as the head of the Republican National Committee — haven’t yet done.