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Trump Throws His Hair into the Ring for 2024

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Stephen Kruiser: So much for my hope that we could wait until after Christmas to get the 2024 Republican presidential nomination slog going. To the surprise of no sentient being in the Milky Way Galaxy, Donald Trump announced that he would be seeking to head back to the Oval Office after the American political equivalent of a presidential gap year.

We’re Done! American Voters Are Idiots

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Stephen Kruiser: What happened last night should have been an emphatic correction to the hell this country has been subjected to since Joe Biden was artificially installed in the White House. Instead, we got a bunch of bleating socialist sheep.

Election Day Is Always a Cheat Day for Dems

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Stephen Kruiser: Mail-in voting is obviously where the Democrats can wreak the most electoral havoc. I’ve been saying and writing for weeks that it is going to be difficult for Dr. Mehmet Oz to overcome the Mystical Magical Mail-In Ballots that will suddenly show up in the middle of the night in Philadelphia. All will be votes for Pennsylvania’s Highest-Elected Hobo, of course.

Nancy and Paul Pelosi Don’t Deserve the Decency They Deny Us

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Paul Pelosi seems every bit the entitled jerk whose questionable behavior seems more and more likely to get himself killed. First, an alcohol-related car crash, and now it seems possible (likely?) that he made a very dangerous “friend” in the form of one underwear-clad, hammer-wielding, drugged-up, Canadian illegal alien Berkeleyite.

Now the World Series Is Racist

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On Wednesday, Ben Walker of the Associated Press surveyed our fractured, divided land and zeroed in on one of the most pressing issues of our day: there aren’t enough black players in the World Series. Walker doesn’t have the slightest shred of evidence to support the contention that this is because of racism, but that’s nonetheless the thrust of his article.

Fetterman’s Wife Is Giving Off a Creepy Jill Biden Vibe

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Stephen Kruiser: I wasn’t even aware of Gisele Fetterman until last weekend when she pitched a hissy fit because NBC News conducted an interview with her husband and didn’t doctor it to make him seem all there. They may not be campaigning from a basement, but she’s definitely giving off that “I am my husband’s handler” vibe that Jill Biden first began showing in the summer of 2020.

DeSantis Flashes His Alpha-Dog Energy in Meeting with Diminished Biden

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The best part was when Alpha-Dog DeSantis confidently strutted up to the podium—the one emblazoned with the seal of the president —and began to speak. Oh, he did ask Biden if it was ok to speak first, but that was just a rhetorical question as DeSantis was already standing at the podium. Biden appeared confused and busied himself with sniffing Florida Commissioner of Agriculture Nikki Fried.

A Kamala Presidency Might Be a Godsend for Republicans

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Stephen Kruiser: Should Gavin Newsom’s ego prevail and he decides to primary a President Harris, the optics would be a MegaMillions jackpot win for the Republicans. If the first female president of the U.S. — who also happens to be a minority — gets challenged from within by a white guy who oozes more privilege than I did beer sweat in the ’80s, the Democrats might collapse upon themselves and go supernova.

Gavin Newsom Signs a Bill to Persecute Doctors

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The California governor, in his never-ending quest to make California a post-apocalyptic wasteland of mob rule, ritual cannibalism, mutant animals, and the adult version of Lord of the Flies, has signed AB-2098 into law. The law essentially penalizes physicians for mis- or disinformation when it comes to Covid-19. Sigh. C’mon, Newsom. Covid-19 is so last year.