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Pete Hegseth Hammers “Woke Bullsh**” with Brutally Blunt Speech

“No more social engineering. No more climate change worship. No more electric tanks. No more gender confusion. No more pronouns. No more excuses. No more quotas. No more woke bullsh*t that undermines commanders and command climates. We are laser-focused on our mission of warfighting,” Hegseth said during a Wednesday speech at the Army War College.

Cory Booker Shuts Up Just in Time

He’s the perfect Democrat in 2025. Won’t shut up. Constant rambling. Hates Trump. Gets literally nothing else done. That’s the Dems in a nutshell. Maybe mix in some purple hair and fake outrage, and viola, you’ve got the perfect Dem prototype.

CNN’s “Big Balls” DOGE Segment Is Unhinged Insanity

You couldn’t have scripted this segment better if you tried. This is art. All three women on CNN are treating the situation like they’re breaking down every frame of the Zapruder film. If you ever find yourself on TV analyzing a “Big Balls” online name, then it’s time to step outside for fresh air.

Miss Universe Fans Credit Trump and “End of Wokeness” as Blonde Wins Title

For the first time in 20 years, Miss Universe has blonde hair and blue eyes and Trump fans say this is another sign that he has ended the woke era. Victoria Kjær Theilvig of Denmark was just  named Miss Universe 2024.  After several years of Miss Universe  allowing trans competitors and touting its woke politics, the organization crowned a Nordic blonde beauty.

Kamala Goes Full Cringe with Awkward Beer Stunt

Fresh off trying to convince people she has a Glock she takes to the range (an obvious campaign talking point to connect with regular dudes), she’s now trying to convince people she likes cold beer. Guns and beer! What’s not to love? Harris appeared Tuesday night on Stephen Colbert’s show, and they decided to crack open some beers.