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Dems in Disarray

Democrats have no backbone, no heart, no message, and no leader. They refuse to stand for American heroes. They celebrate foreign conflicts over domestic priorities. And their response to losing power? Throwing a tantrum while America moves forward without them.

Trump Bans Soggy Communist Straws

America’s long national nightmare of dealing with disintegrating paper straws is finally headed in the right direction. President Donald Trump has signed an executive order banning the federal procurement and forced use of the limp, dissolving nonsense that liberals tried to pass off as progress.

The Lefty Media Exodus Is Upon Us

The grande dame of leftist propaganda, 78-year-old Andrea Mitchell, is finally hanging up her microphone at MSNBC. After decades of spinning tales for the Democratic Party, Mitchell is stepping aside from her daily show – though we’re sure she’ll still be available for a fawning Biden sit-down if he can remember her name (or his own).

From NYC Mogul to Middle East Mogul?

Once the pesky issue of inhabitants is resolved, Trump’s vision is to level the existing structures and rebuild Gaza into a luxurious destination. Think Las Vegas meets Dubai. Trump, ever the visionary, sees this as a place where “the world’s people” can live, presumably in peace, harmony, and five-star accommodations.

Here’s What’s in Store for Trumpapalooza

Whether you’re a fan of Trump, horses, country music, or just a good spectacle, the inauguration promises to deliver. The party is two-fold: celebrating Trump and celebrating booting Biden and his idiot co-conspirators to destroy the country to the curb. PARTY ON, PEOPLE!

Starbucks Is No Longer a Homeless Shelter

It looks like Starbucks got tired of their stores turning into makeshift homeless shelters. After a 2018 policy that allowed anyone to hang out in their cafes without making a purchase, the coffee giant is now stirring things up with a reversal. In the new Trump era, you’ll need more than free Wi-Fi and a dream to occupy one of their coveted armchairs.

Inferno in Paradise

The Golden State looks like a failed state, with its decline marked by the failures of Gavin Newsom and Karen Bass. Thanks to their leadership, California is in shambles, and Los Angeles is an inferno.

31 Days to Trumpmas

Like Santa himself, Trump has a knack for delivering exactly what people want: secure borders, lower taxes, and the kind of leadership that doesn’t need cue cards to remember world leaders’ names.