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Dems Try to Go After Moms

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How did moms top the list of problematic Americans? Simple: they cared about their kids. To be more specific, they cared about what was happening in their kids’ schools, what they were being taught, and conversely, what they weren’t being taught. 

Someone Is Going to Get Killed

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“Just Stop Oil” lunatics in Europe are blocking traffic with their asinine signs and stupid attitudes. Authorities in these largely left-wing cities have allowed these moronic mutants to get away with their antics with little to no ramifications so far is leading somewhere anyone can see coming: someone is going to get killed.

The Inevitable Impeachment of Biden

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Kurt Schlichter: The nice thing about impeachment is that it will break through the media’s wall of silence. They will have to acknowledge the impeachment proceedings at least, though they will immediately mobilize to minimize, rationalize, and generally lie about what actually happened and the evidence being presented.

Ukraine and Cocaine

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Kurt Schlichter: There is an eerie parallel between what passes for America’s Ukraine policy and the fact that a fat sack of Bolivian energy dust got discovered in the White House and was promptly forgotten. These two happenings are two sides of the same coin, and its denomination is failure.

Electric Cars Are a Scam

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The left likes to treat skeptics of electrical cars as if they were Luddites. Truth is, making an existing product less efficient but more expensive doesn’t really meet the definition of innovation.

Day One for Our Next GOP President

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Kurt Schlichter: By tradition, our new president will ride to the Capitol with outgoing President-In-Name-Only Biden. Don’t be rude and bring up his midnight pardons of Hunter and the rest of his crime family. I suggest watching a couple episodes of “Matlock” so you have something to talk about. Be sure not to laugh when addressing Jill as “Doctor.”

Trump Should Ditch the GOP Debate

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A debate would have only traps for President Trump. Not only would he be viciously attacked by desperate competitors, but the Fox News debate moderators are known for their anti-Trump views. Instead, President Trump should provide Americans with counter-programming. He could host an event, such as a large rally.

Our Alleged President Is a Corrupt Scumbag

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Kurt Schlichter: It’s undeniable that PINO – President-In-Name-Only – Joe Biden is massively corrupt. From leveraging his position as VP for cash to covering up for his meth-addled, stripper-banging, scumbag son – who is currently spilling his Bolivian party powder all over the White House – this senile pervert is a one-man crimewave.

DeSantis Refuses to Lose

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Kurt Schlichter: He’s locked in second place behind Trump but ahead of the clown car of wannabes, neverwillbes, and fat people who divide up what’s left. He’s poised to strike, and his plan requires not that he win right now but simply that he does not lose. 

Will Embattled President Biden Resign?

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He may be forced to leave office if key Democratic supporters in Washington communicate a lack of support. It’s not farfetched for them to come to that conclusion. This close to the 2024 elections, the Democrats cannot afford a protracted impeachment.

What Is the DeSantis Strategy?

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Kurt Schlichter: The governor runs the tightest ship in the business, and not only do his peeps not leak, but you’ll never catch him lying on top of his covers in a robe, hair in curlers and kicking his painted toenails with the telephone receiver up to his ear calling up Maggie Haberman and asking “Whatchya doin’?”

Indict Walt Nauta?

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Are there, not far bigger fish to fry to remind Americans that justice is blind? After all, when Jack Smith announced his indictment of Trump, he lectured America on the cherished notion that no one is above the law. So let us start with the former interim director of the FBI itself, Andrew McCabe.

Who Do the Dems Replace Biden With?

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Kurt Schlichter: There is Pete Buttigieg, who is very impressive to Pete Buttigieg. His unspoken premise is that all the jobs he previously had and failed at – mayor, transportation secretary, Alfred E. Neuman doppelgänger – have prepared him to fail as president.