Howie Carr: Things finally seem to be breaking America’s way in foreign policy. How do we know this? Because CNN and MSNBC et al., are suddenly silent about, among other things, Iran, which just happens to be, like NoKo, part of the old “Axis of Evil.”
Publication: The Boston Herald
Al Franken’s Sign-Off Is Likely Fake News
Howie Carr: Franken’s “resignation” was nothing more than a talking point for the Democrat operatives with press passes, like Comrade Chris Matthews of MSNBC.
OK Fake Indian. Time to Either Give Up the Claim or Prove It
Howie Carr: Isn’t the left supposed to despise “cultural appropriation?” What greater cultural appropriation could there be than for Elizabeth Warren to have falsely claimed an ethnic heritage in order to win not one, but two tenured Ivy League law professorships she had absolutely no shot of ever getting until she checked the box?
There’s Left Baggage Galore at the Anti-Trump Hotel
Howie Carr: the world’s first “anti-Trump hotel” will be opening in Washington next spring. No flush toilets at the Moonbat Arms — composting is so much more sustainable for the planet, don’t you know. And, per Sheryl Crow’s instructions, only one sheet of toilet paper per guest per night. Need anything? Call the concierge — he’s standing by in case you’d like to report a hate crime.
Donald Trump Hate Is a Cult
Howie Carr: Since Nov. 8, 2016, these smug, sanctimonious know-it-alls — Hillary, Madonna, Harvey Weinstein et al. — have been so utterly over the top in their behavior that they’ve almost become a cult, maybe even a religion. The Church of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Mere Outsider Touted as Mueller’s Big Catch
Howie Carr: In politics, you can always spot nobodies like George Papadapoulos. They ask the real staffers — you know, the ones who get paid — if they can get some campaign business cards. And a title would be nice, something about “policy.”
Kennedy’s Are Original Serial Harassers
Howie Carr: Have you noticed that there’s been a word missing from all these recent stories about sexual harassment in Massachusetts politics? The missing word is “Kennedy.”
Hillary, FBI Colluded to Ambush Donald Trump
Howie Carr: The Uranium One Clinton bribery scandal and the dodgy dossier are Watergate on steroids…It’s 35 pages of fabrications about the Republican candidate for president, breathlessly peddled for months by the Democratic operatives of the alt-left media.
Silence from Democrats About Harvey Weinstein Isn’t Golden
Howie Carr: If you pull this putz’s political contributions at the FEC website, you will find the names of almost every ethically challenged Democrat of the last 30 years.
Democrats Latch on to Gun Rights After Massacre
Howie Carr: New Democrat mantra: Let’s repeal the Second Amendment! Yeah, that’s the ticket. A year of fake news about Russia-Russia-Russia has turned out to be a total nonstarter for them, so this could be the Democrats’ real path back to power, even more popular than refusing to stand for the national anthem.
Left Again Leverages Tragedy to Attack Second Amendment
Howie Carr: Hillary Clinton tweeted: “Imagine the deaths if the shooter had a silencer, which the NRA wants to make easier to get.” Huh? What the hell does a “silencer” have to do with the Las Vegas massacre? Would a suppressor really have “silenced” anything?
Trump Instantly Sidelines Criticism of NFL
Howie Carr: The NFL’s appeal has faded, but not just among the deplorables. There’s a reason they are called “soccer moms,” after all. They wouldn’t dream of letting Junior put on shoulder pads. A football field is the furthest thing from a snowflake’s safe space.
Chelsea Manning: Fellow or Just a Felon?
Howie Carr: Harvard’s big mistake with Chelsea Manning was that the Beautiful People at Camelot High didn’t think of him — I mean, her — as a traitor.
Mitt Romney Won’t Fade Away Quietly
Howie Carr: In its own way, Mitt’s refusal to exit gracefully is as pathetic as Hillary Clinton’s last-gasp attempt to maintain her own relevance. They have strutted and fretted their hour upon the stage, and it’s about damn time both of them were heard no more.
Hillary Uses New Book to Blame Everyone But Herself
Howie Carr: At nearly 70, Hillary’s as clueless as ever. She admits it was “bad optics” to do all those $225,000-a-pop Goldman Sachs shakedowns, I mean speeches, but now she’s charging $1,500 per person to attend her book-signing in Toronto.
Caving on Immigration Is a Bad Thing
Howie Carr: These dreamers now claim to be very concerned about having to return to their Third World homelands, which is odd, considering how proudly they wave the flags of Mexico and other nations at their demonstrations where they demand ever more handouts.
How Many Flood Victims Rescued by the Antifa Navy?
Howie Carr: Just asking, because on TV this week I’ve been watching the “Cajun Navy” pull one Dunkirk after another all around the Gulf Coast.
Harvey Coverage Just Latest Example of Hypocrisy from Biased Press
Howie Carr: Well, that didn’t take long — President Trump flew to Texas yesterday to view the hurricane devastation, and immediately the usual alt-left media suspects were all over him like white on rice.
Media’s Willing to Rip GOP But Lay Off Blaming Killer Terrorists
Howie Carr: Last Sunday ABC News had absolutely no question about how to identify the van driver in Charlottesville: “REGISTERED REPUBLICAN.”
Making the Case for Jeff Sessions
Howie Carr: Last night in Youngstown, Trump was bragging about the plummeting numbers of illegal immigrants invading the country since Jan. 20. But, you know, does he ever consider that maybe Jeff Sessions has had something to do with this great success in beginning to put an end to the illegals’ crime wave?
Dem Bumper Stickers So Dull Don’t Even Bother to Tailgate
Howie Carr: Here are a few suggestions for better Democratic bumper stickers: “Press 2 for English — Vote Democrat,” “Do As We Say, Not as We Do,” “Honk if You Believe Benghazi Was Caused by a Video,” “Ask Me About My Pink P-word Hat,” “Vote Hillary — 33,000 Deleted Emails Can’t Be Wrong.”
Fake News — This Is CNN
Howie Carr: Take the most recent retracted Russian collusion story, shot down by a Russkie outlet called Sputnik News. (You can’t make this stuff up, unless of course you’re CNN.) They fired the three pipe artists who concocted it — one source, three “reporters.”
GOP Rains Grief on Alt-Left in GA
Howie Carr: Cashing in on Trump Derangement Syndrome, Jon Ossoff raised more money than any other Congressional candidate in American history — $40 million. And when it was over, Ossoff had fewer votes than the losing Democrat last November, who spent $1,000.
“Russian” to Conclusions, Dems’ Focus Is on Gossip
Howie Carr: No Republicans colluded with Russians, period. Despite the torrents of fake news, neither Jeff Sessions nor anyone else in the Trump administration is a Russian double agent.