Howie Carr: But the best thing is, after all is said and done, as hard as the Democrats all try to put a shine on this dirty sneaker, Hillary Clinton is still not the president of the United States. And she never will be.
Publication: The Boston Herald
Trump Trolls Democrats on Sanctuary Crisis
Howie Carr: Donald Trump is living in their heads, rent-free. It’s not the main reason we elected him, but it’s certainly a major side benefit — the president’s uncanny ability to troll these sanctimonious trust-funded PC frauds to the point of incoherence, if not insanity.
The Boston Globe’s Phony Sanctimony
Howie Carr: Think back on all the journalistic grifters whose bylines and totally made-up crap have disgraced the dismal pages of the Boston Globe — Mike Barnicle, Kevin Cullen, Patricia Smith and Jayson Blair, among others. But even those recidivist frauds must be shaking their pampered, protected-class heads over this latest embarrassment to befall the failing broadsheet — a column by a “journalist from Massachusetts” named Luke O’Neil.
The Left Targets MAGA Hat-Wearers
Howie Carr: Getting this crime wave under control isn’t just a job for Congress and law enforcement. We also need to mobilize the Centers for Disease Control. Trump Derangement Syndrome is a disease, it’s infectious and it’s raging out of control.
Democrats Out to Gut the Constitution
Howie Carr: It’s pretty scary when you think about what the Democrats want to do to America. But they’re angry — I don’t think they’ve been this mad at Republicans since Lincoln freed their slaves.
College Scammers Ooze Entitlement
Howie Carr: These arrogant, smug, rich pampered pukes in the middle of the college admissions scandal — they’re even more obnoxious than you think.
Lefty College Entrance Scammers Get Taught a Lesson
Howie Carr: What makes yesterday’s federal indictments in Boston so wonderful is that they confirm every single one of your prejudices about the Beautiful People — they are complete and utter frauds, and only a handful of the 30-plus charged are Republicans, mostly Romney moneybags. The pampered pukes are all here.
2020 Democratic Candidates Share Non-Working-Class Background
Howie Carr: The Democrats used to be the party of the working class. Now they’ve become the party of the non-working class. The only remaining question is, are there more of them now than there are of those of us who get up and go to a job in the morning?
Some Debate Questions Democrats Should Ask
Howie Carr: Do you agree with U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez that climate change will doom the world within 12 years?…One-word answer, please: How many genders are there?…Do you agree with U.S. Sen. Kamala Harris that prostitution should be legalized?
Smirking Media Bias Against GOP Couldn’t Be Clearer
Howie Carr: When a Democrat solon finds a way to stop some GOP initiative, it’s because the brilliant parliamentarian (Nancy Pelosi?) has come up with a master stroke. But when a Republican, say Mitch McConnell, does exactly the same thing, he is invariably called an obstructionist, relying on “arcane” tricks to produce “gridlock” and overturn centuries of “Congressional tradition.”
There’s a Reason They Call Them “Dumbocrats”
Howie Carr: For Exhibit A, let’s go to the House hearings the other day with Big House-bound Michael “Jussie” Cohen. He was being questioned, or something, by the new congresswoman from Michigan, Rashida Tlaib. “Some of my collies can’t handle the truth.” Her collies. That’s what she said. Lassie, come home!
Chicago Cops Pros at Spotting Smollett Fake News
Howie Carr: It was an amazing performance by the Chicago police superintendent, Eddie Johnson, especially when you compare him to the G-men grandees who are ubiquitous in the alt-left media — Andrew McCabe, James Comey, Peter Strzok, etc. I mean, this guy is a real cop — unlike any of the above. And he behaves like an adult, not some dithering teenage girl.
The Legal System Seems to Go to the Wall for Illegal Immigrants
Howie Carr: As I always say, if I ever get jammed up, I ask for no special favors. Just treat me like an illegal immigrant.
Look Deeper at McCabe, Because the Alt-Left Media Won’t
Howie Carr: Sunday night he’ll be treated as a conquering hero on “60 Minutes,” that perennial destination for dodgy Democrats down through the decades. He’ll be portrayed as the greatest lawman since Wyatt Earp, because after becoming the head fed in May 2017 he immediately opened the phony-baloney Russia “investigation” of President Trump.
AOC Ain’t A-OK
What would Dr. John Silber make of BU alumna Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez? The longtime president of Boston University would not be impressed, I dare say, with the semiliterate millennial and BU grad who has gone in months from sticky-fingered Manhattan bartender to the intellectual prophet of the Democratic Party.
Elizabeth Warren in Heap of Big Trouble Now
Howie Carr: Stick a fork in cold crab omelette — the fake Indian is all done now. She speak-um with forked tongue one time too many, and now The Washington Post, of all places, has scalped her.
Time to Get Tough on Deportations
Howie Carr: What’s the end game for all the pampered, trust-funded judges who are refusing to deport or lock up even the most bloodthirsty illegal immigrants, sometimes allegedly even helping them escape from courthouses in order to continue their crime waves against American citizens?
George H.W. Bush Saved Us from a Dukakis White House
Howie Carr: But 41 does deserve our maximum gratitude for stopping the Massachusetts governor from becoming president. People have forgotten just how close Dukakis seemed in the summer of 1988 to succeeding Ronald Reagan.
Asylum Caravan’s Future Democrats Dream of Life in the Land of the Free (Stuff)
Howie Carr: Proudly waving the flags of the hellhole countries that they claim “persecuted” them, the vast majority of these invaders will end up on the dole, voting Democrat to protect their handouts, just like the tens of millions who preceded them to the Land of the Free (Stuff).
Never Trumpers Are at It Again
Howie Carr: Basically the midterms are over. Which means, it’s time for the Never Trumpers to come out from under their rocks and start trying to foment another intra-party uprising against a president who is more popular with his base than, well, just about any earlier president of either party ever.
Liz Warren Is in a State of Confusion
Howie Carr: Is the fake Indian from the state of Massachusetts, or a state of confusion? Sen. Elizabeth Warren is lucky the debates are over, because she’s been exposed as terminally confused about one subject after another — either befuddled or totally ignorant.
Zip Your Lips and Don’t Blame Trump
Howie Carr: Who’s the biggest anti-Semite in American politics right now? Might it be Keith Ellison, vice chairman of the Democratic National Committee, pal of Louis Farrakhan, who calls Jews “termites”? But hey, let’s blame Donald Trump.
Caravan of Migrating “Democrats” Headed This Way
Howie Carr: This latest onslaught on working Americans will prove to be electoral poison for the Democrats, because the invaders’ advance parties — millions of them — are already here, living large, humming their favorite song from “West Side Story”: “Everything Free in America.”
GOP Averts Another Democratic Disgrace with Kavanaugh Victory
Howie Carr: The best news of all is that the lawless, unruly mob that the Democrat party has so palpably become was routed. Even better, the shrill shrieking shrews’ paymasters seem to have squandered whatever wide advantage they had heading into the midterm elections 30 days from now.