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Lefty Media Finally Catches Up on Massachusetts Migrant Mess

Like similar regime-controlled media in Damascus, the Boston Globe now scrambles to distance itself from the agitprop it’s long churned out on behalf of whatever authoritarian junta is oppressing the population. They’re suddenly faced with the prospect of covering all the news they’ve been trying to ignore for the last 50 years.

Boston Needs a Makeover

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Here’s just one reason: Illegal aliens, and all the calamities associated with Third Worlders from the non-working classes – more crime, disease, out-of-control welfare and fewer resources for non-criminal American citizens, especially children in the public schools.

Harvard’s Depraved Cheerleading

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Harvard’s always despised Jews, among other ethnic groups. A century ago, the school had a “quota” system for Jewish admissions. But the Yankee grandees just wanted to keep them at arm’s length, they weren’t into genocide, unlike so many of the proud young Third Worlders now lounging at Harvard on full-boat scholarships.

Let’s Set Up Bidenvilles in Posh Martha’s Vineyard

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Now that Labor Day has passed and the Beautiful People have flown back to New York in their private jets, let’s round up all the illegal aliens and ship them to Martha’s Vineyard. Sure they’re zoned NHP — No Hoi Polloi, hoi polloi being defined as anyone who goes to church on Sunday and/or doesn’t have a trust fund. But this is an emergency, dammit.

Guess Which Towns in Massachusetts Are Not Getting Migrants

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The illegals are not being sent to, among other millionaire destinations, Cambridge, Brookline, Newton, Martha’s Vineyard, Nantucket….These melanin-impaired preserves of the Beautiful People all have Hate Has No Home Here signs festooned on every lawn.  Yet oddly they somehow remain unaffected by the Democrats’ ongoing “fundamental transformation” of America into a Third World flophouse.

Jeffrey Epstein’s Harvard Tentacles

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Is there any more depraved and greedy crew of Beautiful People anywhere than the Democrats from Harvard who sucked up to pedophile Jeffrey Epstein before his, uh, suicide? Every last one of Epstein’s sycophants couldn’t stop rump-swabbing the Democrat pervert, despite the fact that all of them were already fabulously wealthy and hated everybody who didn’t have a trust fund like they did.

Hunter Biden Is in the White Trash Hall of Fame

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Just like you can sometimes describe somebody in politics as a hack’s hack, Hunter Biden is white trash’s white trash. This guy has made millions working in his chosen profession – bagman for the Big Guy. Hey, he said it, not me, on the laptop that the deep state and state-run media lied was “Russian disinformation.”

Covid Panic Ends with a Whimper

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On March 16, 2020, a national Covid-19 emergency was declared for 15 days – to flatten the
curve. And now, a mere 1135 days later, the 15-day national emergency is finally over, with a
statement signed behind closed doors at the White House and this terse official statement from
the White House: And, er, that was about it.

22 Questions for Elizabeth Warren

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Holly Robichaud: Our fake Indian senator has been MIA from Massachusetts since her 2018 re-election. Unfortunately, Warren’s total lack of interest in our state won’t stop the Globe and the other liberal media outlets from fawning all over these progressive information pow wows she holds. Get me a barf bag!

SVB Went from Wokest to Brokest Overnight

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Where do I go to get my bailout? I’m neither a MS 13 illegal, a Ukrainian, a deadbeat hippie nor gender-fluid so I guess I’m bleep out of luck.I am so weary of paying for everybody else’s handouts, not to mention their shiftlessness and irresponsible behavior, while all the grifters with their dirty paws out lecture me on my moral failings.

Rachel Levine Stars in Chelsea Clinton’s Children’s Book

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Emma Foley: On June 6, the tag-team effort by Clinton and former New Hampshire state Rep. Lisa Bunker will be published. It features none other than our Assistant Secretary for Health and Human Services, Rachel Levine, painted as a portrait of womanhood and a model for girls. Note: Rachel Levine is a biological male formerly known as Richard…or “Dad.” Don’t you just love when the best women among us are men?

Dementia Joe Can Never Get a Name or Title Right

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Just ask “President Harris.” Or Nancy Pelosi’s husband “Bobby.” Or his cabinet secretaries like “Marcia Fudd” and “Walshmarty,” not to mention Antony Blinken, his “foreign minister,” and Lloyd Austin, “the secretary of the uh, um, uh, of the, uh military.” Or his Supreme Court justice — “Kejan Kejan Ketanji Drown Jackson.”