Break out the rubber chickens. Twenty-one people are dead in Texas, 19 of whom are kids, and members of the left have somehow thrown themselves into a jester-fest to see who will be the master of jackassery.
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Obama Uses Texas Massacre to Remind Us He Hates Cops
Stephen Kruiser: Obama’s most enduring legacy is the virulent anti-law enforcement sentiment on the American left. Wherever there was conflict between radical leftists and law enforcement Obama made sure to side with the radicals, most notably in Ferguson, Missouri. It pains him to be out of the spotlight and unable to continue his cop-hating mission. Well, he found a way to shoehorn his true feelings while tweeting about the tragedy in Texas.
No Gun Control Proposal Would Have Prevented Tuesday’s Tragedy
Everyone wants to do something. Everyone demands action. But far and away the most popular “solution” that comes out of any tragedy like this is tasking the government with finding a way to control gun ownership. Calls for gun registration in the wake of an 18-year-old kid murdering 21 people is ludicrous and a transparently useless political act.
Biden’s Formulagate Has a Third World Hell Hole Feel About It
Stephen Kruiser: Given that Democrats are so casual about killing babies in the womb it’s not surprising that they haven’t been terribly worried about the ones who managed to survive the Planned Parenthood gauntlet.
Will Hillary Ever Take the Fall for Being Pure Evil?
Stephen Kruiser: Every person involved in the Russia collusion hoax should have to spend a long time in a low-grade prison. We may never see Mrs. Clinton perp-walking her way to a state-issued jumpsuit wardrobe but we’re getting to the point where it’s not out of the realm of possibility.
Kamala Exists to Make Biden Seem Coherent
Stephen Kruiser: While I don’t like to attribute any competence to Team Biden, I am beginning to think that his handlers had Kamala Harris in mind for the second spot on the ticket all along. Joe Biden appears to be the epitome of oratorical brilliance and competence when side-by-side with Harris. I sincerely hope that the English language survives two more years of this.
Ghoulish Left Quick with Ignorant Hot Takes About Buffalo Shooter
Stephen Kruiser: The progressives got the white shooter they’ve been dreaming warning about, so the hot takes have been flowing like lava from Mt. Vesuvius to Pompeii. As usual, they’re all wrong, idiotic, or both. Like any garden variety nutjob, the Buffalo shooter had written a manifesto. The lunatic feelings journal debunked one of the left’s most immediate and pedestrian talking points.
Ilhan Omar Rushes to Condemn Israel Without Evidence
Shireen Abu Akleh, a reporter for Al Jazeera, was killed by a bullet Wednesday as the Israeli Defense Forces hunted for jihad terrorists in Jenin. That much is certain. But who actually fired the bullet is a matter of significant dispute.
Riots Are Now an Establishment Industry and Part of Summer
Looks like a pretty safe bet that the summer riots of 2022 will be about women’s “rights,” complete with marching vulvas and Handmaid cosplay platoons. But you never know. Polls have been showing that minorities, who are usually reliable Democrat voters, have been souring on the party, so there’s always a chance we’ll pivot to race riots.
Already Unhinged Abortion Cretins Sink to New Lows
Stephen Kruiser: We just spent Mother’s Day weekend watching the freakshow that is the pro-abortion left harassing people at their homes and in churches all because they don’t understand biology or how laws work in the United States. Oh, and also because they are mentally unwell.
Where Was Lefty Outrage When Bezos Bought Washington Post?
Stephen Kruiser: The reason that the progressives are having fits about Musk’s purchase of Twitter is that Twitter had become one of (along with Facebook) the left’s primary drivers of false narratives. There are a lot more impressionable idiots on social media than there are reading The Washington Post every day. They’re terrified of Musk’s commitment to free speech because free speech is honest and they aren’t.
Supreme Court Leaks, Progressive America Freaks
American leftists wake up overwrought and only get worse from there as the day goes on. They didn’t exactly take the news well. Nothing infuriates them like the thought that they might be inconvenienced on the way to killing a baby. The meltdown was instantaneous. Because none of them ever seem to work, they took very little time to gather at the Supreme Court to protest.
Biden’s Disinformation Commies Have a DeSantis Problem
Stephen Kruiser: Democrats can’t be arbiters of what is and is not the truth because they no longer even have a casual relationship with honesty. Putting them in charge of ferreting out disinformation is like putting Keith Richards in charge of keeping everyone sober. Now let’s just hope Biden doesn’t start babbling about gulags.
ESPN Anchor Sues for Violation of Free Speech
Sage Steele is the only openly conservative personality at ESPN, and she has never shied away from or compromised her beliefs. That’s made her a target for wokes at the subsidiary of The Walt Disney Company, and now she’s suing ESPN and Disney for violating her free speech rights.
Is Kamala Sicker with Covid That the White House Will Admit?
Alleged Vice President Kamala Harris is taking a medication indicated only for high-risk COVID-19 sufferers, according to one source. Dr. Marty Makary, a Johns Hopkins professor of medicine, says he’s “surprised to learn” that Harris is taking Paxlovid, “a drug reserved for high-risk patients.”
Rough Week for Lefty Weaklings as Elon Musk Has Jack Dorsey’s Trust
It turns out that Twitter co-founder Jack Dorsey, who is a Lefty and America’s wealthiest stoner, is a little more nuanced than we previously knew…It’s safe to say that Dorsey won’t be sporting a MAGA hat any time soon, but this is refreshing coming from a guy who had been nothing but a leftist cliché up until now.
Free Speech Now Has a Heavy Musk Scent
Twitter was fun again yesterday. The reaction was also a perfect snapshot of the divide in this country that may never heal. Musk’s vision for Twitter is full of positives.
Has Woke Worn Out Its Welcome for Some Lefties?
Moderate Democrats in flyover country seem to be realizing that they may not have much in common with the AOCs of the world.
Spotify Parts Ways with the Obamas
The fascination with the Obamas never ceases to amaze me, but Spotify is showing us that not everyone is willing to keep shelling out enormous stacks of cash for them to create small amounts of content.
Leftists Are Sure That Going Maskless Will Kill Us All
You knew this would happen. A federal judge struck down Biden’s handlers’ mask mandate, and now the true mask believers are sure that we are all doomed. The sky is falling because they’re not wearing masks on airplanes, and civilization as we know it, such as it is, is coming to a rapid end, not that we will see its end because we will all be dead.
Anti-Science, Emotional Weakling Mask Fetishists Had a Rough Monday
Stephen Kruiser: There is almost zero science supporting the efficacy of the cloth masks people are wearing on planes. It’s as medically and scientifically sound as burning sage or relying on the judicious petting of one’s lucky kitten.
Elon Musk Is Not Your Savior
If Musk acquires Twitter, great. But conservatives should not depend on Elon Musk to fight for free speech for them.
How Many Senile Dems Does It Take to Ruin a Country?
Stephen Kruiser: We’re blessed to live in a time when people can have much longer, and more productive, lives. Unfortunately, some people still hit the age wall and need to have the keys to the car taken away. Or the nuclear launch codes.
What’s Really Going on with CNN+
What was the pitch? The network of sex scandals, the Cuomo boys, pedophiliacs, and low-budget partisan propaganda wants your money! You can almost picture McKinsey running to the bank to deposit CNN’s consulting check before CNN woke up to the scam.