Kevin Downey: I don’t care what or whom toots a man’s horn. If you’re into bearded women, have at it. But understand, I am not into chicks with a dingle. I prefer my hen house to have a single rooster. In short, my fruit salad has but one banana.
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What a Relief! The New White House Comms Director Is Gay
With the military shooting a series of strange and unexplained objects out of the sky, a nonexistent Southern border, skyrocketing inflation, and all the rest of the catastrophes that Biden’s handlers have caused, it’s good to know they have a firm grasp of what’s really important, and are doggedly continuing to pander to their gay base.
Disney Is Letting Go Thousands of Employees
Do you know who isn’t getting the boot? Disney+ producer Latoya Raveneau, who admits to pushing a “gay agenda” by “adding queerness” to children’s programming wherever she can.
It’s Time for Trump to Pass the Torch
Ben Bartee: The man is constitutionally incapable of leadership because he does not have a personality conducive to leadership. There was no consistent vision or strategy in the execution of his presidency because the entire enterprise was an exercise in ego-appeasement. Trump also displays an obvious lack of interest in learning how the U.S. government actually functions.
Let’s Scrap the State of the Union Address
Stephen Kruiser: This televised dog-and-pony show that we’re subjected to now gets worse the longer it goes on. Biden was his usual trainwreck self, phasing in and out of whatever narcotic cocktail they pump him full of for extended public appearances.
We’re Painfully Aware of the State of Biden’s Union
Brace yourselves, America. Joe Biden is going to be squinting into a teleprompter for an hour or so tonight, giving his State of the Union address. Hs speech will be a real test of his staff’s creative writing skills.
That Noise You Hear Is the ChiComs Laughing at Pudding Brain Biden
Stephen Kruiser: If the Chinese balloon thing was a mini dress rehearsal for World War III, we may want to form some Mandarin study groups.
Kari Lake Is Too Reckless to Run for Office Again
Regardless of whether the election was stolen from her, the fact is that Lake underperformed the other Republicans running for statewide office. The reason: She recklessly insulted Arizona Republican voters right before the election.
You Will Be Forced to Care: Gay Hockey Edition
Stephen Kruiser: The Pride Police are on the prowl again, this time in the National Hockey League. One of the more tedious aspects of the woke crusade for “inclusivity” is that we now have to be bombarded with radical messaging in what used to be escapist activities, like sports fandom.
Washington Post Journalists Are Getting Fired!
Megan Fox: I opened Twitter a few minutes ago to see my favorite thing ever: journalists crying big, salty tears over losing their jobs. The Washington Post is making cuts, and the puffed-up writers over there, who think they’re very special and irreplaceable, are having meltdowns. It’s beautiful watching the wokest people on earth suffer.
Did the CIA Engineer Watergate to Get Rid of Nixon?
Tucker Carlson made some explosive assertions Friday, suggesting that the CIA and the FBI brought down Richard Nixon because he was on to their efforts to undermine the American system as the Founding Fathers had intended it to run and knew that the CIA was involved in the assassination of John F. Kennedy.
Dems and Their Media Puppets Still Hate Cops
Stephen Kruiser: Democrats still have a lot of issues with law enforcement. They might not be as open about it these days, but nothing has really improved since they threw cops under the bus during the 2020 George Floyd Summer of Love and Oh Yeah Lots of Rioting.
The Super Shady Coverup of the Paul Pelosi Story Is Worse Than You Thought
Last year, if you questioned the preferred narrative of the Paul Pelosi attack story, you were a conspiracy theorist; now, critical details are being kept from the public. Why would that be? Are some of the “conspiracy theories” actually correct? What are they trying to hide?
Just Let the Democrat-Run Hellhole Cities Destroy Themselves
The descent into lawlessness in America’s Democrat-run cities has pretty much been on steroids ever since the George Floyd Summer of Love riots in 2020. To be sure, most of them were already headed in a bad direction, but they’ve been moving at breakneck speed these past two-and-a-half years.
Biden Just Torpedoed the Left’s Entire J6 “Insurrection” Narrative
If Biden were consistent and honest he would admit that there was no danger of the government falling on Jan. 6, 2021. The protesters didn’t have F-15s, or AR-15s either, for that matter, and now Old Joe has stated openly that without that kind of firepower, patriots don’t stand a chance against tyranny. But if that’s true, then the Jan. 6 “insurrectionists” never had a chance.
Should Someone This Dumb Be Special Counsel Investigating Biden’s Document Scandal?
How dumb do you have to be to take the pee tape whopper at face value without supporting evidence? And then support that information for a warrant to spy on a private citizen, Trump’s campaign, and presidency? And then do nothing as that lie was repeated multiple times when he knew it was false. Unless he’s that dumb.
Can DeSantis “Deprogram” Blue States?
There are so many misconceptions about the state of Florida and Gov. DeSantis that perhaps the best way to vanquish the myths and lies of left-wing media is to make it public policy to subsidize trips to the Sunshine State.
Time for Rescue Operations at Children’s Gender Clinics
Let’s borrow the tactics of the successful pro-life initiative, Operation Rescue, and start standing up for children at the transing clinic entrance. It may be the only place where some of them get to hear the other side of the story. And unlike at an abortion clinic, transgender patients and their families will make numerous visits and have many opportunities to change their minds.
Pelosi Was More Responsible for the J6 Riot Than Trump
A little-noticed bill passed before Christmas shows that the U.S. Senate knows Pelosi had more to do with the J6 U.S. Capitol breach , than anything Trump did that day. Indeed, Nancy Pelosi could be crowned Queen of the Mob, since her actions led to the crashing of the perimeter fences, general dysfunction, and deaths of Trump supporters that day.
President Harris Stinks at Her Job
Stephen Kruiser: While the Democrats are celebrating Fake Insurrection Day — the holiest day on the American Commie Calendar — the rest of us have to dwell in the real world. The malaise that we’ve experienced for the past couple of years has to do with the two people who sit atop the Executive Branch. I’ve been through a lot of presidents and VPs in my life, and I’ve never seen two bigger bozos in the top two spots than Biden and Harris.
Biden Is Kicking off 2023 by Pretending to Care About the Border
Stephen Kruiser: As we approach the second anniversary of the Biden Dystopia, President LOLEightyonemillion and Co. seem to be finally gaining some awareness that this country has a southern border. It’s unclear if they understand that it is a dangerous humanitarian mess down there.
New Republican House Majority Is a Driverless Clown Car
There isn’t much that’s grand about the Grand Old Party these days.
Why Is John Fetterman Still Hiding from the Media?
Despite winning a six-year term in the U.S. Senate, Fetterman apparently still isn’t comfortable enough speaking to the media. He hasn’t given a single interview since winning his election—despite the outstanding questions about his physical fitness for office.
Kari Lake’s Lawsuit Is Looking Anything but “Frivolous” Now
Stephen Kruiser: There was plenty of malpractice committed in Maricopa County during this election but it wasn’t committed by the Republicans who were urging people to vote the way they’ve always voted. Unable to sweep this under the rug, the people responsible for very possibly changing the results of an election are resorting to demagoguery.