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What About That Gaza Riviera?

Let the Palestinian victims of this destructive history choose among the 50 Muslim countries when deciding where to build new lives. And let Donald Trump develop beautiful beachfront property in Gaza.

End Homelessness by Making It Illegal

You sleep on the streets, you go to jail. You loiter, you go to jail. Straight. To. Jail. No passing Go, no mercy. You get released and do it again, that’s a year. Do it again, and that’s a decade.

A New Day in America

The pace being set by President Trump and his administration is almost supersonic. He is moving so fast and making so many changes that Democrats and their allies in the so-called “mainstream media” simply can’t keep up.

Ohio Dems Want to Regulate Ejaculation

Democrats in Ohio are obsessed with sperm. They want to establish the sperm police. What a bunch of weirdos. Please keep doing this, Democrats. You’re only working to help the GOP have a generational grip on power.

Democrat Faces of Failure

By Kurt Schlichter: They’ve tried the wrinkled faces of the past, and that hasn’t worked. The Democrats are a gerontocracy, most of them crusty relics from a bygone era. Nancy Pelosi’s been sidelined by her broken hip and raging love of Chardonnay.

Trump Steals the Spotlight from Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl

When the camera focused on Trump, the stadium erupted in loud applause, signaling a resurgence of unity across the nation. In contrast, Taylor Swift faced a very different reaction from the crowd compared to Trump. She seemed taken aback by the boos, her expression changing to one of nervous confusion as she realized she was being booed.

Don’t Fall in Love with Fetterman

By Kurt Schlichter: He may evolve into a Joe Manchin Lite, a Democrat red-state senator who occasionally tosses a vote in with the Republicans but never when it really matters. When it’s serious, when it’s going to actually affect something important, he will be right there with Chuck Schumer.

Scott Jennings Continues to School Clueless Libs on CNN

CNN’s Scott Jennings has the patience of a saint. He’s waging a one-man war against liberalism on the notoriously anti-Trump network. He’s all alone as other conservative guests are either squishes or anti-Trump Republicans. Without question, he’s the sole voice of reason on the network, which is laughably biased against the president.

The DEI Uproar Is All the Left’s Fault

When dozens are snuffed out in an instant and there’s even the slightest chance DEI could have been a fraction of the culprit for what was obviously a huge series of massive mistakes, it shouldn’t be surprising when people start asking questions.

Good Lord, Tim Walz Is Insane

Walz is incoherent in an unstable way – with half thoughts and false starts, seemingly getting distracted by whatever is happening between his own ears. If he were your Uber driver you’d assume he was in the middle of an argument through a Bluetooth ear piece and demand to be let out of the car once you realized that was just him talking to you.

Trump’s DEI Order Is Good for Blacks and America

Blacks now constitute 14.4% of the American population. Other data reported by Pew say that Blacks constitute 18.6% of the federal workforce. So, if anything, Blacks should be concerned about disproportionate dependency on federal government employment rather than lack of equity.

We Won the Cold Civil War

At some indeterminate moment between Monday’s soaring midday speech, in which the first nonconsecutive two-term president in over 130 years artfully took a sledgehammer to the entire Obama-Biden era legacy without so much as uttering the men’s names, and Tuesday’s epochal executive order coming as close as legally possible to banning wokeism throughout the republic, the war ended.

The End of ESG

By John Stossel: America needs high-performance computer chips. Intel was once the leading manufacturer of such chips. But now, even as Congress gives Intel billions in taxpayer handouts, the company is cutting thousands of jobs. Why? While Intel’s competitors innovated, Intel obsessed about “sustainability.”

Get It Done, Tom Homan

Starting tomorrow Trump’s ‘Border Czar’ Tom Homan has promised arrests of illegal aliens all across America. Focusing energies on the desperate and violent individuals who were welcomed into the United States over the last four years by the administration of Joe Biden.

America Is Back

Here at Townhall, we’re ready to take a blowtorch to the mainstream media’s false narratives and lies that are surely to come.