Publication: Howie Carr

Howie Carr

They are overwhelmingly illegal aliens seeking “asylum” – from work.

Howie Carr

Nothing much good ever happens to ex-governors. The race card stops working, the ambassadorship doesn’t open the big-money doors, the million-dollar campaign account runs dry, the booze catches up with you…

Howie Carr

Harvard’s always despised Jews, among other ethnic groups. A century ago, the school had a “quota” system for Jewish admissions. But the Yankee grandees just wanted to keep them at arm’s length, they weren’t into genocide, unlike so many of the proud young Third Worlders now lounging at Harvard on full-boat scholarships.

Howie Carr

Now that Labor Day has passed and the Beautiful People have flown back to New York in their private jets, let’s round up all the illegal aliens and ship them to Martha’s Vineyard. Sure they’re zoned NHP — No Hoi Polloi, hoi polloi being defined as anyone who goes to church on Sunday and/or doesn’t have a trust fund. But this is an emergency, dammit.

Howie Carr

The illegals are not being sent to, among other millionaire destinations, Cambridge, Brookline, Newton, Martha’s Vineyard, Nantucket….These melanin-impaired preserves of the Beautiful People all have Hate Has No Home Here signs festooned on every lawn.  Yet oddly they somehow remain unaffected by the Democrats’ ongoing “fundamental transformation” of America into a Third World flophouse.

Howie Carr

Santos just “self-identifies” as a Jew, as a property-owner, as a preppie, as a college graduate, as a millionaire businessman, as a former employee of Goldman Sachs and Citigroup, etc. Since when is “self-identifying” as someone you weren’t born as a crime? I thought Democrats celebrated it. Just ask Sam Brinton or Rachel Levine.

Howie Carr

What was the biggest difference between the Democrats’ efforts to rig the presidential elections of 2016 and 2020? In 2020, they succeeded. That’s the main takeaway from Elon Musk’s release Friday night of the internal Twitter documents about the biggest Democrat presidential-election scandal since… the last one, in 2016.

Howie Carr

It’s been said – not often, but sometimes – that 80 is the new 60. But for the nation’s oldest (by far) president, 80 is the new 150. Biden is 80 going on… take away the car keys and lock him up in the memory-wing of the local assisted living facility.

Howie Carr

You never let the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune get to you before. Stop taking the bait now. Ron DeSantis is not Jeb Bush. Glenn Youngkin is not John Kasich. Sometimes nicknames stick, sometimes they don’t. You’re on a cold streak right now. Ron DeSanctimonious is not Crooked Hillary. As for Glenn “Young-kin – sounds Chinese.” What the hell was that all about?

Howie Carr

How would a Congresswoman Karoline drive AOC crazy? Well, for starters, Leavitt is 25 years old and AOC is 32. Karoline would be the youngest woman ever elected to Congress. Karoline comes from a more authentic working-class background than “Sandy from Westchester.” Neither of her parents went to college, which is something AOC can’t say, much as she’d like to.

Howie Carr

Stand by for the next multi-billion-dollar Democrat scam handout to their deadbeat comrades: More student loan “forgiveness.” Dementia Joe Biden’s care-givers are slow-walking this latest grift — ten grand here and ten grand there. Spread it out over tens of millions of goldbricks living in mom’s basement and eventually it’ll be piling close to $2 trillion more on the deficit.

Howie Carr

Think about the fiends that the FBI knew all about but couldn’t be bothered to stop like the Boston Marathon bombers and the Pulse Nightclub homophobic mass murderer (a registered Democrat). Next, ponder the type of bad actors the G-men do go after: Roger Stone, Michael Flynn, Carter Page, Steve Bannon. Let’s see, everyone in the first group is a member of one protected class or another. Everyone in the second group is … Trump supporters.