Howie Carr: One thing that the Democrats can do to assure Donald Trump’s re-election in 2020: Nominate somebody from Massachusetts. Virginia used to be called the Mother of Presidents. Massachusetts is the Mother of Presidential Losers.
Publication: The Boston Herald
Rampant Corruption Is the Norm for the FBI
Howie Carr: People tend to forget, or maybe never knew, just how corrupt the famous but incompetent Federal Bureau of Investigation has always been. This current scandal is just business as usual for the agency that has metastasized into America’s secret police.
Your Sad, Corrupt FBI, Now and Forever
Howie Carr: Incompetent, mendacious, greedy, horny and, above all, thoroughly corrupt — this is the FBI in “War and Peace,” as the old radio show had it, although now it’s more in pieces, and its only war is against the constitution and law-abiding Americans.
Inspector General’s Report Shows FBI Is Bent and Broken
Howie Carr: FBI agents…tried to first fix a presidential election, and then, after that backfired, tried to overthrow the duly elected president of the United States.
Let’s Not Polish Bobby Kennedy’s Halo Yet
Howie Carr: Despite all the millions of gallons of ink that have been spilled about his “growth” and “evolution” in the groovy Sixties, Bobby was indisputably a homophobe and an anti-Semite.
Boston Globe’s Hypocrisy Laughable in Editor’s #MeToo Scandal
A corrupt corporate culture, decades of rampant sexual harassment, shaming and legal threats against female victims of sanctimonious male superiors, cover-ups of the despicable behavior of powerful male hypocrites…Imagine how much fun The Boston Globe could have exposing this sordid, sexist scandal if it weren’t — The Boston Globe.
Fake News Makes 2018 Feel Like Orwell’s “1984”
Howie Carr: It’s 1984 in 2018. Orwell seems more prescient than ever, and he never even heard of CNN or MSNBC. By the way, have you ever seen any fake news that made Trump or Republicans look good, as opposed to bad?
Andrew McCable Earned Trump’s Critical Tweet
Howie Carr: Andrew McCabe is a made member of the Clinton Crime Family. He was a modern bumkissing FBI bureaucrat — metrosexual pajama boy, skilled in sharpening pencils and shuffling papers, petrified by his own service weapon, which was most likely a .22.
Pathetic John Kasich Thinks He Can Be a Presidential Contender
Howie Carr: Kasich is so desperate for attention that he’s reduced to stopping by the offices of the Manchester Union Leader, which used to be a powerful player in New Hampshire politics … in 1972. Not that it doesn’t have a lot of clout even today — just ask President Chris Christie, right?
Producer Says Powerful People Tried to Nix His Chappaquiddick Film
Howie Carr: The No. 1 suspect has to be former Sen. Chris Dodd, Teddy’s old drinking buddy who went on to become CEO of the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA), Hollywood’s chief lobbying group.
A Thumbs Up Book Review for Carr’s Book by Trump
Howie Carr: Book reviews aren’t nearly as important as they used to be in the publishing industry for moving product, with one exception. A plug by the president of the United States. Which is what I got late Sunday night from POTUS.
It’s Been 4 Years Liz Warren. Take a DNA Test
Howie Carr: I’m through waiting for the fake Indian, although I think we all believe, as the Berkshire Eagle suggested, that she probably already has taken the test, and, uh, not gotten the results she was hoping for.
“Chappaquiddick” Shines Light on Ted Kennedy’s Darkest Moment
Howie Carr: Boy, are the Kennedys going to hate this new movie about Teddy. The title of the movie: “Chappaquiddick.” What more does America’s First Family need to know before they start booing and hissing? The movie debuts April 6, and after viewing it, I can tell you it’s a great film.
Obama’s TV Venture Should Be Called Dumb and Dumber
Howie Carr: So Barack Obama is in talks with Netflix…Remember “This Old House”? To appeal to Obama’s constituents, he could bring it back as “This Old Public Housing Project.”
Joe “The Drooler” Kennedy’s Lip Service Is Hard to Ignore
Howie Carr: By the squalid standards of his family, JoJoJo Kennedy had a successful evening in Fall River this week. I mean, not one young woman was raped, drowned, crippled or beaten to death with a golf club.
Expose Corruption in the FBI and Justice Department
Howie Carr: This investigation of the brooming of the Clinton email espionage probe as well as the dodgy dossier already resembles what happens when you’re in a dark kitchen on a summer night and you suddenly turn on the lights — watch all those cockroaches scatter in every direction.
Legislative Lugheads Dip into Our Pockets Again
Howie Carr: The U.S. Chamber of Commerce is demanding that Congress raise the federal gas tax by 25 cents per gallon to raise $375 billion for pointless road-construction projects that never end, and only make traffic more congested, not less.
Scandal-Ridden FBI Must Be Abolished
Howie Carr: The G-men have degenerated into nothing more than a racketeering enterprise, a banana republic-style criminal conspiracy of vast proportions. Now we know that the FBI was plotting a coup against President-elect Trump.
Not Giving Us Their Tired, Their Poor
Howie Carr: The torrent of immigration from the Third World includes a wildly disproportionate number of terrorists, drug dealers, gangbangers and illiterate non-English-speaking beggars who are angrily demanding handouts. No one can deny that.
And the the Nominees for Fake News Awards Should Be…
Howie Carr: One last thing Mr. President. There’s so much material here, are you sure this is just a one-hour awards show? This could be a miniseries, or in fact, a maxi series. (Click link to see list.)
Trump’s Tough Talk Tamps Down North Korean Threat
Howie Carr: Things finally seem to be breaking America’s way in foreign policy. How do we know this? Because CNN and MSNBC et al., are suddenly silent about, among other things, Iran, which just happens to be, like NoKo, part of the old “Axis of Evil.”
Al Franken’s Sign-Off Is Likely Fake News
Howie Carr: Franken’s “resignation” was nothing more than a talking point for the Democrat operatives with press passes, like Comrade Chris Matthews of MSNBC.
OK Fake Indian. Time to Either Give Up the Claim or Prove It
Howie Carr: Isn’t the left supposed to despise “cultural appropriation?” What greater cultural appropriation could there be than for Elizabeth Warren to have falsely claimed an ethnic heritage in order to win not one, but two tenured Ivy League law professorships she had absolutely no shot of ever getting until she checked the box?
There’s Left Baggage Galore at the Anti-Trump Hotel
Howie Carr: the world’s first “anti-Trump hotel” will be opening in Washington next spring. No flush toilets at the Moonbat Arms — composting is so much more sustainable for the planet, don’t you know. And, per Sheryl Crow’s instructions, only one sheet of toilet paper per guest per night. Need anything? Call the concierge — he’s standing by in case you’d like to report a hate crime.