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The President Is Senile

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Biden is being tasked with making major decisions while being mentally unfit. This is no longer a political smear or a late night comedian’s joke. A constitutional crisis is upon us.

Taylor Swift Won’t Change to Outcome of the Election

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Her fake curated bestie online presence can’t do anything for Joe Biden. No matter what anyone does, Biden won’t be cool. His only campaign is anti, not pro, running against the threat of Trump. And that’s not really where Taylor Swift is much of an asset unless she decides to shake up her image.

Ohio’s Racist Mayor Shammas Malik

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Akron, Ohio’s first Pakistani Muslim mayor is convinced that America is racist. Despite winning a challenging mayoral election by 97% in which he was the only candidate on the ballot after the Republican candidate was disqualified, Shammas Malik has never stopped talking about how racism is everywhere in the country and the city that elected him.

Mutuants Among Us

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After Oct 7, some purple-haired genderqueer activists on TikTok have taken to reading the Koran and are pondering converting to Islam. That may seem like a leap, but once you’re a teenage girl who decides to be a boy for internet clout, changing to Islam is less difficult.